Long Sales pitch Poems
Long Sales pitch Poems. Below are the most popular long Sales pitch by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Sales pitch poems by poem length and keyword.
Apt Name Limericks Collaboration -Nb Some Poems Will Be BawdyCOME ON SOUPER'S LETS HAVE SOME FUN AND MAKE FOLK SMILE DURING SUCH DIFFICULT TIMES FOR US ALL. THERE ARE LOTS MORE APT NAMES - PLEASE SOUP MAIL POEMS AND I WILL ADD THEM...
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Categories:
sales pitch, giggle, jobs,
Form:
Limerick
April Fools For Bobby Lee“Just when he thought he’d had all he could take,
April arrived like a careless mistake.”
From DRIVING DIXIE DOWN by Anonymous Brown
Smithstonian Folkways Recordings catalogue # 317-704-1106
When something is broken, it’s no longer of any...
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Categories:
sales pitch, allegory, break up, history,
Form:
Blank verse
One AlmightyI know many come as a sales pitch
In trying to receive praise of man
Mankind wants us to put all trust in them
From what I have seen it's total chaos
Of what mankind is doing in own...
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Categories:
sales pitch, fate,
Form:
I do not know?
Kill Two Birds With One Sales PitchSoldiers sacrifice their arms and legs
While your greatest weapon is forcing my hand
Oh but I'm told it's all in the name of romance
But when I fall asleep at night and the pillowcase
goes damp...
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Categories:
sales pitch, analogy, angst, freedom, how i feel, stress,
Form:
Free verse
Skin Tag FiascoSo I found a small skin tag on my inner thigh a few weeks ago and me being the YouTube king ‘Do it yourself-er’ started researching on how to remove skin tags without going to...
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Categories:
sales pitch, crazy, funny, giggle, hilarious, hurt, uplifting, vanity,
Form:
Narrative
Slow Bullet KarmaSlow Bullet - Karma
Ever wondered why things come back,
Returning with such abject force
And strange yet ominous impact?
To gnaw and bite and even kill,
Our ill conceived deeds though do,
Appear yet...
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Categories:
sales pitch, god,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Curing a Disease Is Bad For BusinessSometimes I wonder in turmoil about the pharmaceutical industry,
probably because it too, has effected me.
I was just a wife in need of proper good council, and yet-
instead, I received prescriptions that were too much...
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Categories:
sales pitch, drug, perspective, society,
Form:
Free verse
Imp-Ulse Attraction
The seductive voice
emanating from the Cyclops eye,
whispers: Don’t believe what you see!
Only trust what I say,
when you zombie sleep turn off the TV
Have no bewitching faith in your bad dreams,
especially the one...
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Categories:
sales pitch, allusion, imagery, satire, surreal,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
A Beleauged of Their Own
A tale of two twins ...
Kit: That sure was a mean swing, Dottie. You knocked it out of the park. You’re the Sultana of Swat. I love the way you ‘round the bases doing your cute...
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Categories:
sales pitch, baseball, political, satire, word play,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Categories:
sales pitch, age, appreciation, courage, loss, nostalgia, voyage,
Form:
Prose Poetry
The Poisoned BottleThe Wuhan experiment concealed,
The cunning crafts devised,
Myriad of ignorant mass their targets,
An agenda unmasked,
Polluted atmosphere
Forged idea of a prepared viceroy.
"Mask up"
"Six feet"
"isolate"
Inauguration of the control game.
People's servants turned tyrants,
Ignorant bunch of scallywags...
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Categories:
sales pitch, anxiety, bullying, change, corruption, depression, leadership, military,
Form:
Narrative
Life Is Sow State Unfair
So yo’ farm masters
got yo’ phat attractive features
listed on public notice,
at da commodity trading display — touting you as
one fine looking hoofed creature
State Fairs have long been
4-H 401k
good capital investment forays
Sow auctions are traditional;
if...
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Categories:
sales pitch, animal, funny, humorous, satire,
Form:
Light Verse
Can You Believe ItOne Liners 4 (can you believe it)
For Sale: Parachute. Used once, never opened, small stain
Definitely a sales pitch, stain is quite large
When people tell you how young you're looking lately
They're also telling you how old...
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Categories:
sales pitch, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
One Liners Number 4, Can You Believe ItFor Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain
Definitely a sales pitch, the stain is very large
Remember half the people you know are below average
You're bloody well right, you're still in charge
Okay Scottie, now...
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Categories:
sales pitch, allusion,
Form:
Rhyme
From the Desk of a Barry University Buccaneer ParrotChamp was there ready to go
Feeling really defensive about this attack though
Problem was the Canes were not there
Did they not care?
“I am glad I said no to the offer Sebastian made...
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Categories:
sales pitch, animal, bird, cheer up, christmas, dog, drink,
Form:
Rhyme
Rapunzel- Once Upon a TimeAlone with no admirers to receive her,
with posters on the walls of Justin Beiber.
her iPod worked just fine except one hitch,
mp3's uploaded daily by a witch.
To receive her favourite music took some time
the old...
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Categories:
sales pitch, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Life and Friends Idioms
Life & Friends Idioms
Composed: by Tom Wright
7/16/2018
We know “Life consists in what a man is thinking of all day”.
And his words and actions will his thoughts betray
“Life isn`t hard to manage, when you`ve nothing...
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Categories:
sales pitch, friendship, god, life,
Form:
Lyric
Commercial Break From Reality
Look-see into the Telly,
let that buy Idol Eye soil your soul
Go to sleep,
and fall deep
into the Cyclops’ belly
Allow the remote
to take rip van winkle plug control
A lower case hypnotic beam
will put your credit card...
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Categories:
sales pitch, funny, humorous, satire, word play,
Form:
Light Verse
Crack Makes You LieCrack Makes You Lie--- " Before I started smoking crack, I couldn't even tell a lie but I continued to smoke and I then learned just how to manipulate others, I cross my heart and...
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Categories:
sales pitch, addiction, conflict, fate, gothic, heartbreak, hurt, mental
Form:
Rhyme
The Faithless VoterHans Christian Andersen getting jealous
its election time and Politian’s are getting zealous
telling tales is now the norm
the promises are falling like in a heavy rain storm
fake news fills your news feed
all written to...
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Categories:
sales pitch, political,
Form:
Couplet
Light In the DarknessDangerous days, fractured families, hardened hearts
At His feet is where the healing starts
Father God, Blessed Savior, Light of the Universe
Humble me Lord, so I walk your way, not mine
Help me release the desire for control
And...
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Categories:
sales pitch, faith, life, social, me, universe,
Form:
Didactic
Theatre of the More AbsurdHer smile was that of a witch
On a broom at night she rode
Vote for me, her sales pitch
Or I'll turn...
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Categories:
sales pitch, political,
Form:
Quatrain
Was IrrelevantWas Irrelevant
Might have missed the point that you meant
Because it probably to me was irrelevant,
Or if I feel like problem can be solved
Would it be better if I became involved?
Should relax and gather up all...
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Categories:
sales pitch, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
A Friend IndeedA Friend Indeed.
If you decide to adopt a canine friend,
visit your local canine rescue, for it is a place I recommend.
Each bark is a sales pitch to help you along,
and greater than any...
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Categories:
sales pitch, animal, care, dog, emotions, feelings, giving, love,
Form:
Couplet
Not a Bad BitchNot everybody wants to be a bad bitch!
Some of us,
are just here to enrich.
Some of us are just happy
with a recognizable chain stitch.
We don't want to drop you
to your knees,
with our...
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Categories:
sales pitch, christian,
Form:
Dramatic Verse