Tom's Tid Bits (Yet Again!)

How come they call it Labor Day when nobody works? And why Pool-Table? Where's the diving board? the water? How can you play "Draw-Poker" without paper and pencil? Do ******* really have bigger knees? And Flashlight: A bright stage-light to highlight naked joggers? I went to IHOP; I was so disappointed, the bunny was not in. Is Racquet-Ball really that noisy? Were Sanitarium Napkins designed for a psych ward?? And Condominiums: good Lord, they advertise prophylactics? And Near-Beer; how close do you have to be? And Poetic Terminology- methods to end a poem? And Medicine Ball; how do you know what it's dispensing? Bi-Polar? I got mine free. Feedback? Is it true some people have their mouths behind them? Dry-Runs? Diarrhea without the usual Sh_t?? Penn & Teller? A bank teller's sordid affair with a chained down bank pen. (Caution, Sadism and Explicit Ink scenes) Burn a CD? What kind of moron is gona burn his Certificates Of Deposits? Satellite? To help one mount a horse in the dark? Athlete's Foot? Those who say they have Athelete's Foot should be prosecuted for maiming ball players. Milk Of Magnesia? Who is she? Country Fair? I'll wait for the Country Good! How come it's a plus if a vacuum cleaner sucks? Sometimes I feel left in the dust; I mean, even spiders have web-sites!! Sasquatch? A hairy ape-like creature who sat on, and crushed, his Timex watch. Lunatics? I hope Nasa provides our next moon explorers with insect repellant. Politically Correct? An oxymoron for sure! Botswana? A neighbor wiyh yacht-envy. Coconut? An insane piece of chocolate. Congolese? A structured rental agreement for certain Africans. Decuple? Releasing railroad cars. Desultory? Removing snide remarks. Devote? Removing one's ballot. Dormouse? A rodent tending the door at a rat nightclub. Drag Queens? What a horney King does with his reluctant wife. Episode? When a farmer named Epi plants his crops. Fiddlesticks? Frozen fish product with musical abilities. Gnomish? A knish for Jewish gnomes. Mothball? A part of a moth's reproductive organs. I saw a commercial recently for "Extenze", to make "a certain part of a man larger" However, I misread the dosage, and took far too many. Now I have to drag "that certain part of a man's body" along the floor behind me. I had a friend who tried it too....but it seems to have had a misdirected effect; now he has a 6 inch long big toe. more tomorrow