The End Is Coming Too Soon

My wife complained our sex wasn't hot

So I said I'd give it all I got 

And once I got ready 

I went nice and steady

Uh oh...another three minute shot
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Christian Avatar
June 14, 2024 at 11:15 PM
A jolly poem it made me laugh Still better than my first husbsnd haha 2 minute shot
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June 15, 2024 at 1:45 AM
Hi Diane, glad I could bring a smile to your face. I changed the title from The Sex Machine to The Six Minute Man. Some readers might have been put off by such lewd language. Besides, I felt the characters wife deserved twice the lovin'. I'm sorry your first husband wasn't more like The Six Million Dollar Man.
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