Landlubber Poems - Poems about Landlubber

.... Yarrrrr 'course I know'd my purty wanted tuh sail wit her corsair she be no landlubber ......Read the rest...

...Edge what remains their last hope, be enshrined, be the breeding atolls summoned to mind. Albatross are one of the bird's largest. These goliath's wingspans are the longest, which makes them less......Read the rest...

...the allure of the sea divulged to me a whitecap's primeval roar waves gently lapping the shore come ye, landlubber her hidden bosom awaits swirling waters' pleasures na......Read the rest...

...A confirmed landlubber is my friend Pete At water sports my friend Pete can't compete Once he tried on some skis Almost drowned in the sea Going rafting? ~ Batten down Pete's aisle se......Read the rest...

...Briny tis vast bethrong Balsam swept windsong Droplets align brusque seas Sailors beware perilous lees Fickle fathoms she weeps Discorded notion steeps Coquet tempest squall Bounden to cele......Read the rest...

...Ofttimes yours truly assiduously tries to adlib, but blubbers like a landlubber at sea treading water donned with bib (that doubles as yellow spongy bobbing life jacket) furiously doing doggy ......Read the rest...

...Thru maritime miles of minions in motion We hedge our opinions while pledging devotion To serving the Captain and sharing our smiles Through barrels of onions and flea-bearing trials But even ......Read the rest...

...Imagine a mermaid, she throws her buxom body onto the granite rock. She is steady, will not slide unlike the terrified witnesses that dare not damp their feet on blackened rock. The warnin......Read the rest...

...Landlubber’s Reckoning On land, a perfectly good wife. She’d give and he’d take with no strife. Her loins are an urn. Her lantern does burn. Unknown to her — he’s a low life. A win......Read the rest...

...Rats! Mine Poetic Submissions Once Again Deemed Floccinaucinihilipilification /?fläks??nôs??ni?hil??pil?fi'kaSH?n/ (floc·ci·nau·ci·ni·hil·i·pil·i·fi·ca·tion) Countless declined submissions of mi......Read the rest...

...FROM BIKINI BOTTOM TIMES... ...Spongebob Squarepants...what...atoll...? plunged into where,...no way...toilet bowl... supposedly, when the ghostly hand ex-toll ling praise from his late creator......Read the rest...

...There was a girly landlubber in pink Who to a burly fisherman was linked -- Not a swimmer, she sank In his great big fishtank -- Now in winter she's a frozen ice rink......Read the rest...

...When it comes to baking a cake Make sure not to put in a snake Unless, of course, it's a fake By that, I mean, the snake For if the snake's made out of plastic You dare not feed it to an......Read the rest...

...(a quid pro quo plug for zaftig women) women that tip weigh ling needle to spin vicious circle akin to puppy chasing her/his tail or require digital scale, at the extreme alt right re......Read the rest...

...our blood 'tis a bag of primordial ocean landlubber lament......Read the rest...