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Note to Mean Girls. Please stop writing and posting inane tirades disguised as red pill humour and let’s just move on shall we. You make it way too easy! Play out your girl aggression somewhere else. Don’t be “damp squibs”. Bygones?

Mean Girls and Trolls

I never knew some girls could be so mean
and carry on like a trans high school teen.
   It sure ain’t raging hormones
   cos this coven are old crones
who crave attention and wish to be seen!

So I shall grant them that wish they so crave
and make ‘em my witch ‘n make ‘em my slave.
   I will immortalise ‘em
   with my satirical pen
until they want more and make me their fave!

           (I think I already am)


            Written March 2025

anti bullyingconflicthumorouslimerick

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Michael Tor

March 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM

Keith your responses to rude comments have always been tactful and with reason. I sincerely believe is what you write makes so much sense that they realize you are right and instinctly you are not to make sense and they resort to attacking the messenger, because maybe just maybe they can't deal with the truth even if it comes from you. Cheers my good buddy...PS the picture above shows you can't have too many cooks in the kitchen she had to many plastic surgeons in the facelift room. Had to say it. I actually feel sorry for someone that looks like this. Society brainwashed her into achieving perfection which turned out to be the opposite...

Keith D Trestrail

March 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM

That pic is my favourite. If you’ve been paying attention you would instantly recognise her. Kinda mean looking. Cheers MT.

Gershon Wolf

March 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM

Damp squibs served with wet noodles... I call them 'shrews' or 'witches.' You are very gracious, truth be told! ~ Gershon

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

March 21, 2025 at 5:29 AM

“Witch”, I would be honoured.

Keith D Trestrail

March 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM

These particular damp squibs are like a bunch of kookaburras who were too busy gigglin’ when they should have been jigglin’. Now the fox is in the henhouse. Excuse the mixed metaphors - it’s been a long day.