Gershon Wolf Poet Limerick

Portrait of an All-American Fe-Male

       When Joe was young he had tonsilitis 
        In grade school he developed bronchitis
            Later, elbow bursitis
            And Colitis, Neuritis
        Now that Joe’s old ~ he aches with arthritis

        Little wonder Joe’s gender-conflicted
        It could easily have been predicted
             Sick of sports injuries 
             Joe made some inquiries
        Plays dolls injury-free ~ he enlisted

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Michael Tor April 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM Lol Gershon Joe finally woke up lol...

Oliver Mckeithan April 4, 2025 at 4:55 AM Lou Reed was a different kind of musician. Dead now. He started the Velvet Underground in the 60's-avant garde rock. He had a solo career his most famous hit is Take a Walk on the Wild Side. You should youtube it and listen. Musically it has a great bass line and a great sax at the end. The words are interesting. The song is a reflection of hanging out with Andy Warhol and his crowd

Oliver Mckeithan April 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM Gershon-Made me think of Lou Reed-Take a walk on the wild side!! Do-do-do-do-do Gershon Wolf April 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM Makes me think too: Who is Lou Reed?

Reya Suri April 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM Love this!!! You don't always have to follow gender norms. Do what makes you happy. When I was Joe's age, I had really short hair and enjoyed basketball! Just live your life. Gershon Wolf April 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM Thanks, Reva. What I wrote is a bit on the nasty side though, as I read it again. Gender-conflict must be a rough road to hoe. ~ gw

Oliver Mckeithan April 2, 2025 at 12:32 PM LOL Gershon. Good one given today's fluidity Gershon Wolf April 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM The fluidity is the frightening part, I think. You've nailed it, Oliver.

Kim Rodrigues April 2, 2025 at 10:56 AM Plays with G.I. Joe perhaps. My brother, in childhood had knights the size of Joe. He dispensed with the horses and the knights would oft fly through the air. This same “good” kid threw FP little people into lake along with a pair of shoes he didn’t want. “Boys will be boys” Gershon Wolf April 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM ---'Til they turn into girls these days...