Sexy Limerick Poems | Examples
These Sexy Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Sexy. These are the best examples of Limerick Sexy poems written by international poets.
A WARDROBE MISHAP
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There once was a squirrel named Marilyn,
In a dress made of white, she was a twirlin’.
With a gust of fresh air on her derriere,
She danced with nary a care,
And the male squirrels cheered, “You’re a sexy darlin’!”
But one day, as she twirled and leapt with delight,
Her dress caught a branch in mid-flight.
With a flap and a flap,
She fell in a snap—
And the other squirrels erupted in fright!
Yet Marilyn laughed, brushed off her dress,
“Just a wardrobe mishap, I confess!
But the breeze, oh so sweet,
Makes my heart skip a beat,
In my fashionable attire, I have such finesse!”
Her craft had a sizzle and spark,
Lighting up to cook after dark.
So his brainpan swam,
“That’s one succulent clam!”
A morsel, just right for the shark.
My little sister loved to fraternize
So her newfound curves she just had to hide
Sis wore frumpy clothes
Nothing was exposed
Now, why were those naughty boys’ grins so wide
Hot Bikini
Suzy bought a new bikini for Joe
But the price she paid, he wouldn't want to know
A sexy sheer suit,
expensive, but cute
She's hoping it soon makes his hot blood flow!
Jaw dropping
Martha liked to tan topless at the beach
Soon her phone was ringing and out of reach
She stood up to her dismay,
her rack was now on display
A man's dentures dropped, as she heard a screech!
A Sudden Boost
Dan was ready for a hot summer night
With his new date, wanted to make it right
He took three blue pills,
hoping for some thrills
But with the quick boost he couldn't stand upright!
A cheetah was caught on the prowl,
Enticing the females with growl.
He’d vanish by night,
To mate with delight~
A lifestyle that makes others howl.
Written on: June 8th, 2025 8:13:00 AM
Contest: Out on a Lim
Contest Judged: June14th, 2025 4:53:00 AM
Sponsor: Joseph May
Placement: Second
Like heaters with thousands of watts
Hot passion burns hearts into knots
Instead of this norm
To find love that’s warm
Form relations with chocolàtes
A honeyed and candied sweet taste
Entwined under lingerie laced
As valentine treat
Is the finest eat
Lucky tongues have ever embraced
A California babe named Lizzy
As hot as her best friend named Dizzy
These two girls are on fire
Desires climbing higher
Fanning and licking flames ~ His name’s Izzy
An 'offbeat entry' for "Dumpster Fire" contest
Sponsor: Margaret Lillico
Date: Jan. 14, 2025
Gershon Wolf
What wet dreams come from his coffin?
Batty X-streams sent too often!
But if Musk we bossed
He’d be miffed and crossed
Which means his stiff part would soften
Chicks who've seen the beast's orange flow
Know Trump the con-fused-sex-parts bro
Has a thread sewn stitch
Which makes his tool glitch
So to Igor’s lab he should go
Santa and wife dress in sexy gear
Their gift to each other once a year
The air turns electric blue
With antics they get up to
And moans and groans ring out loud and clear.
Santa’s work is done, it's time to rest
Yet his rest time, is time of the best
He is in fine festive cheer
Time to spend with her so dear
Who’s now swinging from the chandelier.
They sit on the beach acting the loner
She slowly walks by wearing nothing but toner
With a flick of the hair
And a jolly good pair
She leaves ‘em, heads in the sand, hiding a *****
A young buck in Toronto named Trask
sunbathes nude for the girls if they ask.
They're impressed with his dong,
it's so thick, long and strong
and it's certainly up for the task!
His girlfriend’s stacked, she’s a 44D
Doesn’t crave attention, says ‘Let me be’
But when whistles abound
His girl wants to astound
She's just removed her brassiere ~ Wanna see
A room full of optical illusions
Hypnotized Sue, who shared her delusions
Screaming ‘I’m the Queen of France’
Clothed only in underpants
Revealing her twin buxom protrusions
~ aka 'Better Duck' ~
‘Goose-a-Go-Go’ opened in Kokomo
Fans demanded it move to Chicago
A resounding success, luv
We expected no less of
A strip-teasing platypus from Soho
My wife complained our sex wasn't hot
So I said I'd give it all I got
And once I got ready
I went nice and steady
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