Kvetch Poems - Poems about Kvetch

Cranium Composure Compromised

...Calendar commences, conviviality,
kids kvetch knishes cold,
cantaloupe crappy,
kids constantly crunching cookies,
cake, candy.
Could kayaking, canoeing, camping
in Canada cure cantankerous
chi...

Once again, yours truly takes poetic license

...Once again, yours truly takes poetic license.

Whenever the missus irks me or complains...
I tell her don't "Hock me in chinik" nor kvetch
before long tête-à-tête escalates in2 Kanipshin
whereby...

On the Threshold of Depravities' Door

...
I objestigate between arabesques and sleep,
fugaciously spasmodic in fluxes and leaps.
I'm indifferent to the misanthropic mocking,
that welltering inflection that I call plockingism...

No Rent-free for Me, Thanks

...
    Live free or die 
      so defiant your sentiment

    No rent-free for me, thanks
       You kvetch and cry... 
        I'll buy 
         ~ farewell, foul-mouthed fellow tenant
...

My JetBlue Flight

...I’m on an A320.
It’s a plane that isn’t new,
So everything on board is old
Except, of course, the crew.

The little TV screens don’t work
Nor do the reading lights.
There’s no place to plug ch...

Future time traveler looks back one century ago

...Future time traveler looks back one century ago

I exhibit health and virility at one hundred and 
64 years astride planet earth, whereby spouse,
(who remained married to yours truly for about
o...

Dainty Vials of Nectar

...Dreaming of verdant meadows and amber acreage
    flush on the banks of a dazzling blue lake's ridge 

  Jousting with villains for the hand of fair damsels
    or expounding the writ close by th...

If Life

...If life were always caviar
And chocolate and champagne,
We wouldn’t have the luxury
Of getting to complain.

And wouldn’t that be awful!
Every human needs to kvetch.
Come to think of it, both ...

Shaggy Dog Limericks: the All-Time Best -- Vote For Your Favorite

...The Spaniel

A Spaniel that uses its head 
Can tell when its owner’s unfed 
So instead of a duck
That is down on its luck 
Will deliver a pizza instead
 
The Afghan Hound

The...

Shaggy Dog Limericks Ii

...The Bichon Frise

The Bichon in chiffon looks so frou 
That the crowd duly wowed has to coo 
‘Til the dog starts to droop
And its owner to scoop 
Some acutely embarrassing doo

The ...

Future Time Traveler Looks Back One Century Ago

...Future time traveler looks back one century ago

The following poem tweaked 
courtesy original author who crafted
literary endeavor some couple years ago.

Now circa August 20th, 2122, 
or 193...

God's Take Versus Human's Logic

...1st commandment "have no other god except me"
Should there be, He is impartial referee 

2nd commandment "do not make idols"
It simply makes the two seem equal

3rd commandment "take His name n...

Farchadat Alte Kaker Here At Highland Manor Apartments

...I (a youthful sexagenarian)
can no longer quip being
a country boy at heart,
but me as urban cowboy,
I declare would never 
so fuhgeddaboudit dear reader
nothing 'cept bucolic existence
labori...

This Wandering Mind

...How shall I deal with this wandering mind?
Meandering through a meadow of ideas,
Seeking truth among noxious weeds I find

Since early childhood I have been curious
Always sifting th...

Circa February 12th, 2122 10:30 Pm

...Circa February 12th, 2122 ~ 10:30 PM

Equals twenty one thirty 22:30 military time
future time traveler looks back one century ago,
oceanic waterways overladen with green slime,
yours truly atte...

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