Gibbering Jabbering Gibberish Haint No Recipe To Sound Glib

Ofttimes yours truly assiduously tries to adlib, but blubbers like a landlubber at sea treading water donned with bib (that doubles as yellow spongy bobbing life jacket) furiously doing doggy paddle riding the next tidal wave hoop fully washing me ashore to crib if need be to dig an underwater channel painstakingly slow drabs and drib. The English language I simply adore though offtimes methinks waxing eloquent affects listeners as yours truly a bore in record time flapping waxed lips beholds one gordian tongue tied knot major chore, whereby I wanna bolt out figurative door feeling deplorable and stuck analogous to Eeyore. Ache 'n to launch into a monologue or chime into ongoing dialogue me noggin off times generates brain fog mental state mimicking one, who quaffed an over abundance of grog, which for this teetotaler would constitute a mere thimble full of drink, perhaps rum enhanced eggnog just one sip and boing I go topsy turvy as if a felled log hit me over the head rendering me unconscious. Thus wood explain mine altered state though unsightly gash on pate battle scar leveled playing field with the missus, 't other significant primate supplementing and complementing one aging long haired pencil (vane ya) necked geek being caged, yet free to roam within human zoo both, (née all) of us captive on carousel of time nsync with every other *****sapien begot to participate in circle game. All superfluous joking aside, I strive to groom conversation, whereby uninterrupted flow of words (versus fumfering, hemming, hawing, stammering, stuttering...), thine general oral feedback paradigmatic guide ever diligent to think before I speak with pride else I heep discourtesy upon myself and chide yours truly with harsh rebukes, which maybe tantamount going off the mountainside plummeting into the abyss engenders an unpleasant metaphoric roller coaster ride, and if crash test dummy doth survive - upon gibbet he will be tried punishment broadcast world wide for flagrant horrendous verbal egregiousness (waywardness) he belied.