Theatre of the More Absurd

Her smile was that of a witch
     On a broom at night she rode
     Vote for me, her sales pitch
     Or I'll turn you into a toad !

     Never mind my secret witches brew
     Contained in my E-mails
     I acid erased it all my friend
     So you can hear my sales

     She gave "Private speeches" 
     To the witch's power elite
     "From you I will plunder,
     Leave you in the snow and sleet"

     She gave Russia 1/5 of our Uranium
     For Hillary Clinton a cool 12 million cash
     According to New York Times,
     Uranium One Deal, what an illegal stash

     Vote for me American voter
     See my smile, I am your friend
     I ride high on my broom at night
     Into my witches brew I will send.

     
      3/6/17 Belated "Absurd" poetry contest
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Dietrich Avatar
March 12, 2017 at 8:30 PM
haha, Bruce! She does not come even 1/10 to being as absurd as Trump. Anyway, I sure enjoyed it!!!
Adams Avatar
March 28, 2017 at 3:13 PM
At least Trump doesn't ride on a broom ! :)
Rodrigues Avatar
March 6, 2017 at 8:46 PM
Humorous!
Hoffman Avatar
March 6, 2017 at 8:45 PM
Wow, was not aware of that uranium deal Bruce! Sad that we didn't have much to choose from this past election! Enjoyed your belated absurd poem!~Che :)
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