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Isn't this what the Bible predicted? A false God and chaos and plagues and bad weather and detriment caused to our climate by global warming and pollution. We aren't supposed to be messing around with mother nature. Hasn't Trump figured out that his mother was a woman. God did not make women to be enjoyed, used and abused. He made them so that each time we fell and landed on our *** we would have someone to fall back on. To real problem is the only thing women have to fall back on are a bunch of clowns like us called men. God was so beside Himself after making Adam. I am surprised He actually took one of Adam's ribs to make a women with. This is why a woman is imperfect. She only has one thing to blame. It is Adam's rib and men have been ribbing women about it ever since. Did you know that Noah was so busy building the ark that his wife had to lead all of the animals onto the ark all by herself. She has been leading us men around forever. Did you know that the first animal allowed on the ark was a hen. You got it. Noah was henpecked to death for letting her do it. The only reason men succeed is because women let men get away with what they are doing. A honey do list is only had by men. Honey may I do this and honey may I do that? Women have been sweetening up the men for the kill ever since. Not only are women sly and cunning, they are also stunning at the same time so you better be careful. There is always a limit as to what women will let men get away with. The only reason a men fell in love with a women is because she let him. Yes, honey, you may fall in love with me but only when I want you to. I have never heard of a woman falling in love with a men before. A woman is always one step above being handsome. Men may be handsome but women are always awesome. Awww come on now you probably don't want to hear some or anymore of this. Bye for now. Will Rogers, Robert Frost and Ogden Nash. Combine those three together and you have me in my way of thinking regarding poetry writing which I want to be inviting. James Thomas Horn Retired Veteran and Poet ?Terry, Victor and Andrea, Isn't this what the Bible predicted? A false God and chaos and plagues and bad weather and detriment caused to our climate by global warming and pollution. We aren't supposed to be messing around with mother nature. Hasn't Trump figured out that his mother was a woman. God did not make women to be enjoyed, used and abused. He made them so that each time we fell and landed on our *** we would have someone to fall back on. To real problem is the only thing women have to fall back on are a bunch of clowns like us called men. God was so beside Himself after making Adam. I am surprised He actually took one of Adam's ribs to make a women with. This is why a woman is imperfect. She only has one thing to blame. It is Adam's rib and men have been ribbing women about it ever since. Did you know that Noah was so busy building the ark that his wife had to lead all of the animals onto the ark all by herself. She has been leading us men around forever. Did you know that the first animal allowed on the ark was a hen. You got it. Noah was henpecked to death for letting her do it. The only reason men succeed is because women let men get away with what they are doing. A honey do list is only had by men. Honey may I do this and honey may I do that? Women have been sweeting up the men for the kill ever since. Not only are women sly and cunning, they are also stunning at the same time so you better be careful. Andrea, it that you chuckling already? There is always a limit as to what women will let men get away with. The only reason a men fell in love with a women is because she let him. Yes, honey, you may fall in love with me but only when I want you to. I have never heard of a woman falling in love with a men before. A woman is always one step above being handsome. Men may be handsome but women are always awesome. Awww come on now you probably don't want to hear some or anymore of this. Bye for now. Will Rogers, Robert Frost and Ogden Nash. Combine those three together and you have me in my way of thinking regarding poetry writing which I want to be inviting.

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