The Sasquatch Chronicles

In the forest lives a creature That people say doesn't exist But yet they look for it high and low For some reason they just can't resist He stands ten feet tall and covered with hair Well at least that's what they tell They say his feet are twenty inches long And he has such a terrible smell Of course you know that this describes My very own mother-in-law But that's a story for another day That soon I'll share with you all Now this thing that they call Bigfoot Is probably just a family man He goes to work killing small animals And doing the best he can He has never bothered a single soul But yet they're hunting him down Why don't they hunt for the tooth fairy And prove that she wears a crown Or maybe trap that Santa Claus dude Who breaks in their houses at night If they're gonna hunt for things not real Then this would only be right I'm telling you now Sasquatch is a myth So why don't you leave him alone And if he exists he's probably pretty cool Trying to make it on his own And if he's real he'll let us all know But not before he's ready But take it from me he's simply not real Signed, your friend.....The Yeti