Long Slacker Poems

At the footbridge Sue was meeting her beau
(He was married to a woman called Flo)
Sue soon found out his deception
She dismembered his erection
For his love life it was a massive blow

To the hospital fled poor...

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Each ego identity,
whether of busy bee
or slacker sloth,
recreates its uniquely sacred eco-Other,
mutually capable of Win-Win intentional experience
and memory
toward appreciating capital investments
in further living, not deadening, artifacts
through each personal life 
both cooperative and competing
so far.

So
every shrinking...

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Can I go to the bathroom? This place is full of jackasses. This place is full of jackasses jerking each other off. This place is full of ignorant, parochial, zit-sucking jackasses undeserving of their place...

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When you get life has edges and dangers abound,
Pat yourself on the back, for this wisdom’s profound.
One who groks danger’s near has the best chance to live!
Fools who’re sure that they’re safe either brag or...

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1. They said the meeting point
between your traits and swagger
has dislocated 
and your newly acquired awful image
is beyond reversal.
But hey! I do not fall for obscurantism
on your honor, my senses are on sentry duty
even when...

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T'is urgent Mr.Moon,
You don't want to be a slacker;
Respond to me ASAP
Regarding my mere matter.

No resentment in my bones,
No anger and no fury.
Time is ticking on the clock,
Before I face the jury.

Me- I'm small and...

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Drip drip dribble dribble
google harps- here's a fiddle
How does fuzz evolve to stubble
Here's Fred Flinstone- Barney Rubble

WON 5 DOLLARS!- now I'm even
Online poker- guy named steven
Shop for blankets- buy throw pillows 
Google hammock- weeping willows

Go...

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1.Fill me up, I am always lacking.
Consumption, the name of the game.
The hunger devours the horse,
fattens me to the core.
I'm about to burst...
Always empty,
yet full of
loveless
fear.

2. My my what a big piece of the pie!
Pension...

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Am I a coward because I’m afraid?
My time is up and there’s dues to be paid.
And now my welcome seems long over-stayed.
So, what do I do?
I can see just where I’m supposed to be
But I...

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Mother loves her darling, infant girl. 
Mother must protect her from such a callous world. 
In a world full of heart break and pain we must count the cost. 
Plus each day is just another...

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I surmise yours truly i.e. me
a slacker boomer - ye,
whereby repose finds me
face buried in pillow free
and clear of Earthly worry

mainly, namely, particularly...
lack of legal tender re: money
woeful bane, yes unarguably
legitimate casus belli key
ping mental...

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let me introduce myself and where im from
my name is mc hearing aid and im a big huge bum
bummy, moochy ,lazy ,slacker , unmotivated
nudisiplined, unruly, and undereducated
unemployed and unreliably
under achiever under qualified, and thats undenible
but...

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Thanksgiving Eve

Hate the holidays well I got one for you.
Dont have to follow no rules.
Just drink till ya drop.
To what's the ocassion still ya
havent a clue.

Hey there missy.
dont piss and moan just grab a pint
ya...

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When Cowardice and Sloth shook hands,
their deal produced a special breed 
of thief whose basic low-risk plans
to victimize the ones in need
required no smarts and little speed.

This slacker wouldn’t keep a job.
He’d rather steal than...

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The best things that Christmas guarantees
          Are the festive, digestive joys of cheese

No holiday platter is nearly complete
        ...

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Enough Is Enough Horn Haiku

enough is enough
trump really was terrible
so we should impeach

completely absurd
totally denigrating
should get rid of trump

had been Bellau Wood
soldiers wounded and they died
so we cried and cried

trump sure is a strain
critize, condemn...

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[5]He sits in a corner 
Like a stranger in wander.
He knew it wasn't worth it
Yet asunder became winner,
Now he is a lone ranger
For giving in to the 
Home breaker.
Anger, slander, character,
Causing matrimonial
Disaster.

[10]He carried his lunchbox
In...

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PARTNERS   



The circus tent is filled  tonight.
I  enter  front-door, nerves a-tight
Climb  uncertain angles and heights
Spangles and tights and flashing lights
Up,  around, fall-defying
High trapeze - terrifying
Out of reach, smiling...

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Ideas for improvement.
No one has bothered to listen.
Winter of discontent.

Slacker employees?
They work hard. Push with Square Wheels.
A Spring awakening?

The landscape. No blame.
Should have planned downhill journey.
Thumping could be fixed.

Are Bosses unaware?
Square Wheels are always thumping.
Listen....

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a backpacker
a slacker
a sight
seeing
eyes

squinting at
worldly sun
rises and
sunsets
getting

to see some
things that are
no longer am
ongst us
but i do

not see myself
as a low percentage
of folks that could have
choosen a different path for
most think binary left or right

seeing life...

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Have you heard about that flirt Nellie?
Why, sure – she’s having an affair with the cook at the deli!
Have you heard about that slacker Bob?
Uh-huh – he got fired because he was the laziest guy...

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When doing laundry in a room
That’s shared by many others,
You can’t pretend no rules apply, 
Like if you had your druthers.

You have to note the starting time
And when the cycle ends,
‘Cause someone else upon
Your punctuality...

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Cracks in the broken glass.
Dust turns to ash.
Past, present, and future tense.
Why is it that nothing I ever say can make sense?
No one really knows me.
And yet, all I manage to do is nod my...

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If I and my poems were dissed
by those deemed elite--just dismissed,
I’d be so mature.
Their barbs I’d endure—
unless I should get REALLY p_ _ _ _ _! 

My sarcastic quips might be flying,
fake moxie to keep...

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While others fall through the cracks of society,
I confront every crack with a willing dive and leap.
I am the greatest slacker that has ever come to be,
never contributing anything to anything or anybody,
always taking the...

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