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Written 11th December 2024

Santa and wife dress in sexy gear Their gift to each other once a year The air turns electric blue With antics they get up to And moans and groans ring out loud and clear. Santa’s work is done, it's time to rest Yet his rest time, is time of the best He is in fine festive cheer Time to spend with her so dear Who’s now swinging from the chandelier.

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Duke Beaufort

Date: 12/20/2024 11:47:00 AM

Beryl, sounds like they're having a great time! Too bad it's only once a year! But then again, they have to make and deliver a lot of toys. So, it's interesting to imagine what happens to people when massive pressure relents. Euphoria like that is a funny thing. Smiles!!

Panagiota Romios

Date: 12/13/2024 11:24:00 PM

I always wanted to hang from a chandelier! What a fun write and in good form. Oangie

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 12/14/2024 1:02:00 AM

Thank you Pangie, so have I, afraid to do so as I’d pull the ceiling down. Beryl

Eve Roper

Date: 12/13/2024 9:26:00 PM

You put the humor in for the day , thank you. Enjoyed reading. Soup mail

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 12/14/2024 1:01:00 AM

Thank you Eve, have replied to Soup mail… Beryl

David Crandall

Date: 12/13/2024 1:29:00 PM

Wow, Santa and Ms. Claus still have it!

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 12/13/2024 5:25:00 PM

They certainly do. Thank you David… Beryl

David Fisher

Date: 12/12/2024 4:34:00 PM

This is a riot, Beryl. You paint quite the picture at the end! 'Ho, ho, hold on, Mrs. Claus!'

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 12/12/2024 7:42:00 PM

Thanks David, Mrs Claus must have been on the beer, swinging like that, full of good cheer… Beryl

Deb M

Date: 12/12/2024 11:45:00 AM

Hehe ….naughty and funny Beryl!! Debx

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 12/12/2024 7:38:00 PM

I admit it’s naughty Deb, but pleased you found it funny… Beryl x

Terry Flood

Date: 12/11/2024 4:23:00 PM

No wonder Santa’s so jolly. I’ll leave him some vitamins with his mince pies this year ;-) Terry

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 12/12/2024 7:32:00 PM

Good idea Terry, they may add spice to his jollies ;-) Thanks, Beryl

John Read

Date: 12/11/2024 11:00:00 AM

What a story dear Santa could tell, Once a year he comes out of his shell, After delivering those toys, One of his joys, His to jingle with Mrs claus bells.

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 12/12/2024 7:22:00 PM

The bells are ringing for Santa and his wife, what a night.Thanks brother John… Sis Beryl

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 12/11/2024 3:32:00 AM

Poor Santa. Only once a year. He's too fat and so is the wife :)

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 12/12/2024 7:20:00 PM

Thanks Victor, it doesn’t matter if one is fat, there’s still fun to be had, in the sac… Beryl

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 12/11/2024 2:21:00 AM

- We only see Santa once a year... what he does in his free time... no one knows :))) - A fun poem, Beryl :) - hugs

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 12/12/2024 7:17:00 PM

When Santa’s work is done, it’s time for some fun. Thanks Anne-Lise, hugs returned… Beryl

Tom Cunningham

Date: 12/11/2024 12:00:00 AM

Lol, they're only human I suppose. Tom

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 12/12/2024 7:14:00 PM

Of course they are, once a year, it must be the Christmas cheer. Thank you Tom… Beryl

Jan Allison

Date: 12/10/2024 11:30:00 PM

lol I wrote a similar theme in my first book especially about the chandelier - great minds think alike! hugs jan xx

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 12/12/2024 7:12:00 PM

Thanks Jan, funny that, it could have been worse, she could have been swinging from the rafters… Beryl