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Pantomonium

Whispers spoken…fears awoken…we all say ..there is no way whatsoever that he can play on the 2nd day..his foot’s broken..

But whatever…this is the.. oh so clever if a tad crazy .. nothing will phase me..masterplan from a remarkable cricketer…a remarkable man..

Will have a stab at it…just goes to the fab Rishabh lab and can simply

Babbling Brook or Dirty Harry

Michelin star cricketing cook…by hook or crook.. so canny..will find every nook and cranny…if you took a look at the record..score or text book ..won’t have forsook ..our dutiful..beautiful babbling Brook

Although the barmy army might suggest this almighty Blighty Test best..is more like an umami tsunami..

Bravissimo heave ho machismo..top grade…gung ho pyro Tyke tyro.. renegade

Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy

Jimmy put the mighty back in Blighty

Our riper sniper

Viper and pied piper

Didn't want to budge

Depravity of sporting gravity


But given the nudge

So off he did trudge

Issue won't fudge

Still got a grudge


The king of swing..conker on a string

Chestnuts curve...swerve with such verve

You rarely see him hobble our wizard of wobble


Still wiry and fiery...fit as a fiddle so

Jasprit Boom Boom Hurrah

Camera zoom...Boom - Boom shakes the room


All eyes on the prize

Rise & lies of franchise

Moolah the crueler ruler

Sparking doom and gloom

Marking Test cricket’s demise


If there is a golden ticket 

Doing his bit to save it

King of swing..ping and kerching


Another out of orbit gambit

Harder to decipher than sanskrit

Sure fire hit…well it has to be Jasprit


Vortex vex…whippier…that

The Latest UCLA Football Debacle

I looked out and saw rainy weather.
Why not watch boys kick pigskin leather?
What if rain was barley juice, not water - 
to the magnavox and my alma mater.
A strange woman says "fix the door".
Where have I heard that voice before?
A green field where blue and gold bodies lay,
the uniforms of UCLA,
like a photo by Mathew

Latest News Headlines

Latest News Headlines

Latest news headlines: Pork Schnitzels Learn to 
Do the 
Waltz; Mr Broken Leg Joins 
Facebook; Curly Fry Girl Drowns in 
Bird Bath; Bacon Juice Cures 
Nymphomaniacs and 
Provokes Mutes to 
Talk; Christmas Decorations Get Into a 
Fight With 
Swans.

Latest News Trump will Abuse the Jews

have you heard the news
trump likes to abuse the Jews
without an excuse

Saw this on MSNBC.

THE LATEST PORTRAIT

As I look at the latest portrait…taken yesterday of our family….
it occurs to me that we never take a picture
of our entire family tree.

How no two family portraits can ever be the same.
How we’ve all changed a little since the last photo
and how there’s always someone missing from the frame.

For instance Bryan, our son, and

Matthew delivers his latest bullet tin

Matthew delivers his latest bullet – tin...

from the Harris-Walz front
where liberal minded socially progressive
electorate doth agonizingly grunt
targeted in crosshairs scoped out 
eager and ready to be mortally wounded 
courtesy notorious big headed 
(and bigoted) infamous 
for bearing arms 
as if going on a hunt
as attested to him and recorded for all of posterity on March

The Latest Soup Scoop

Stop pulling your mischievous high jinks - currently, the wind of change stinks

Winds of change are not always good - they can be grossly misunderstood

Winds of change are just blowing smoke - spouted by a deluded bloke

Don’t believe a word from Blog bullies and blowhards - they won't change their ways

PS encourages creativity – poets

Baloney I say to the latest Political Ballyhoo

baloney I say to the latest political ballyhoo
no one gets shot with a high power in Timbuktu
and they get more than an ear scratch if they do
I roll my eyes and scoff at the crazy new ballyhoo

I Samson wannabe feel aghast at latest turn of events regarding Gaza

I (Samson wannabe) feel aghast at latest turn of events regarding Gaza

Omnipresent grief and horror
abounds toward ceaseless killing fields
impossible mission for me
to summon forth fading magic powers
since Delilah imposter hashtagged,
(and subsequently outed) 
as a mortal (know your) enemy, -
nevertheless became the love of my life -
(sent by complicit
Philistine officials to entice me)

nearly found yours truly
inveigled,

The Latest Protest Song

  Old Joe Biden faced a protest
    E-I-E-I-O
  And at that protest, he heard some chants
    E-I-E-I-O

  With an ‘Genocide’ here
    and a ‘Ceasefire’ there
  Here a ‘Genocide,’ there a ‘Genocide’
    Everywhere a ‘Genocide’  

  Old Joe

According to Latest Tweet Had Cold Feet

when we took a tour
each one there was a juror
were less and fewer

had been hard to beat
according to latest tweet
they will have cold feet

what you always knew
targets were of high value
destroy must do

even when afraid
budget was prepared and made
we will need their aid

valley monument
where we went to and were sent
way there need a hint

you should

the latest champion

Acrobatic starlight
new champion for League of Legends
Starlight wonder queen
tossed high into the cosmos amid meteorites
Lightning power surrounds her as a smoky sizzling haze
Soroka and Rye check their runes, to figure out her place
Brawlers, assassins and marksmen are at the ready
keeping their eyes and weapons on the latest champion
Let the game begin!

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