The Latest UCLA Football Debacle

I looked out and saw rainy weather. Why not watch boys kick pigskin leather? What if rain was barley juice, not water - to the magnavox and my alma mater. A strange woman says "fix the door". Where have I heard that voice before? A green field where blue and gold bodies lay, the uniforms of UCLA, like a photo by Mathew Brady - Do I know that voice? Who is this lady? And who is responsible for this ruin? He goes by the name of Joe Bruin.