Best Landlubber Poems

Thru maritime miles of minions in motion
We hedge our opinions while pledging devotion	
To serving the Captain and sharing our smiles
Through barrels of onions and flea-bearing...

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When it comes to baking a cake
Make sure not to put in a snake
   Unless, of course, it's a fake
   By...

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Henry Morgan is my name
Being a pirate is my fame

A landlubber wasn't for me
Fortunes were made at sea

From port and starboard cannons roar
Through Spanish ships...

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Yo-Ho-Ho And Shiver Me Timbers

Shiver me timbers and loosen me limbers
I sail me sloop until it lin’ers
And drop anchor in t’  nearest lagoon
Bury me...

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Whale watching! Come on, let's go
   There's no time to be a landlubber
Grab your oars and get ready to row
   We're...

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Though my landlubber legs quiver at the thought
I wish to set sail on the wild winds of Relation Ship.
This mime's gotta speak, this statue has...

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The Search to Find the Edge of the Ice

They say moss doesn't gather on a stone rolling, in motion,
And even wise algae gets left in...

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FROM BIKINI BOTTOM TIMES...

...Spongebob Squarepants...what...atoll...?
plunged into where,...no way...toilet bowl...
supposedly, when the ghostly hand ex-toll
ling praise from his late creator, and master

meow mind of popular Stephen...

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Since I retired and after my jobs for the day
The list now completed and tools put away
I take time out just to sit in the...

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I “Go on Account” when I’m feeling dull,
Fly a Jolly Roger with crossbones and skull;

Become a “Freebooter” and Pillage and Loot,
Where I can do as...

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(a quid pro quo plug for zaftig women)

women that tip weigh ling needle to spin vicious circle
     akin to puppy chasing...

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A confirmed landlubber is my friend Pete
  At water sports my friend Pete can't compete
    Once he tried on some skis
...

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There was a girly landlubber in pink  
Who to a burly fisherman was linked --
   Not a swimmer, she sank
  ...

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women that tip weigh ling needle to spin vicious circle
     akin to puppy chasing her/his tail
     or...

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Ofttimes yours truly assiduously tries to adlib,
but blubbers like a landlubber
at sea treading water donned with bib
(that doubles as yellow
spongy bobbing life jacket)

furiously doing doggy...

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