Long Sasquatch Poems
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Prose Poems Ii
Prose Poems II
by Michael R. Burch
These are prose poems (is that an oxymoron?) and experimental poems...
briefling
by Michael R. Burch
manishatched, hopsintotheMix, cavorts, hassex (quick!, spawnanewBrood!); then, likeamayfly, he’s suddenly gone: plantfood.
bachelorhoodwinked
by Michael R. Burch
u are charming...
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Categories:
sasquatch, poems, poetry, rose, roses are red, world,
Form:
Prose
Captain kuni-lemel graduate strikes again updated
Captain kuni-lemel graduate strikes again - updated
Steely Dan sing queen (me)
outdid himself on sixtieth anniversary
after Grahame Wood
determined to meet
the evolving needs of the community
opened the first Wawa Food Market
in Folsom,...
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Categories:
sasquatch, america, anger, anniversary, april, baptism, birthday, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Captain Kuni-Lemel Graduate Strikes Again
Captain kuni-lemel graduate strikes again
Even when iron not red hot,
I implement non customary quarks
regarding foreigner rather cold as ice
namely delinquent outsize credit card debt
mandates yours truly,
a cheesy survivor who rem: members...
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Categories:
sasquatch, adventure, age, best friend, character, destiny, education,
Form:
Rhyme
Trump Poems and Epigrams Vi
Trump Poems and Epigrams VI
Poets laud Justice’s
high principles.
Trump just gropes
her raw genitals.
—Michael R. Burch
Dark Shroud, Silver Lining
by Michael R. Burch
Trump cares so little for the silly pests
who rise to swarm his rallies that he jests:
“The...
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Categories:
sasquatch, america, christmas, political,
Form:
Rhyme
Finding Bigfoot
My uncle’s home, had a forest nearby;
he loved animals so; left some supper scraps, outside.
It was always his generous intent to feed,
every stray, that crawled, walked or flew, from those trees.
While visiting him, one sweet,...
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Categories:
sasquatch, animal, funny, imagery, imagination, myth,
Form:
Rhyme
Trump Poems and Epigrams Iii
TRUMP POEMS AND EPIGRAMS III
Trump's real goals are obvious
and yet millions of Americans remain oblivious.
—Michael R. Burch
Our awful unlawful "president"
will soon be a jailhouse resident.
— Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"
Teddy Roosevelt spoke softly...
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Categories:
sasquatch, america, confidence, corruption, evil, new york, political,
Form:
Rhyme
A Sense of Humor Part 1 of 2
" A Sense of Humor ... "
( A Satirical Moral )
'Somewhere, There's A Sense of Humor'
Said The Jack In The Box
'We Keep A Sense of Humor'
Said The Gambler's Tokens At The Slots
'I Don't Like...
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Categories:
sasquatch, funny, humor, humorous,
Form:
Free verse
Tom's Tid Bits (Yet Again!)
How come they call it Labor Day when nobody works?
And why Pool-Table? Where's the diving board? the water?
How can you play "Draw-Poker" without paper and pencil?
Do Negroes really have bigger knees?
And Flashlight: A...
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Categories:
sasquatch, confusion, education, funny, mystery, on writing and
Form:
Burlesque
Monoku Monday - June 2021
"Give Me Your Tired" posted 7 Jun 2021
i'd join the morning person's club except their meetings start before noon
early to bed, early to rise makes...
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Categories:
sasquatch, humor,
Form:
Monoku
Educating Bigfoot, Part I
This story begins with Julio Jones,
a logger who worked trees in the Cascades,
never married or had a family,
he was a loner, that just was his way.
Now he was no hermit, by any means,
he would show...
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Categories:
sasquatch, animal, education, friendship, humanity, nature, teacher, tree,
Form:
Narrative
Educating Bigfoot, Part Ii
...The bigfoot poked out again the next day
with the little one not that far behind,
came lunch time Julio put out apples,
before each he would stop and make the sign.
He did this for days, an entire...
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Categories:
sasquatch, animal, education, friendship, humanity, nature, teacher, tree,
Form:
Narrative
The Ballad of the Jack-A-Lope
Above a cloudy jar of brine
That floated greenish hard boiled eggs,
Beside a Schlitz beer waterfall
That told bar time (ten minutes fast),
A taxidermied Jack-A-Lope
With rabbit ears and tiny rack
Stared marble eyed into the dark.
“We don’t have...
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Categories:
sasquatch, dedication, environment, humanity, irony, nature,
Form:
Blank verse
Rehashing History: Missing Persons
I
Where, oh where is Virginia Dare*,
No one can find her anywhere.
Her disappearance is the very worst,
I guess that's what comes from being the first.
*Virginia Dare was born on Aug. 18, 1587 in Roanoke Colony, Virginia,...
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Categories:
sasquatch, history, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
Captain Kuni Lemel Strikes Again
Captain Kuni-Lemel strikes again
(even when iron not hot, but rather cold as ice)
Yours truly a day late dollar short
dollars to donuts bonafide klutz
living testes mint procreative
seminal squirt biological reproduction,
could never conceive to abort
despite countless occasions,
I...
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Categories:
sasquatch, adventure, character, crazy, fate, humorous, me, satire,
Form:
Free verse
The Return of the Lorax
*One very early Christmas morning long ago and far away, I was hard(ly) at work again. In the spirit of the season, and being a child again, I offer a poem I wrote as a...
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Categories:
sasquatch, 6th grade, child, childhood, fun, humor, tree,
Form:
Rhyme
8 Steps On How To Get a Man According To Disney
Step 1-Live in a grand palace with your overbearing father or evil stepmother.
Step 2-Even though you are a princess and live in a palace or castle you have to remember to whine all the time....
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Categories:
sasquatch, fantasy, funny, love, satire,
Form:
Free verse
Cryptids Leave Them Be
Mothman, Nessie, Ogopogo and Sasquatch,
too many people say they’ve seen them.
Do they exist?
That’s the big question.
Skin walkers, have their fame near a ranch,
but do you really want...
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Categories:
sasquatch, angel, animal, appreciation, fairy, life, myth, nature,
Form:
Free verse
Chasing Footprints
He is legend, folklore and for some reality,
an ape-hominid-like creature of many names;
he is Big Foot, Sasquatch, Yeti or wild man,
science discounts his existence, many believe,
six to ten feet tall,
...
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Categories:
sasquatch, animal, history,
Form:
Verse
Beauty and the Beast
~Chasing Bigfoot~
Across the Bayou Waters
Into vast trails of wilderness
I follow a sound, a sullen scent
---footprints
He was out there,
hairy large and in charge
Drugs under the beastly moonlight
Heavy torrents swept me in
Deep, down...
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Categories:
sasquatch, adventure, animal, beautiful, cool, imagination, sensual,
Form:
Epic
Rhymes With Pathetic
By nature, zetetic,
he doubted the yetic,
but xenogenetic? That just seemed absurd.
A known workaholic,
scoured feeds from Videtics,
but was unsympathetic, in a word.
At best, theoretic,
and in large part, synthetic,
only the rabietic were on board.
Tilting towards quixotic,
their fevered...
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Categories:
sasquatch, nonsense, silly,
Form:
ABC
Campers Grandeur
Fearless flames licking the night
as the glow flickers fire in their eyes
ah the tales round campfires light
of Sasquatch shadows and cougars demise
When sleepily those embers to ash burn down
like marshmallows slipping to the ground
lanterns cast...
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Categories:
sasquatch, fire, holiday, nature, stars,
Form:
Quatrain
A Cryptic Cryptid War
You may not tend to believe me
Perhaps you’ll start to suddenly
Put your logic up on a shelf
Open your mind and let yourself
See things you never dared to see
The year here was 1901
An unknown battle...
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Categories:
sasquatch, fantasy, magic,
Form:
Quintilla
The Sasquatch Chronicles
In the forest lives a creature
That people say doesn't exist
But yet they look for it high and low
For some reason they just can't resist
He stands ten feet tall and covered with hair
Well at least that's...
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Categories:
sasquatch, funny
Form:
Rhyme
Bob the Bigfoot
HOLY COW! It's Bigfoot, there in the brush
Lower your voices- he's skiddish
Now, hush
I know his habits, I'm privy as hell
An expert and scholar, I've studied him well
While in line at the grocery
For years I've...
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Categories:
sasquatch, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
Bedding Down With Bigfoot
Hey, I've got me a plan to survive World War Three
And it doesn't involve living deep in the sea
With a mermaid named Maddy from that '80s movie
Or a grey-skinned E.T. hoping to crossbreed with me.
There's...
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Categories:
sasquatch, humanity, humorous, life, mountains, mythology, planet, wife,
Form:
Quatrain