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Kvetch Poems - Poems about Kvetch

Once again, yours truly takes poetic license
...Once again, yours truly takes poetic license. Whenever the missus irks me or complains... I tell her don't "Hock me in chinik" nor kvetch before long tête-à-tête escalates in2 Kanipshin whereby......

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Categories: kvetch, adventure, age, america, angel,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member On the Threshold of Depravities' Door
... I objestigate between arabesques and sleep, fugaciously spasmodic in fluxes and leaps. I'm indifferent to the misanthropic mocking, that welltering inflection that I call plockingism......

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Categories: kvetch, word play,
Form: Vogon Poetry



Premium Member No Rent-free for Me, Thanks
... Live free or die so defiant your sentiment No rent-free for me, thanks You kvetch and cry... I'll buy ~ farewell, foul-mouthed fellow tenant ......

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Categories: kvetch, freedom, home, irony, money,
Form: Rhyme
My JetBlue Flight
...I’m on an A320. It’s a plane that isn’t new, So everything on board is old Except, of course, the crew. The little TV screens don’t work Nor do the reading lights. There’s no place to plug ch......

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Categories: kvetch, flying,
Form: Rhyme
Future time traveler looks back one century ago
...Future time traveler looks back one century ago I exhibit health and virility at one hundred and 64 years astride planet earth, whereby spouse, (who remained married to yours truly for about o......

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Categories: kvetch, absence, adventure, anniversary, birth,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Dainty Vials of Nectar
...Dreaming of verdant meadows and amber acreage flush on the banks of a dazzling blue lake's ridge Jousting with villains for the hand of fair damsels or expounding the writ close by th......

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Categories: kvetch, adventure, destiny, happiness, nature,
Form: Couplet
If Life
...If life were always caviar And chocolate and champagne, We wouldn’t have the luxury Of getting to complain. And wouldn’t that be awful! Every human needs to kvetch. Come to think of it, both ......

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Categories: kvetch, how i feel, life,
Form: Rhyme
Shaggy Dog Limericks: the All-Time Best -- Vote For Your Favorite
...The Spaniel A Spaniel that uses its head Can tell when its owner’s unfed So instead of a duck That is down on its luck Will deliver a pizza instead The Afghan Hound The......

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Categories: kvetch, animal, cat, cute, dog,
Form: Limerick
Shaggy Dog Limericks Ii
...The Bichon Frise The Bichon in chiffon looks so frou That the crowd duly wowed has to coo ‘Til the dog starts to droop And its owner to scoop Some acutely embarrassing doo The ......

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Categories: kvetch, animal, cute, dog, funny,
Form: Limerick
Future Time Traveler Looks Back One Century Ago
...Future time traveler looks back one century ago The following poem tweaked courtesy original author who crafted literary endeavor some couple years ago. Now circa August 20th, 2122, or 193......

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Categories: kvetch, adventure, anniversary, appreciation, august,
Form: Rhyme
God's Take Versus Human's Logic
...1st commandment "have no other god except me" Should there be, He is impartial referee 2nd commandment "do not make idols" It simply makes the two seem equal 3rd commandment "take His name n......

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Categories: kvetch, abuse, best friend, bible,
Form: Couplet
Farchadat Alte Kaker Here At Highland Manor Apartments
...I (a youthful sexagenarian) can no longer quip being a country boy at heart, but me as urban cowboy, I declare would never so fuhgeddaboudit dear reader nothing 'cept bucolic existence labori......

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Categories: kvetch, adventure, atheist, character, confusion,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member This Wandering Mind
...How shall I deal with this wandering mind? Meandering through a meadow of ideas, Seeking truth among noxious weeds I find Since early childhood I have been curious Always sifting th......

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Categories: kvetch, how i feel, introspection,
Form: Terza Rima
Circa February 12th, 2122 10:30 Pm
...Circa February 12th, 2122 ~ 10:30 PM Equals twenty one thirty 22:30 military time future time traveler looks back one century ago, oceanic waterways overladen with green slime, yours truly atte......

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Categories: kvetch, absence, age, celebration, dark,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Diet-Rite
...Spoiled soy burgers and marshmallow spam Find all the worms in the uncured ham Mustard stew a la mode pistachio-flavored tongue of toad Dandelion roots in stuffing of turkey makes di......

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Categories: kvetch, food, giggle, health,
Form: Light Verse

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