Thanksgiving Eve

Thanksgiving Eve

Hate the holidays well I got one for you.
Dont have to follow no rules.
Just drink till ya drop.
To what's the ocassion still ya
havent a clue.

Hey there missy.
dont piss and moan just grab a pint
ya big sissy.

No need for a kleenex  just wipe that blood off 
on your sleeve.
Stoner slacker and poets unite for
it's Thanksgiving Eve.

No need to hang anything by the
chimney with care.
But it is a party so lets see your underwear.

Lets beat the holiday blues.
Hey who's drunk and horney?
Short skirts and thoose high heel shoes.

Crank that jukebox hey grandpa theres
no need to leave.
Cause everyone is included on Thanksgiving eve.

Hey amigo if we play are cards right.
we can stir enough stuff to see a chick fight.

Hey whats going on upstairs God only knows.
It's not  cheating just wrestling without any 
clothes.

Hey who just cut a whole in the floor?
hey grandpa ya better watch that exotic woman
your dancing with.
Cause she's a woman with a little more.

Hey ya'll the cops are coming along with a swat
team so it's my cue to leave.
but like that fat prick in a red suit I'll
return to bring ya another great Thanksgiving Eve.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2009

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Bono Avatar
November 30, 2009 at 1:15 PM
This one got a smile out of me.I hate the holidays.
Chircop Avatar
November 26, 2009 at 9:16 AM
excellent poem,, have a great turkey holiday John..:)Charma
Owens Avatar
November 25, 2009 at 8:40 PM
Cute poem...Enjoyed...Marty
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