Legalese Poems - Poems about Legalese

...OLD AND NEW 2 : BOARDROOM Jackal preyed on dimpled dolls smiling gold on slender wrist nosing down a slippery path scowling schoolboy promoted beyond his mediocre castle Mammals sat on......Read the rest...

...I'm sick of mean minded people who prey on the weak and the old. Who use every rip-off trick in the book trying to turn crap into gold. They target the vulnerable in society, with their sca......Read the rest...

...Can ‘Religious’ folk claim a connection with God who refuse to condemn the cops’ stopping of those (who refuse to obey), who retreat from police at a walk (not a run), and get shot in the back fo......Read the rest...

...LIFE IN A SUITCASE Crawling in the loft today, I found the suitcase. Through a cobweb curtain, beneath a patina of dust It lay. Just where it’s lain for twenty years, full of m......Read the rest...

...Andrew was a wealthy lawyer's son Began each day with his morning runs Circumstantial evidence Disguised as benevolence Etches daily naughty legal puns AP: 3rd place 2022 Submitted on......Read the rest...

...Rules and regulations bring economic strangulation Policies and procedures serve the whims of weak leaders Statutes and ordinances pave the road to subordinance Hypotheses and theories r......Read the rest...

...Layli Long Soldier speaks ... Legalese: with lots of "Whereas" Her Lakota people make other news in praying - She really believes in prayer as resistance Yes, "Indians" are so very different ......Read the rest...

...There once was a clumsy attorney Who wanted to go on a journey But lacking some grace He fell on his face And soon was stretched out on a gurney. He’d wanted to taste the exotic But......Read the rest...

...The wish of growing boy it seems Can never come true fast enough, But then it does and yet somehow You find yourself still wondering, Amazed to find you hold the wheel. But thoughts are gone you......Read the rest...

...I, henceforth, known as the respirer, do solemnly swear hereafter, to take you in, in sufficient quantities to ensure continuation of the flesh's animation. I additionally, do accede my heretofore,......Read the rest...

...Lawyers supply inept legalese. One while defending my Pekinese, went into a stupor, made one fatal blooper. Stripped in front of the judge ridding fleas. © Aug 23 2010 For Carolyn’s “Lawyer” ......Read the rest...

...Physicians magicians who work wonders with a pill. They diagnose, prescribe the dose, and then you get the bill. Attorneys journey to the law books for a clue. to file a brief or sue for......Read the rest...

...The Court Historians' official dictums of special reports and minor fiction from deep in the archives where they've been resting with other lies besides these, and other generally accepted de......Read the rest...