Surfing Usa

Drip drip dribble dribble
google harps- here's a fiddle
How does fuzz evolve to stubble
Here's Fred Flinstone- Barney Rubble

WON 5 DOLLARS!- now I'm even
Online poker- guy named steven
Shop for blankets- buy throw pillows 
Google hammock- weeping willows

Go to restroom- better lock it
Here's the key- brains your pocket
Keyboard's pencil- screen's your pad
Don't be a stranger- email dad

SEND to stepmom- SEND to cousin
Be specific- there's a dozen
SEND to grandma in the grave
SEND to bastard uncle - Dave

Where's Japan and where's Korea
Google maps is glad to see ya
Chat with Bennett- bash Obama
Poke your next door neighbors momma

Friend Dee Snyder- Twisted Sister
like a miss -  poke your sister
Like a sir - unfriend a mam
Search Hulk Hogan- Uncle Sam

Write your daughters third grade teacher
Bash a priest- praise a preacher
Write your mom  a prison letter
You know momma!- probably better

When your hand gets tired of typing                                                                                                                 Log on Youtube- watch some fighting
UFC- sometimes delightful
This guys girlfreinds being spiteful

Cat's in mirrors- fight their face
See some guy get sprayed with mace 
Watch that clip from Tropic Thunder
Rock the Casba- Land down under

Fight the system- Fight the power
Search for bloopers- Austin Powers
Play online and fight for glory
Man this game is too damned gory

Watch the packers play the Bears
COME ON SLACKER!-PASSING WHERE?!!
POKE from brother- INBOX sister
called your phone- you must've missed'er 

Supposed to work - be there at eight
It's almost nine- you're pretty late
Get to work- just tell them something
Man what happened?...It was nothing

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Date: 8/12/2015 3:15:00 AM
This is an awesome poem, congrats on your win :)
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Date: 4/18/2015 6:55:00 PM
Hello Ronald, Congratulations on your fine win. LINDA
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Date: 4/26/2015 7:07:00 PM
any time
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Ronald Wheeler
Date: 4/18/2015 7:09:00 PM
Thank you Linda : )
Date: 4/18/2015 8:34:00 AM
Now this is a fun one, congratulations.
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Ronald Wheeler
Date: 4/18/2015 7:10:00 PM
Thank you Richard!
Date: 4/16/2015 2:45:00 PM
loved the flow to your poem - congrats on your win:-) Hugs Jan xx
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Ronald Wheeler
Date: 4/18/2015 2:57:00 AM
Thank you so much Jan! I've just noticed that I had a typo in there....ugh! I guess it didn't throw the flow too way off? lol
Date: 4/11/2015 7:43:00 PM
Another awesome Free-Falling poem Ronald. LOL, where you out surfing? I know how it is. Every time, I'm gonna do something I forget or put it off. Do to my surfing problem, but I surf the world, not just the USA... Okay, I'm kidding.. I'm always playing candy crush. I love the movie Tropic thunder..:) always~ LINDA
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Date: 4/18/2015 2:53:00 AM
Thanks Linda! And Tropic Thunder is definitely one of the greatest comedy's ever made! EVER!!! At least in my humble opinion....lol
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