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The End Is Coming Too Soon

My wife complained our sex wasn't hot So I said I'd give it all I got And once I got ready I went nice and steady Uh oh...another three minute shot

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Diane Christian

Date: 6/14/2024 11:15:00 PM

A jolly poem it made me laugh Still better than my first husbsnd haha 2 minute shot

Randy Freie
Date: 6/15/2024 1:45:00 AM

Hi Diane, glad I could bring a smile to your face. I changed the title from The Sex Machine to The Six Minute Man. Some readers might have been put off by such lewd language. Besides, I felt the characters wife deserved twice the lovin'. I'm sorry your first husband wasn't more like The Six Million Dollar Man.