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Limericks Vii - Naughty, Bawdy, Risque, Absurd
Limericks VII - Naughty, Bawdy, Risque, Absurd

There continue to be modern sequels of the famous "Nantucket" limericks, including this bawdy one of mine:

There was a lewd whore from Nantucket
who intended to pee in a bucket;
but...

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Categories: nash, humor, humorous, light, nonsense, satire, sexy, smile,
Form: Limerick



Fahr An' Ice
Fahr an' Ice
by Michael R. Burch

From what I know of death, I'll side with those
who'd like to have a say in how it goes:
just make mine cool, cool rocks (twice drowned in likker),
and real fahr...

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Categories: nash, death, drink, fun, humor, humorous, light,
Form: Light Verse
Poems About Poets I
Poems about Poets I


The Wonder Boys
by Michael R. Burch

for Leslie Mellichamp

The stars were always there, too-bright cliches:
scintillant truths the jaded world outgrew
as baffled poets winged keyed kites—amazed,
in dream of shocks that suddenly came true ...

but...

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Categories: nash, inspiration, muse, poems, poetry, poets, romantic, writing,
Form: Verse
Premium Member How My Sister and I Duped a Crook - 1st Half
1st Half - because of Poetry Soup's file size limitations -

                      How My Sister...

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Categories: nash, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Me and My Rambling
Isn't this what the Bible predicted? A false God and chaos

and plagues and bad weather and detriment caused to our 

climate by global warming and pollution. We aren't supposed 

to be messing around with mother...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nash, happiness, humorous,
Form: Blank verse



Premium Member Letter To a New Poet
Dear Aspiring Poet,
   My name is Gershon Wolf.  I am a member of this wonderful club called "Poetry Soup."  Here are my views on the subject of poetry.
   'Modern...

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Categories: nash, poems, poetry, poets,
Form: Prose
No Lossers Are Left and More Poems
No Lossers Are Left

No losers are left;
Seems like Trump has found them all;
Exist on his staff.

Jim Horn

How is that for a Horn Haiku for you
to read through like all poets would
want to do?


President was not...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nash, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Adventures In Doggerel
When I was a lad and somewhat brash
I often read the poems of Ogden Nash,
whose humourous rhymes on many themes,
was motivation for my own poetic dreams.

Later when I took to reading Edgar Allen Poe,
more of...

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Categories: nash, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member I Was Born Here
I was born in Sunny Southern California, in the hottest month of the year! cries out my mother.  California is known for its drought season; one we just came out of, it lasted four...

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© I Am Anaya  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nash, appreciation,
Form: Prose
Designed To Communicate
Designed To Communicate

Poetic  justice often can communicate;
Never humiliate or ever to prevaricate;
Open a mind;
Curiosity find;
And much more interest in you create.

To me, this is what the name of the game is.
How do I wiggle...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nash, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
The Man Who Hung the Stars
 
March 19, 2023, is a day I will never forget,
You see, that is the day that my Daddy left.

Not in the way you may think.
For he had gone to...

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Categories: nash, dad, death, family, goodbye, i miss you,
Form: Rhyme
Dumbfoundedness Still Prevails Three Weeks Later
Dumbfoundedness still prevails three weeks later...
when held spellbound courtesy grifter

Flim-flam man left lasting emotional whiplash
his derelict perfected artifice
to hijack every last cent
smarted me with indelible smash;
living daylight delivered I kidney you not
envious affliction affecting
last named...

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Categories: nash, 12th grade, absence, adventure, africa, atheist, bereavement,
Form: Rhyme
Classic Rock N Roll
Carlo Santana's Black Magic Woman,
in the 60's and 70's gave magic to his 
band.. 

Drugs were part of this movement it's
fair to say. Getting high for many, 
while listening to their music, was the
common way

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Categories: nash, drug, music,
Form: Rhyme
Respect the Game
To know just where your're going

You must know where you've been

You must respect the history

The things others have seen

It's true in all things relative

Be it music, sports or life

If you don't know where you came...

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Categories: nash, baseball, football, games, history, soccer, softball, sports,
Form: Rhyme
The 60s
American Bandstand, Aqua Velva Ads, Aretha Franklin, and, the Andy Griffith Show
Black lights, Bewitched, bean bag chairs, beads, Batman and the Beatles
Cleopatra, Corvairs, Corvettes, Chevelles, Captain Kangaroo, Civil Rights Movement
Dionne Warwick, Derek and the Dominoes,...

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Categories: nash, america, angst, fashion, history, music, political, war,
Form: Abecedarian
The Monster
THE MONSTER

                                by Frank...

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Categories: nash, adventure,
Form: Ballad
Your Perfect Rhyme
I do not like your perfect rhyme,
I find it boring all the time.
It wasn't good in Shakespeare's hands,
No rhyming poet understands,
No Keats or Shelly, Byron, Pope,
Could find the poetry to cope
With wonders of the universe,
For...

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© Jeff Green  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nash, me, universe,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Ballad of Daniel Osborne
Daniel had an old guitar...
That he could never play 
It sat stood in it's stand... 
Until he took it out one day 
And Daniel never taught himself...
How to play that old guitar 
He never thought...

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Categories: nash, friendship,
Form: Ballad
This Contest of Poems
To pick a good subject - to know what to do
A matter that matters 'bout what, where and who
To stick to the script and be stuck in a crowd?
Or stick out as lonely as bright...

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Categories: nash, fun, funny, humor, humorous, poetry, poets,
Form: Verse
~ Always ~
Thinking about Sigmund Freud and his psychoanalysis theories

Albert Einstein, and his formulations upon the relativities

Playtos pupil, Aristotle.... Michelangelo-the sculptor, painter, architect and poet

An endless list written and rewritten, of lives within the pages of time....

Thinking...

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Categories: nash, faith, life, philosophy, visionary
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member Crash
The Crash

f minor


Crash the last 
It is so reprehensible
Jake the fake
Pass out the indispensable
Crash the last 
It is incomprehensible
Just to spot
The need to be sensible

Snake the fake
Speak out the justifiable 
Freak the geek
 The lost...

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Categories: nash, discrimination, drug, hope, lost,
Form: Lyric
Oh Boucher Can You See
Oh Boucher Can you See (Pronounced Booshay.)

I was just having my breakfast for the
first time at the local junior college.
As usual, I was lambasted with another
great Horn subject, thought and idea
all at the same time....

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nash, inspirational,
Form: Blank verse
The Things That Make Me Smile
A pretty face that wears a smile or giggles on the phone
When sunlight glances through an open door
A robin that will sit and talk when I am on my own
Or getting lost in stories I...

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© Jeff Green  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nash, nice, girl, love, nice, smile,
Form: Rhyme
Old Flossy
Old Flossy
by Don Johnson
Brisbane-Australia

It was there on Sharpen station, ....(ranch)
west near Adavale i'd be. 
Back in the early thirties, 
worst drought you'd ever see. 
Five thousand cows were dying slow, 
brought from lake Nash to...

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Categories: nash, adventureold, old,
Form: Rhyme
Palinode
A poet’s journey as goes on
A winding wobbly road
That hath many ups and downs known,
To me it scarce sounds odd
Were he to see dusk with the dawn,
To pen a revised ode.  

Comes old age...

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Categories: nash, change, poetry,
Form: Ode

Book: Shattered Sighs