Bob the Bigfoot

HOLY COW! It's Bigfoot, there in the brush
Lower your voices- he's skiddish
Now, hush
I know his habits, I'm privy as hell
An expert and scholar, I've studied him well

While in line at the grocery 
For years I've immersed 
In various tabloids becoming well versed
I even speak sasquatch
Oh, you don’t believe?!
It's a cross between Latin and baboonanese

His dads a zookeeper, his mothers a chimp
Her name is Chin Chin- his name is Chip
He's a renaissance man
Well at least is half way
The other halves savage in need of a shave

Just stash those cameras he hates paparazzi
And Jack Links commercials
And rappers with posses
He loathes boy bands and people named Josh 
And meat from a can
And Spicegirls called Posh

He's against any wars 
but supports the troops
And completely abhors
When his fur cakes with poop

 detests media bias
mainly FOX NEWS
But believes Bill O'reilly 
has interesting views

He enjoys fine wine and deep conversation
Flinging his poo and masturbation
Those would be two of his favorite hobbies
The world calls him Big Foot
His pops calls him Robbie
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Kendrick Avatar
May 11, 2015 at 9:13 AM
Got a chuckle..Way to go for the big foot contest..It was an interesting work..Congrats..Sara
A   Avatar
May 8, 2015 at 1:33 PM
Hello Ronald, thank you for supporting the BigFoot Contest. I had fun sponsoring and hosting this contest theme. Stop by the big foot blog. Under my sissy's Skat blog, titled "Welcome to Poetry Soup's Big Foot Tour." Enjoy the pics if you'd like. Congrats to you, Congrats to all on the list. BigFoot ~A Poet Destroyers contest~ Always & forever <3 LINDA<3
Wheeler Avatar
May 8, 2015 at 8:06 PM
Thanks Linda. And I will...
A  Avatar
May 8, 2015 at 12:46 PM
Ronald, Congratulations on the bigfoot contest. Judged by Poet Destroyer (aka LINDA) ....... SKAT love
Wheeler Avatar
May 8, 2015 at 8:07 PM
Thank you beautiful lady.
Roper Avatar
May 8, 2015 at 10:58 AM
Congratulations on your win, a 7. : ~ ) blessings Eve
Wheeler Avatar
May 8, 2015 at 8:07 PM
Thanks Eve!
Gorelick Avatar
May 7, 2015 at 6:09 PM
I enjoyed this one... I love your description of his personality..to funny. Congrats. BG
Wheeler Avatar
May 8, 2015 at 8:08 PM
Thank you much Barbara!
A  Avatar
May 2, 2015 at 12:24 AM
Hi, thank you for this, happy you took a swing at the Bigfoot contest :) Do you know who the penguins from Madagascar are? I love this line, from the Skipper, when I like something. :) Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave:) HI...... SKAT
Chircop Avatar
April 30, 2015 at 1:06 AM
Very Entertaining,lol!!! He hates wars and loves the troops..I really liked that B-).
Wheeler Avatar
May 1, 2015 at 11:00 PM
Thanks Charmaine! Really just trying to be silly, but glad you enjoyed it.
Andresen Avatar
April 27, 2015 at 3:00 AM
- A poem that I enjoy reading with a smile :) - Really great written, Ronald !!! - Good luck in the contest! - Hope you'll win !! - I wish you a wonderful new week :) - // Anne-Lise :))
Wheeler Avatar
April 27, 2015 at 3:17 AM
It likely will not and should not, but I thought it was pretty hilarious. Idk, Maybe it's the beer? Thank you though Anne Lise
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