Long Sales pitch Poems

COME ON SOUPER'S LETS HAVE SOME FUN AND MAKE FOLK SMILE DURING SUCH DIFFICULT TIMES FOR US ALL. THERE ARE LOTS MORE APT NAMES  - PLEASE SOUP MAIL POEMS AND I WILL ADD THEM...

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“Just when he thought he’d had all he could take,
April arrived like a careless mistake.” 

From DRIVING DIXIE DOWN by Anonymous Brown
Smithstonian Folkways Recordings catalogue # 317-704-1106

When something is broken, it’s no longer of any...

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I know many come as a sales pitch
In trying to receive praise of man
Mankind wants us to put all trust in them
From what I have seen it's total chaos
Of what mankind is doing in own...

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Soldiers sacrifice their arms and legs 
While your greatest weapon is forcing my hand
Oh but I'm told it's all in the name of romance
But when I fall asleep at night and the pillowcase 
goes damp...

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So I found a small skin tag on my inner thigh a few weeks ago and me being the YouTube king ‘Do it yourself-er’ started researching on how to remove skin tags without going to...

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Slow Bullet - Karma 

Ever wondered why things come back, 
Returning with such abject force 
And strange yet ominous impact? 
To gnaw and bite and even kill, 
Our ill conceived deeds though do, 
Appear yet...

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Sometimes I wonder in turmoil about the pharmaceutical industry,
probably because it too, has effected me.
I was just a wife in need of proper good council, and yet- 
instead, I received prescriptions that were too much...

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The seductive voice
emanating from the Cyclops eye,
whispers:    Don’t believe what you see!
Only trust what I say,
when you zombie sleep turn off the TV

Have no bewitching faith in your bad dreams,
especially the one...

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A tale of two twins ...


Kit:	That sure was a mean swing, Dottie. You knocked it out of the park. You’re the Sultana of Swat. I love the way you ‘round the bases doing your cute...

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Time and Tides
                                ...

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The Wuhan experiment concealed,
The cunning crafts devised,
Myriad of ignorant mass their targets,
An agenda unmasked, 
Polluted atmosphere 
Forged idea of a prepared viceroy.
"Mask up"
"Six feet"
"isolate"
Inauguration of the control game.
People's servants turned tyrants, 
Ignorant bunch of scallywags...

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So yo’ farm masters
got yo’ phat attractive features
listed on public notice,
at da commodity trading display — touting you as
one fine looking hoofed creature

State Fairs have long been
4-H 401k 
good capital investment forays
Sow auctions are traditional;
if...

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One Liners 4 (can you believe it)

For Sale: Parachute. Used once, never opened, small stain
Definitely a sales pitch, stain is quite large
When people tell you how young you're looking lately
They're also telling you how old...

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For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain
Definitely a sales pitch, the stain is very large
Remember half the people you know are below average
You're bloody well right, you're still in charge

Okay Scottie, now...

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Champ was there ready to go 
Feeling really defensive about this attack though 
Problem was the Canes were not there 
Did they not care? 
“I am glad I said no to the offer Sebastian made...

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Alone with no admirers to receive her,
with posters on the walls of Justin Beiber.
her iPod worked just fine except one hitch,
 mp3's uploaded daily by a witch.
To receive her favourite music took some time
the old...

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Life & Friends Idioms
Composed: by Tom Wright
7/16/2018
 
We know “Life consists in what a man is thinking of all day”. 
And his words and actions will his thoughts betray
“Life isn`t hard to manage, when you`ve nothing...

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Look-see into the Telly,
let that buy Idol Eye soil your soul
Go to sleep,
and fall deep
into the Cyclops’ belly
Allow the remote 
to take rip van winkle plug control
A lower case hypnotic beam
will put your credit card...

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Crack Makes You Lie--- " Before I started smoking crack, I couldn't even tell a lie but I continued to smoke and I then learned just how to manipulate others, I cross my heart and...

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Hans Christian Andersen getting jealous
its election time and Politian’s are getting zealous
telling tales is now the norm 
the promises are falling like in a heavy rain storm
fake news fills your news feed 
all written to...

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Dangerous days, fractured families, hardened hearts
At His feet is where the healing starts

Father God, Blessed Savior, Light of the Universe
Humble me Lord, so I walk your way, not mine
Help me release the desire for control
And...

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Her smile was that of a witch
     On a broom at night she rode
     Vote for me, her sales pitch
     Or I'll turn...

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Was Irrelevant

Might have missed the point that you meant
Because it probably to me was irrelevant,
Or if I feel like problem can be solved
Would it be better if I became involved?

Should relax and gather up all...

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A Friend Indeed.

If you decide to adopt a canine friend, 
visit your local canine rescue, for it is a place I recommend.

Each bark is a sales pitch to help you along, 
and greater than any...

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Not everybody wants to be a bad bitch!
Some of us, 
are just here to enrich.
Some of us are just happy 
with a recognizable chain stitch.
We don't want to drop you 
to your knees, 
with our...

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