Jan Allison Poet Monoku

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I've had several messages recently asking why I no longer post my poop poetry,  hopefully these  monokus will give an indication of why 07/19/24

 

 

 

 

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Stop pulling your mischievous high jinks - currently, the wind of change stinks

Winds of change are not always good - they can be grossly misunderstood

Winds of change are just blowing smoke - spouted by a deluded bloke

Don’t believe a word from Blog bullies and blowhards - they won't change their ways

PS encourages creativity – poets CAN post ten per day

I got fed up of snide little digs about people who write poop poems

I am not stuck for turds - I'm saving my witty words for my next book

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John Read October 20, 2024 at 7:40 AM Hi Jan, you certainly have a bigger following than those bullies, steer clear of the blogs, your poetry poop is much more fun. Xx Jan Allison October 20, 2024 at 7:48 AM I do have some Jan fan's who enjoy my silly poems, but isn't it sad I wrote this in July and the ONLY thing that has changed is the reduction in poems from 10 to 5 based on a whim of a minority and not discussed by admin with the 4000 'active' members!. hugs jan xx

Line Gauthier September 18, 2024 at 9:23 AM Can't argue with that ~ nor would I want to !

Regina Elliott August 4, 2024 at 2:40 PM Hi Jan, you go girl! Write whatever you feel like. Support from across the pond. Have a lovely upcoming week. :))))

Karen Jones August 3, 2024 at 6:41 PM Pay them no attention and keep your head up high beautiful soul!

Regina Elliott July 24, 2024 at 7:38 AM Don't pay them any attention, Jan. They have nothing better to do with their idleness. Check out my "Fartina" poem. I hope you have a wondrous Wednesday. :)))))

Deb M July 24, 2024 at 5:04 AM Be who you are lovely Jan…..continue to make others smile and laugh! No-one should stop you from being the funny, creative, naughty you…. who so many love. If some don’t enjoy your humour or poems they simply should not read…. and no-one on P.S for whatever reason should make snide comments to another! Each to their own repectfully! Keep on pooping Jan….Debx

Duke Beaufort July 23, 2024 at 4:44 PM Jan, anything you write is wonderful for the rest of us to read. You are incredibly funny, talented, and you cause me to smile every time I read your work. I haven't been reading much poetry the past week or two and I forgot what I high it can give. YOU ROCK!!

Jennifer Proxenos July 21, 2024 at 4:02 AM Hi Jan I love your risque poop poems, they are hilarious. Almost all of us think the same, so go girl go, let them all out, oops excuse the pun! So so well done kudos, my friend. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.

David Kavanagh July 20, 2024 at 2:05 PM Well done Jan, I do love to see a string of well written monokus to get a message across, I’m not a great lover of blogs myself, although they are necessary at times, still you will always find the odd wannabe blowing hot air and seeking attention on the blog page, hey best of luck with the new book too, cheers David

Richard Colbert July 20, 2024 at 10:03 AM Thanks Jan for you humor and style. Where can I find your book? Rich Jan Allison July 20, 2024 at 11:25 AM Aww Rich thanks for liking my silly humour, I self published on Amazon in December last year and I will soup mail you the details - it carries a risque humour warning, so people are under no illusions it is a little naughty! hugs Jan xx

Joseph May July 20, 2024 at 6:43 AM Jan, I knew you" weren't stuck for turds", or words, best wishes, hugs Jan Allison July 20, 2024 at 11:23 AM lol Joseph:-) hugs jan xx

Tania Kitchin July 20, 2024 at 5:46 AM Jan, a great set of monoku's. The majority loves your poop poems and hope you post a few. -hugs Jan Allison July 20, 2024 at 11:23 AM I will give in and I've had a mail asking me to post a funny poem so I will post just that one Tania but save the rest for the book. Got well over 300 so far but i dont know if it will get to 366 like the last book:-) hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso July 19, 2024 at 11:26 PM Love your sense of humor and wit! Jan Allison July 20, 2024 at 11:21 AM Aww thanks Art - i still get monthly royalty cheques from Amazon and I have £120 to bank from local sales recently. My best customer has had 8 copies another guy has had 3 - says they make great birthday gifts! hugs Jan x

Eve Roper July 19, 2024 at 7:31 PM Your best has always been each one you've written. Love my friend Jan Allison July 20, 2024 at 11:19 AM aww thanks Eve, its not appreciated by everyone! hugs jan xx

Kim Rodrigues July 19, 2024 at 3:27 PM Seems your first book was a hit so forget about ‘em ;) Nice thing we have a choice as to our taste in reading. Jan Allison July 20, 2024 at 11:19 AM Thanks Kim , the negativity about my writing poop has gone on since I joined but i got to the stage i got fed up of the digs and decided to focus on my next book and not post on soup... but I am posting one as requested by a sweet souper. ol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane July 19, 2024 at 10:45 AM I miss your toilet humor, Jan. Post whatever you want... everyone else does. Just save the bawdiest ones for your next book. ;-) Jan Allison July 20, 2024 at 11:17 AM Thanks Lin, I had a e mail asking me not to give up trying to raise a smile in soup so i will post one poem I wrote today but will save others for Book # 2:-) hugs jan xx

J. Summers July 19, 2024 at 7:49 AM Jan, I’ve no problems with you or your poetry. In the world we live in today I feel the need for some extra humor to help lighten the load. As far as your critics go the problem is all theirs, not yours. John Jan Allison July 19, 2024 at 9:43 AM I agree J Summers but it is easier not to post my poopy poems and save them for my next humour book.After 10 years on the site its obvious things will never change and the victimiser turns victim so well

John Lawless July 19, 2024 at 4:40 AM WHAT A LOAD.....hehehee I personally enjoy your potty poetry Jan because "parts are phunny" and as the book title states..."EVERYBODY POOPS" Jan Allison July 19, 2024 at 9:41 AM Thanks John but not everyone appreciates it and I got fed up of the little digs and snide comments about poop poets - so I've decided its easier not to post any . After ten years on the site i know leopards will never change their spots but more and more are getting wise. hugs jan xx