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Theatre of the More Absurd

Her smile was that of a witch On a broom at night she rode Vote for me, her sales pitch Or I'll turn you into a toad ! Never mind my secret witches brew Contained in my E-mails I acid erased it all my friend So you can hear my sales She gave "Private speeches" To the witch's power elite "From you I will plunder, Leave you in the snow and sleet" She gave Russia 1/5 of our Uranium For Hillary Clinton a cool 12 million cash According to New York Times, Uranium One Deal, what an illegal stash Vote for me American voter See my smile, I am your friend I ride high on my broom at night Into my witches brew I will send. 3/6/17 Belated "Absurd" poetry contest

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Date: 3/12/2017 8:30:00 PM
haha, Bruce! She does not come even 1/10 to being as absurd as Trump. Anyway, I sure enjoyed it!!!
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Bruce Adams
Date: 3/28/2017 3:13:00 PM
At least Trump doesn't ride on a broom ! :)
Date: 3/6/2017 8:46:00 PM
Humorous!
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Date: 3/6/2017 8:45:00 PM
Wow, was not aware of that uranium deal Bruce! Sad that we didn't have much to choose from this past election! Enjoyed your belated absurd poem!~Che :)
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