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The best things that Christmas guarantees
          Are the festive, digestive joys of cheese

No holiday platter is nearly complete
          Without the familiar fumes ... of feet

Softening chunks of wafting wonder
          Offered up aged for you to plunder

Those holey and rolly blocks to devour
          So properly plump, and soddenly sour

There's no better bits for a yuletide slacker
          Than great gobs of funk on a crispy cracker

And stuffing a sock or a Christmas Buddha
          Is perfect diversion for a gram of Gouda

Or perhaps just a nip of Neufchâtel bliss
          Bouncing its stink for a mistletoe kiss

What better addition to the bells of a sleigh
          Than vino with bread, and a cheese in decay?

Or, the ideal pal for a proud poinsettia?
          Why, a warmingly wonderful wee wedge of feta!

No matter what floats on the holiday breeze
          It's ALWAYS out-funked by a good ... Christmas cheese!




Written and submitted on November 18, 2018
For the "Write A Poem About Cheese" Poetry Contest
Barry Stebbings, Judge & Sponsor

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018




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Date: 11/23/2018 7:31:00 PM
Greg, enjoyed reading,,,congratulations on your win
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Gregory Richard Barden
Date: 12/22/2018 7:22:00 PM
Many kind thanks to you, Eve - blessings! :-) <3
Date: 11/22/2018 5:32:00 PM
Dropping back with my congrats Greg:-) hugs Jan xx
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Gregory Richard Barden
Date: 12/22/2018 7:22:00 PM
Thank you very much, Jan - blessings! :-) <3
Date: 11/22/2018 3:53:00 PM
“the familiar fumes of feet”. :D Congratulations on this lovely fun poem and the win.
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Gregory Richard Barden
Date: 12/22/2018 7:22:00 PM
Many thanks, PS, I'm glad you enjoyed the fun! :-)
Date: 11/22/2018 2:24:00 PM
Lovely rhythm and rhyming, Gregory. Gouda for the Christmas Buddha, really!? Most enjoyable read. Congrats on your podium finish.
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Gregory Richard Barden
Date: 12/22/2018 7:21:00 PM
LOL - yes, I certainly have an odd sense-of-humor, Line ... if not just bizarre, lol. Blessings, my friend! :-)
Date: 11/22/2018 6:06:00 AM
Just read this and thoroughly enjoyed! So creative and funny. Well done!
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Gregory Richard Barden
Date: 12/22/2018 7:20:00 PM
That's very kind, Mark, I'm pleased it made you smile, my friend! :-)
Date: 11/22/2018 5:39:00 AM
Congratulations on your win Gregory. I enjoyed your seasonal approach to the contest. Well done. // Barry
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Gregory Richard Barden
Date: 12/22/2018 7:19:00 PM
Thank you so much, Barry, I greatly appreciate it! :-)
Date: 11/18/2018 7:40:00 AM
Deliciously fun ;) Good luck in the contest! xomo ~<3
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Gregory Richard Barden
Date: 11/18/2018 6:14:00 PM
Thank you so very much, Mo! :-) <3
Date: 11/18/2018 7:39:00 AM
Very witty indeed Greg your humour shines out... its not at all cheesylol! Good luck with the contest:-) Hugs Jan xx
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Gregory Richard Barden
Date: 11/18/2018 6:14:00 PM
Ha! Thank you so much, Jan, I so greatly appreciate it ... you are the master of wit and whimsy, so your opinion carries a LOT of weight with me! This was fun! Blessings, Friend! :-) <3

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