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AT THE FOOTBRIDGE - LIMERICK COLLABORATION

At the footbridge Sue was meeting her beau (He was married to a woman called Flo) Sue soon found out his deception She dismembered his ******** For his love life it was a massive blow To the hospital fled poor Rodger For an op to repair his todger Now fixed, it's SO big Rodger grunts like a pig in **** films as Rodger the lodger Inspired by but not for contest BY JAN ALLISON 7~18~16 He promised Flo he never would leave her And she would be his only receiver But she caught him with Sue And his chances were through Gnawing off wood when he neared her beaver WRITTEN BY TIM SMITH Sue castrated that cheating deceiver With one whack of her meat cleaver she pulled a Lorena Bobbit turned Rodger into a Hobbit Sue's now known as an "overachiever" WRITTEN BY MARTI SUTHERLAND Across the table sits sweet Amee Once A Roger, before he became a she The master of infidelity So many personalities Before and after he became an amputee.. WRITTEN BY SKAT A He was known as a terrible stoner With a huge un-deflatable ***** It now sits in a jar At the end of the bar A reminder to all of its owner... WRITTEN BY JOHN LAWLESS It’s become a tourist attraction As a symbol of female subtraction Grannies sneak in for a peek Everyday of the week Dreaming of former of love action. WRITTEN BY MARK WOODS Oh how sad that pork missile should be unemployed but for all there to see if science, in a jiffy can rejuvenate stiffys then the first in the queue would be me! WRITTEN BY VIV WIGLEY Flo wanted to give Sue a high five For slicing Rodger with all his jive A two timing fool Who broke every rule Now lil Rodger don't work in overdrive WRITTEN BY ALEXIS Y Rodger's story has been immortalized For having his thingy circumcised It's on display in a bar Now hanging in a jar While it's slowing becoming crystalized WRITTEN BY MARTI SUTHERLAND As she ponders on what to eat Hopefully, it won’t be red meat For there on the log Is Rodger's hot dog So she gets excited and jumps off her feet. WRITTEN BY WINGED WARRIOR There's a lesson I really must blurt To all those blokes out chasing some 'skirt' When you're on heat Don't share your meat 'Cause your todger might really get hurt! WRITTEN BY MARK WOODS Poor forgotten noteworthy Sue Looking so gloomy she blew At the pickled todger once belonging to Rodger kissing good times its last adieu WRITTEN BY EVE ROPER As "Rodger" snaked out of the door It went past a room on tenth floor. A woman therein Said "Come right on in." she kept screaming, "More, I want more! WRITTEN BY ANDREA DIETRICH After Sue chopped his tally-whacker Poor Rodger became quite the slacker He tried to bring his pecker forth Never again to be pointing north Now when he pees he sits on the crapper. He stopped at the house, the red-light was on Knocked on the door, the girls were all gone Stuck with his sawed-off ***** Tonight He's going to be a loner Damn, why did the girls all have to be gone? BOTH POEMS WRITTEN BY JAMES ANDERSEN A group of limericks quite clever Began with one simple sever Of engorged ***** which is, (between us), I think, a spicy endeavor WRITTEN BY H PENELOPE SWIFTLOCK There was perfection in his pecker, as a **** star he was a wrecker, but to his wife he was unfair, so she severed what was down there, now his only job is director. WRITTEN BY CASARAH NANCE Poor Rodger thought he was being slick when he carved out a handcrafted prick he rubbed his new attire his precious toy caught fire Now he is left with an ashen stick WRITTEN BY TEPPO GREN An ashen stick means man minus prick. Poor Rodger, now a eunuch, without a fix. He decided to become a transgender. Then off he went on a bender. Woke up married to a man from Bertrix WRITTEN BY JEAN MURRAY Rodger's new love was a prudish fox but for brains she had a head of rocks he splinted up his willy popsicle sticks look silly he said it was new and still in the box! WRITTEN BY SONNY ROPER (EVE'S HUBBY) To be fair "At the Footbridge" Now to be completely fair And to stop every persons stare Rodger was not actually circumcised As he was a player, so don’t be surprised This was from wear and tear and his willingness to share WRITTEN BY MARK PAUL VAN DER MERWE Now Rodger mostly stays home for lack of a viable bone. He reaches by habit down for his rabbit: he's got Phantom Willy Syndrome! WRITTEN BY DALE GREGORY COZART Rodger was a good friend of Eye Had a real hankering for cherry pie Tasted every chance he got And it would hit the spot Until his crazy wife made him cry WRITTEN ON 14TH JUNE BY EYE TRUTH TELLER Roger pretends that he's a sexy stud But when the ladies find out he's a dud they all laugh in his face anatomically a disgrace His manhood is referred to as "The Bud" WRITTEN ON 15TH JUNE BY LIN LANE Rodger thought his op was a success When he found he had more and not less But the surgeon's blind stunt Sewed it on back to front Well, he certainly lacks some finesse! WRITTEN ON 15TH JUNE BY RAY GRIDLEY As he crossed the footbridge, Georgie saw a duck Quite unique and raucous, it could quack AND cluck! (And did so incessantly) "Hey! Hey! It's all about me!" It loudly proclaimed, with much aplomb and pluck WRITTEN BY LIM'RIK FLATS
I also wrote another poem but this one did not turn into a collaboration - if you read it you will see that it is quite different to my usual style https://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/at_the_footbridge__2_822879

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Date: 2/20/2019 5:36:00 PM
Hello Jan, Allison, all these limericks are cute. everyone did a great job. have a nice evening my friend.
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Date: 6/15/2017 6:26:00 PM
Good fun! Thanks Jan for the inspiration.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/15/2017 6:36:00 PM
Thanks for taking part and joining in the fun Ray I nearly fell of my chair laughing reading your poem lol:-)hugs Jan xx
Date: 6/15/2017 5:43:00 PM
RAY! That's all I'm going to say.
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Ray Gridley
Date: 6/15/2017 6:26:00 PM
LIN! Hehe.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/15/2017 5:45:00 PM
I nearly fell off my chair laughing Lin it is so funny!:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 6/15/2017 2:42:00 PM
I don't know how I missed out on the hilarious grouping of limericks, but I want in. I'll send it to you, Jan.
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Lin Lane
Date: 6/15/2017 4:56:00 PM
I know for certain you're correct. Justice sometimes wins out.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/15/2017 2:58:00 PM
Aww thanks Lin I will add the poem to the collaboration. I am amazed the blog has given the poem a new life I doubt very much that is what the writer intended !:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 6/14/2017 6:01:00 PM
I saw some mention of AT The FootBridge and reminded me of this, was so funny and good came aback to read everyone again!!! Amazing!!!!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/14/2017 6:36:00 PM
It's brilliant I am still getting poems added Arthur - Dale mailed me his poem a few weeks ago and Eye truth teller mailed me one today, I am hoping more people are inspired to join in the fun:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 6/14/2017 3:52:00 PM
ha. I forgot I was actually in on this one! Congrats on its huge success, Jan.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/14/2017 4:09:00 PM
The great thing is Andrea I am still getting poems added to it - Dale read the poem and soup mailed me one in May and Eye has read the blog that was posted today and was intrigued by the poem and mailed me this today.. I think some other poems will follow :-) hugs jan xx
Date: 6/14/2017 4:02:00 AM
Note - Jan **copied** the title from MY Contest title "At the Footbridge" which was not asking for Limericks.
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Julia Ward
Date: 6/17/2017 1:28:00 AM
Jan - I see that you have replied at 7:43 AM. I only returned here on 14th to see if you had still kept the reference that you were inspired by my contest. You had not, so I wrote here. At least you have now written "the contest title was inspirational", yes, Jan - *****Julia Ward's contest title***** so all is made clear.
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Julia Ward
Date: 6/17/2017 1:22:00 AM
Lin - Jan copied my title, and originally she made reference here to the fact that it inspired her. She has since deleted that reference, thus making me return to the collab to say so.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/14/2017 7:43:00 AM
Yet again Julia I see you have unblocked me to leave a comment. The contest title was inspirational and I wrote two poems based on it. Thank you for doing the blog, you will see that people are still adding to the collaboration.
Date: 5/24/2017 4:12:00 PM
Thanks for adding me, Jan.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/24/2017 4:36:00 PM
hey my pleasure I love it when my silly poems inspire other people to have a little fun:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 5/22/2017 5:22:00 PM
I LOVE this. But how would one collaborate?
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/22/2017 5:27:00 PM
It's simple Dale - you can either write a limerick in the comment box or even better if you soup mail the poem and it gets added on at the bottom of the poem:-) I have quite a few poems that have turned into collaborations especially the limerick form which I love:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 4/9/2017 7:12:00 AM
This is hilarious. Literally have tears rolling down my cheeks! A massive well-done to all involved!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/9/2017 7:34:00 AM
My limericks often end up with poems turning into collaborations I just love the fact my silly poems inspire other people to have FUN - poetry doesn't have to be serious and intellectually challenging and there is scope on soup for all styles and forms:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/1/2016 11:25:00 AM
Wow, what a collaboration. Excellent. I really enjoyed all of the entries.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/1/2016 11:32:00 AM
Feel free to join in the fun Andrew:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 10/25/2016 2:12:00 PM
A brilliant romp, thoroughly enjoyed it and , I suspect, a lot more than Roger did ! Shows what collaboration is all about. God Bless. D.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/1/2016 11:31:00 AM
Thanks Dave I do love how these collaborations evolve and to see the fun people have writing limericks:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 8/27/2016 6:12:00 PM
Back again to read all the editions... fun fun funny ;)
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/27/2016 6:27:00 PM
Cas this was beyond my wildest dreams ... and it all snowballed as a result of Tim's original comment:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/13/2016 9:29:00 PM
Hi...I loved this...very clever additions to a very entertaining read.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/14/2016 2:55:00 PM
Thanks Carole it was such fun with all the poems being added I am so grateful to the poets that added their humourous lines:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/9/2016 11:08:00 PM
A wonderful extra large pot of the most fulfilling, lovingly prepared homemade "Soup" EVER created! "This" is a "Soup" to savour, each new"flavour" adding to make this a classic for all of time. Congrats, truly a Masterpiece! bundles of blessings to all, lynn
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/10/2016 12:04:00 AM
Thanks Lynn from the initial poem it escalated into such a fun write and I am so grateful to all the people who took time to add their witty lines:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/30/2016 6:57:00 PM
great i fav it
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/31/2016 5:05:00 AM
Write a poem and I'll add it Seren lol:-) I know you can do it lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 7/30/2016 9:54:00 AM
Thank you for placing his poem on the list, I read all of them to him he got inspired :-)
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/30/2016 3:16:00 PM
Thanks for encouraging him to write Eve - he really needs to join soup one day:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/30/2016 2:18:00 AM
Congrats on your poem. I loved it gave me a giggle. I'm gonna read it to some friends
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/30/2016 3:51:00 AM
The poem escalated from my original two poems - the poem is no longer 'mine' as so many people contributed - I'm still adding poems if you want to add to the fun lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/29/2016 7:39:00 PM
Came back to reread and enjoying and laughing with hobby. Way to go girlfriend
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/30/2016 6:49:00 AM
Have posted Sonny's poem lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/30/2016 3:48:00 AM
Thanks Eve:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/27/2016 9:24:00 AM
Jan, Very Funny!! And quite excellent!! This collection of poetic talent is truly overwhelming. I really got some laughs out of this one. Congrats!! This one's a FAV!! Cheers and Best, Gary
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/27/2016 11:31:00 AM
Thanks so much Gary - I hope they change the 'best new poems' title to 'member's favourites' or 'trending' as it is only popular because s many people took part in the collaboration:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/24/2016 5:21:00 AM
O say Alice have you seen my phallus ? I swear I left it in the fridge or maybe I dropped it by the bridge
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/24/2016 5:30:00 AM
LOL Jannie that is so funny - if you can write a limerick I will post it as i am adding to the collection still:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 7/23/2016 7:45:00 PM
An ashen stick means man minus prick. Poor Roger, now a eunuch, without a fix. He decided to become a transgender. Then off he went on a bender. Woke up married to a man from Bertrix.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/24/2016 5:31:00 AM
ha ha ha Jean I love your cheeky side - will post it now:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 7/23/2016 3:48:00 PM
must make a mental note to self. Keep abreast of the 'comings' and goings on The Soup. This was a marvelous romp. God Bless All.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/23/2016 4:14:00 PM
LOL Thanks Dave - it was an impromtu collaboration and has turned out so so well - I am still adding poems as they come in:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/23/2016 3:27:00 PM
OMG Jan ,where have I been? I left behind the smutty queen. Well done to all involved The mystery of Roger's toger solved! So glad to have come back and seen.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/23/2016 3:48:00 PM
I'm sure you can come up with a hilarious poem to keep the story going Jean - I am still adding poems :-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/22/2016 11:39:00 AM
So funny. Joey
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/22/2016 12:12:00 PM
Glad you enjoyed - I am still adding poems so feel free to join in Joey:-) hugs Jan xx
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