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Once a Year Only

Santa and wife dress in sexy gear
Their gift to each other once a year
The air turns electric blue
With antics they get up to
And moans and groans ring out loud and clear.

Santa’s work is done, it's time to rest
Yet his rest time, is time of the best
He is in fine festive cheer
Time to spend with her so dear
Who’s now swinging from the chandelier.

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Duke Beaufort Date: 12/20/2024 11:47:00 AM Beryl, sounds like they're having a great time! Too bad it's only once a year! But then again, they have to make and deliver a lot of toys. So, it's interesting to imagine what happens to people when massive pressure relents. Euphoria like that is a funny thing. Smiles!! Login to Reply Beryl Edmonds Date: 5/16/2025 2:37:00 PM Thank you Duke, once a year is better than nothing, especially for Santa and wife, letting their hair down for all to hear, it’s the spice of life, with an abundance of cheer… Beryl

Panagiota Romios Date: 12/13/2024 11:24:00 PM I always wanted to hang from a chandelier! What a fun write and in good form. Oangie Login to Reply Beryl Edmonds Date: 12/14/2024 1:02:00 AM Thank you Pangie, so have I, afraid to do so as I’d pull the ceiling down. Beryl

Eve Roper Date: 12/13/2024 9:26:00 PM You put the humor in for the day , thank you. Enjoyed reading. Soup mail Login to Reply Beryl Edmonds Date: 12/14/2024 1:01:00 AM Thank you Eve, have replied to Soup mail… Beryl

David Crandall Date: 12/13/2024 1:29:00 PM Wow, Santa and Ms. Claus still have it! Login to Reply Beryl Edmonds Date: 12/13/2024 5:25:00 PM They certainly do. Thank you David… Beryl

David Fisher Date: 12/12/2024 4:34:00 PM This is a riot, Beryl. You paint quite the picture at the end! 'Ho, ho, hold on, Mrs. Claus!' Login to Reply Beryl Edmonds Date: 12/12/2024 7:42:00 PM Thanks David, Mrs Claus must have been on the beer, swinging like that, full of good cheer… Beryl

Deb M Date: 12/12/2024 11:45:00 AM Hehe ….naughty and funny Beryl!! Debx Login to Reply Beryl Edmonds Date: 12/12/2024 7:38:00 PM I admit it’s naughty Deb, but pleased you found it funny… Beryl x

Terry Flood Date: 12/11/2024 4:23:00 PM No wonder Santa’s so jolly. I’ll leave him some vitamins with his mince pies this year ;-) Terry Login to Reply Beryl Edmonds Date: 12/12/2024 7:32:00 PM Good idea Terry, they may add spice to his jollies ;-) Thanks, Beryl

John Read Date: 12/11/2024 11:00:00 AM What a story dear Santa could tell, Once a year he comes out of his shell, After delivering those toys, One of his joys, His to jingle with Mrs claus bells. Login to Reply Beryl Edmonds Date: 12/12/2024 7:22:00 PM The bells are ringing for Santa and his wife, what a night.Thanks brother John… Sis Beryl

Victor Buhagiar Date: 12/11/2024 3:32:00 AM Poor Santa. Only once a year. He's too fat and so is the wife :) Login to Reply Beryl Edmonds Date: 12/12/2024 7:20:00 PM Thanks Victor, it doesn’t matter if one is fat, there’s still fun to be had, in the sac… Beryl

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 12/11/2024 2:21:00 AM - We only see Santa once a year... what he does in his free time... no one knows :))) - A fun poem, Beryl :) - hugs Login to Reply Beryl Edmonds Date: 12/12/2024 7:17:00 PM When Santa’s work is done, it’s time for some fun. Thanks Anne-Lise, hugs returned… Beryl

Tom Cunningham Date: 12/11/2024 12:00:00 AM Lol, they're only human I suppose. Tom Login to Reply Beryl Edmonds Date: 12/12/2024 7:14:00 PM Of course they are, once a year, it must be the Christmas cheer. Thank you Tom… Beryl

Jan Allison Date: 12/10/2024 11:30:00 PM lol I wrote a similar theme in my first book especially about the chandelier - great minds think alike! hugs jan xx Login to Reply Beryl Edmonds Date: 12/12/2024 7:12:00 PM Thanks Jan, funny that, it could have been worse, she could have been swinging from the rafters… Beryl