Goin Postal

let me introduce myself and where im from my name is mc hearing aid and im a big huge bum bummy, moochy ,lazy ,slacker , unmotivated nudisiplined, unruly, and undereducated unemployed and unreliably under achiever under qualified, and thats undenible but minimum wage yeah thats for suckers id rather live under the bridge again , man boff these slugger buffers over worked and under paid youd think thats torture enough the boss still has the nerve to nag about ridiculous stuff why are you in turtle mode, this is work not fun i said shut up before i go columbine kid mode and bring in a gun. pretend this is a video game , play mars attacks with everyone they said go home you need some rest, but you can bet the next day they tried to press charges for making a terroristic threat it was before 911 that i did this crime i guess im just a visionary , ahead of my time the boys im blue were there to cuff me when the shop reopened but a red light in my minds third eye stopped me from getting broken i was 3 hours late for work that day u want to know why because i was hi, because i was high, because i was high the police got bored and left, i didnt have to go to jail can you believe they fired me over this minor detail