Sexy Limerick Poems
These Sexy Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Sexy. These are the best examples of Limerick Sexy poems written by international poets.
a valentine's repriseLike heaters with thousands of watts
Hot passion burns hearts into knots
Instead of this norm
To find love that’s warm
Form relations with chocolàtes
A honeyed and candied sweet...
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chocolate, love, sexy, valentines
Origin of Those CA Wild Fires - Contest
A California babe named Lizzy
As hot as her best friend named Dizzy
...
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desire, fire, humor, sexy,
Count Muscula and TrumpensteinWhat wet dreams come from his coffin?
Batty X-streams sent too often!
But if Musk we bossed
He’d be miffed and crossed
Which means his stiff part would soften
Chicks...
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Categories:
abuse, political, sexy, vanity,
Once a Year Only
Santa and wife dress in sexy gear
Their gift to each other once a year
The air turns electric blue
With antics they get up to
And moans and...
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celebration, christmas,
***** beachThey sit on the beach acting the loner
She slowly walks by wearing nothing but toner
With a flick of the hair
And a jolly good pair
She leaves...
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humor, men, sexy,
Young BuckA young buck in Toronto named Trask
sunbathes nude for the girls if they ask.
They're impressed with his dong,
it's so thick, long and strong
and it's certainly...
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fun, giggle, sexy,
His Girl Wants to Astound
His girlfriend’s stacked, she’s a 44D
Doesn’t crave attention, says ‘Let me be’
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girlfriend, humor, sexy, visionary,
'I'm the Queen of France'
A room full of optical illusions
Hypnotized Sue, who shared her delusions
Screaming...
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clothes, giggle, mental health,
Goose-a-Go-Go
~ aka 'Better Duck' ~
‘Goose-a-Go-Go’ opened in Kokomo
Fans demanded...
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animal, bird, chicago, humor,
The End Is Coming Too SoonMy wife complained our sex wasn't hot
So I said I'd give it all I got
And once I got ready
I went nice and steady
Uh...
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Categories:
sexy,
Limerick 'bout a Hick, Warning - Lascivious
Come quick. I’ve a limerick ‘bout a hick
Christened Billy Bop Be-bop; now his dick
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romantic, sexy, sick,
Long distance lust - bawdy warning!
There was a horny man from Timbuktu.
Fell in love with a girl from Kathmandu.
Bursting with desire and lust.
Felt she's the one he can trust.
Asked for...
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fun,
hot and wanting itShe said I'm all wet with a yell
If doing it now we could tell
She'd be satisfied
With what was implied
But I had no umbrella to sell...
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humor, love, rain, sexy,
tryst with a digital twistCan threesomes avoid apoplexy?
To have more than one might be sexy
He was amused
When his asks were confused
By the "girls" in the room called Alexi
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Categories:
character, computer, fantasy, psychological,
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funny, giggle, sexy,