Long Dunny Poems
Long Dunny Poems. Below are the most popular long Dunny by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Dunny poems by poem length and keyword.
More Pickles Than OneFor ten months now I’ve brooded over coming second place
in the pickle section deeming, it no less than a disgrace.
It was written plain and simple, so there can be no excuse,
that the pickles in this...
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Categories:
dunny, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Ain'T Gonna Need No Throne In Heaven-"Will there be a need for a throne;
To sit on
In heaven
Fecal matter will it matter
Will we eat and consume manna foods
And do angels discharge sweat and waste
Oh! Are there need for thrones in heaven?
lavatory
bathroom
facilities
urinal
privy
latrine
outhouse
WC
water closet
public...
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Categories:
dunny, analogy, anxiety, appreciation, caregiving, confusion, devotion, god,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
Migrating Blowflies‘Davo’ rang me up, ‘bout a month ago,
To travel with him on a trip,
Way up north to Glenora station,
So he can search through Harry’s tip.
‘Davo’ you see has a hobby,
Collecting bottles, some worth more than...
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Categories:
dunny, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
The Evil Bloodline of MoneyThere are many life species, on our planet
whose lives, are desperate and stressful
trying to cope with life, as we know it
dealing with strive, that is not normal
Humans have invented, this thing called money
which has created,...
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Categories:
dunny, corruption, earth, environment, health, humanity, money,
Form:
Rhyme
In Lieu of the RodeoOh cripes I’ve gotta tell yer of a horror ride I had,
That beat any bronc or bull I’ve rode, and I must say I’m glad,
I’ll never have to ride like that, again to hold me...
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Categories:
dunny, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
The Truth Can HurtIt all comes down to peer pressure when you’re still in your teens.
You want to keep up with the Jones’ and you’ll go to any means
to put yourself into the limelight and be a member...
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Categories:
dunny, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Jenny and Lenny Hook UpLenny was 30 and still living with his old cheese, everyone called, Lenny’s mum.
She was always on his Cadbury Snack to go find a trouble and strife for a chum.
“Geez, leave off mum, I’ve been...
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Categories:
dunny, humor, love,
Form:
Rhyme
Horse FeedI’d been droving for some months now in the harsh drought ridden outback.
Through the stations of East South Australia and along Strzlecki’s track.
By the time I reached a...
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Categories:
dunny, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
A Petal At a TimeI met her the other day
At a friends house par-tay
She danced gracefully
Me, geriatrically
I liked the way she looked
Like bait, I was hooked!
When she left, I got plastered
Woke up like a useless bastard
Realizing I’d forgotten
What...
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Categories:
dunny, funny, hilarious, humorous, rude,
Form:
Lyric
Dead Man Walking Cartoon Join In the CollaborationSmall and Extra Large Loo
ma viewed her old man in a helpful mood
her sweetness turned to a fiery storm brewed
a two sitter for the loo
his and her tush fit for two
extra spicy...
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Categories:
dunny, funny, true love,
Form:
Limerick
An Aussie Bush PeeAn Aussie Bush Pee
Now! Have you ever tried to have a pee?
while squatting down and hiding in the bush.
But first, must pull your jeans and undies down
while all the time you’re showing off your toosh.
You...
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Categories:
dunny, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
All In Curlgive it away
give it all
all for what
all for nothing
nothing you bet
nothing yil get
get out there quick
get lost in a ditch
ditch ya wife
ditch ya dog
dog won’t miss ya
dog'll piss ya
ya think yiv got it down
ya haven’t...
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Categories:
dunny, adventure, beach, beautiful, beauty, funny, giggle, pain,
Form:
Blitz
Possums On the Run - Part 1
"Possums on the Run - Part 1"
Well she ran away
danced the F.U.
Revolutionary Dance
Jokers are trumps
Euchre, 500,
Queens Slippers
no Deuce, no Romance
Holey holy
blue jeans torn and buried
underneath the house
with uneaten sandwiches
going mouldy...
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Categories:
dunny, childhood, father daughter, journey, life, little sister,
Form:
Free verse
The Dunny BrushTHE DUNNY BRUSH
It has been here since modern sewerage was begun
and each water closet usually has at least one.
But to get a participant to use it, can really be a chore.
Most folk will use the...
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Categories:
dunny, education, humanity, humor, motivation, people,
Form:
Free verse
Slanging It Up Down UnderIn the land of Oz, we're all fair dinkum,
Every bloke, Sheila and Healer too.
By crikey mate, if you get us started,
You'll regret the day I guarantee you.
In bonza days some may call hard yakka,
With an...
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Categories:
dunny, fun, tribute,
Form:
Rhyme
The Dunny Out the Back.When I was a lad, we had a dunny out the back,
just a hundred feet away from the house,
down a little narrow track.
I never paid a call, as often as I should,
because upon opening...
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Categories:
dunny, childhood, funny, me,
Form:
Blank verse
Aussie Outback ChristmasAUSSIE OUTBACK CHRISTMAS
Comin' 'ome in an aussie sleigh,
ol' tractor ute with a rusty tray,
with a big branch of Gum, it be
the Christmas tree .
hard to find 'em white ant free.
Nailed it to a webbed dusty...
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Categories:
dunny, christmas, culture, fun, hilarious, holiday, humor, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
ChimpanzeesChimpanzees are listed as, endangered
and have already disappeared, from four countries
Their habitat is in amazing forests, of central Africa
and they spend a lot of their days, high up in the trees
When chimps are grounded, they...
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Categories:
dunny, animal, beautiful, earth, education, environment, money, nature,
Form:
Rhyme
Green TurtlesGreen turtles are listed as, endangered
and are mainly found, in tropical and sub-tropical sea oceans
they are one of the largest sea turtles, to have ever embraced our oceans
and are the only Sea Turtle herbivore,...
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Categories:
dunny, animal, beautiful, earth, education, environment, money, nature,
Form:
Rhyme
Sumatran OrangutansSumatran Orangutans are listed as, critically endangered
They are found in, in the provinces of North Sumatra and Aceh
with only nine populations, that number about two hundred and fifty
but because of human populations, their numbers are...
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Categories:
dunny, animal, beautiful, earth, education, environment, money, nature,
Form:
Rhyme
BrainwashingBrainwashing
Brainwashing is a flowing,
right there on your TV,
Oh they sell life insurance to 20 year old’s,
or guys like you an me,
Brainwashing sure is flowing,
and the lies won’t let you be,
And they...
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Categories:
dunny, adventure,
Form:
Ballad
A Friend IndeedI woke I stretched
I scrambled out of bed
I had the need to rush
For I had a pain in the Gut
…
I headed for the Dunny
To release the cause of my pain
The pain subsided as I sat
Such...
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Categories:
dunny, friend, how i feel,
Form:
Free verse
Human GreedWe, the human race
are destroying, our only place
by cutting down, our life filters
and becoming, the human killers
We build, with concrete jungles
causing us, to huddle in bubbles
while turning the sky, into a fry
with our smoke, that...
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Categories:
dunny, animal, earth, environment, future, humanity, money, nature,
Form:
Rhyme
Swinging GoatSwinging Goat
Goat a swinging in the thunderbox, (outside toilet)
in the dunny like a bagged ox,
Kids come home from the flics ol mate, (movies)
Bowels...
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Categories:
dunny, adventure,
Form:
Ballad
What Do You Call ItAn answer to a question I really need to know
If you need to spend a penny where do you go
Everyone would say toilet that's certainly true
However some people like to call it the loo
Some...
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Categories:
dunny, giggle, humor,
Form:
Rhyme