This Contest of Poems

To pick a good subject - to know what to do
A matter that matters 'bout what, where and who
To stick to the script and be stuck in a crowd?
Or stick out as lonely as bright mushroom clouds?

To take an old topic and make it sublime?
Or try something different? A new paradigm!
So what is my title? My content? My muse?
This contest of poems - a fourth wall to use

How can I triumph? The road that's less travelled
And stop my quaint entry by judges be gavelled
Perhaps a sob story just like a soap actor?
But strongly suspect this is not the x factor

I'm taking a risk on my own burning deck
McGonagall style may become a train wreck
With hope for good fortune and fame - we will see
With outrageous fortune - perhaps not to be

To quote from old masters like Kipling? As if!
Or study Ed Lear and Og Nash to be diff
I free inner Loki to help with this verse
My rhyme is his strength and his metre my curse

OK it's not perfect - at least it's a pause
From praiseworthy entries without any flaws
A poetry sandwich that's too good to bite
A cheese marmite filling 'tween bread that is white

If this is discarded as mere doggerel
I'd be most offended - I'd be most unwell
Perhaps not as lovely as J Kilmer's tree
But entered by website - at least paper free

So let's get this turning - let's get this run in
But run short of wordage quite near to the fin
My finger has typed - having tapped and moved on
With such bad quotation I should sign anon

I now reach the finish - I now read the rules
My palm hits my face! Doh! I've been such a fool!
I look at the clauses and take a self kick
It costs six pound fifty - that's taking the mick!

I have a spare stanza - to make lines two score
Will use up this limit - no less and no more
Win, lose or baffle - was well worth the strife
Each year I shall enter - you've got me for life!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Sergi Avatar
August 10, 2017 at 8:02 AM
Hi Mark: I love this style of rhyme. Especially the name dropping of poets. You border on Ogden Nash. You just have to get the right judge. I know one that always rejects me and when I read the winners list I'm on par or better. But what the hay. keep writing!
Martin Avatar
August 10, 2017 at 11:35 AM
Thanks Ralph for reading my poem and for your feedback. It's difficult to figure out what some of the judges really like. Personally I just write to my own style and see what happens. All the best! Mark :-)
Dietrich Avatar
July 6, 2017 at 12:21 PM
what a fantastic metaphor for writing ALL one's life!! May those stanzas never end, Mark. I love the wit of your pen!
Martin Avatar
July 7, 2017 at 3:08 PM
Thanks Andrea! All the best! Mark :-)
May Avatar
July 5, 2017 at 9:33 PM
Haha..Loved the humor in this write Mark, it was very nicely penned..best wishes
Martin Avatar
July 7, 2017 at 3:06 PM
Thanks Joseph! :-)
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