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Landlubber’s Reckoning


On land, a perfectly good wife.
She’d give and he’d take with no strife.
Her loins are an urn.
Her lantern does burn.
Unknown to her — he’s a low life.

A wink and a nod from the sea.
Conjured up some lust just for he.
The waves and the foam,
His...

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Categories: landlubber, humor, lust, sea,
Form: Limerick
Landlubber
Landlubber
Yes we sailed on the blue briny water,
watched those sharks that swam in the deep.
Trimmed the sails for the wind`s sou`east quarter,
then a storm swift upon us did sweep.
Too many sheets were up in the rigging,
the main mast it snapped and was gone.
Three men no...

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Categories: landlubber, sea,
Form: Rhyme

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