Swinging Goat

Swinging Goat Goat a swinging in the thunderbox, (outside toilet) in the dunny like a bagged ox, Kids come home from the flics ol mate, (movies) Bowels ready to operate, Jerk open door, what a shock! Ghost a lurching, creaking, bloody what! Smell is just so bitter sour, pants aint filled with sweetness, flowers, Forget me nots? Says johnson's frat, grot…. F…rat grumpy tot Police arrive an take away, Goat-nap father, (thief) Next doors hey, (neighbour) Chops 4 brekky we aint got, (breakfast) Coppers eating every chop, Justice revealed in thunderbox, In its way, food wasting not… Don Johnson
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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March 14, 2012 at 7:35 AM
Good morning ;-) , thank you for sharing your wonderful poem. Have yourself a good one*always~pd"
Onclaud Avatar
March 14, 2012 at 3:36 AM
heyyy, this is downright hilarious, don... couldn't keep up with some aussie words, though... whaddya mean by "brekky", lol..:) huggs!
Johnson Avatar
March 14, 2012 at 3:46 AM
added a few word explanations:)
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March 13, 2012 at 9:08 PM
This is funny, Don. It gave me a laugh. I'm with Vie, though. I think you need to give us definitions for some of these Aussie words. Love, KIm
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