Kvetch Poems - Poems about Kvetch

...I’m on an A320. It’s a plane that isn’t new, So everything on board is old Except, of course, the crew. The little TV screens don’t work Nor do the reading lights. There’s no place to plug ch......Read the rest...

...Future time traveler looks back one century ago I exhibit health and virility at one hundred and 64 years astride planet earth, whereby spouse, (who remained married to yours truly for about o......Read the rest...

...Dreaming of verdant meadows and amber acreage flush on the banks of a dazzling blue lake's ridge Jousting with villains for the hand of fair damsels or expounding the writ close by th......Read the rest...

...If life were always caviar And chocolate and champagne, We wouldn’t have the luxury Of getting to complain. And wouldn’t that be awful! Every human needs to kvetch. Come to think of it, both ......Read the rest...

...The Spaniel A Spaniel that uses its head Can tell when its owner’s unfed So instead of a duck That is down on its luck Will deliver a pizza instead The Afghan Hound The......Read the rest...

...The Bichon Frise The Bichon in chiffon looks so frou That the crowd duly wowed has to coo ‘Til the dog starts to droop And its owner to scoop Some acutely embarrassing doo The ......Read the rest...

...Future time traveler looks back one century ago The following poem tweaked courtesy original author who crafted literary endeavor some couple years ago. Now circa August 20th, 2122, or 193......Read the rest...

...1st commandment "have no other god except me" Should there be, He is impartial referee 2nd commandment "do not make idols" It simply makes the two seem equal 3rd commandment "take His name n......Read the rest...

...I (a youthful sexagenarian) can no longer quip being a country boy at heart, but me as urban cowboy, I declare would never so fuhgeddaboudit dear reader nothing 'cept bucolic existence labori......Read the rest...

...How shall I deal with this wandering mind? Meandering through a meadow of ideas, Seeking truth among noxious weeds I find Since early childhood I have been curious Always sifting th......Read the rest...

...Circa February 12th, 2122 ~ 10:30 PM Equals twenty one thirty 22:30 military time future time traveler looks back one century ago, oceanic waterways overladen with green slime, yours truly atte......Read the rest...

...Spoiled soy burgers and marshmallow spam Find all the worms in the uncured ham Mustard stew a la mode pistachio-flavored tongue of toad Dandelion roots in stuffing of turkey makes di......Read the rest...

...The pencil now resting the image was 'testing' for the creature before him, (his badly-drawn drawin') had come out 'not right' somewhat twisted and tight. The picture in question, it burst with su......Read the rest...

...E'er since being a little extremely shy (viz introverted) boy a boot deux and half score years ago bullies threatened de facto scapegoat mine self esteem they did thoroughly destroy e'en little ......Read the rest...

...The theme song of modern man: Kvetch, complain and demand! Gratitude, thankfulness... Are you serious, my man? No way, no how, blame is their game. ......Read the rest...