Kiss My Ass Poems | Examples

Premium Member True Friends



I always knew you’d be there with your caring and concern.
I always knew you’d have my back when I had nowhere to turn.
I always knew I could count on your support no matter what.
All these things I always knew, but somehow you forgot.
Each day I’ve waited patiently for just one little word,
but the days go by and still I wait, my name never to be heard.
What keeps me going now is I know, with any luck,
I can tell you all to kiss my ass, ’cause I DON’T GIVE A !

Dinner's A Chore

DINNER’S A CHORE

Dinner, my turn, nothing in the fridge
Off to market, be gone a smidge
Car won’t start, battery’s dead
Jump it, full steam ahead
Old gossips in the aisle, won’t move aside
‘Scuse me’ I croon, but they get snide
Right back I get crass
Suggest they kiss my ass

Dr Pepper, my love

I want Dr. Pepper
a bottle won’t do
not a sprite or mountain dew
just Dr. Pepper my love
Dr. Pepper simply comes above
whatever shall I do
without my Dr. Pepper
the most beautiful of all drinks
not having Dr. Pepper stinks
my love for it will not pass
those other drinks can kiss my ass
only the dr of pepper will stay true to my heart
so good I could fill a whole shopping cart
if I had Dr. Pepper my day would be great
if Dr. Pepper was I man I’d turn straight 
my love for Dr. Pepper is insurmountable 
Dr. Pepper is unforgettable 
Dr. Pepper makes the world a better place 
and every night before dinner I’ll say my grace
and thank the Lord for Dr. Pepper


Still Middle Aged

I guess the question begs for an answer,
at what age does our life start to plummet?
When do all of those eager years of youth,
reach the peak and fall over the summit?

I wonder how old do we have to be,
before we will begin that downhill slide?
Towards that predictable river’s bend,
where uselessness and old age now reside?

Someone tell me exactly when it is,
that I will be knocking upon death’s door?
Face the fact there’s no hope for a future,
and stop asking for just a little more?

I have to admit some good days have passed,
maybe I am far from my youth filled prime.
I’m not going to sit and watch the clock, 
waiting for it to sound its final chime.

Some people say I am over the hill,
others say that is being way too kind.
I say that growing old can just kiss my ass,
because age is only a state of mind.

Premium Member Round House Ronda

Early got the Ronda round house
with a hi ya my head starts spinning
with a who's that
you can kiss my ass
he's got her fantasy kick on tap

Farewell

Farewell, Adios, Arrivederci. 
Please whatever you do. "TAKE THE WORDS PERSONALLY". . I don't want you, Nor do I need you.. Your someone from my past who had his chance.. Now all you can do is kiss my ass.. Just kiss it but don't you touch.. Smile and wave goodbye cus your outta luck..


Choosing To Heal

Sittin’ here just getting’ high-
Sharing stories between us guys

Am I dreaming sweetly or in a nightmare?
Does it matter?
Do I care?

I don’t need redemption or anything else-
I just want to learn to love myself!

Escaping reality & conquering fears 
have dulled some neuroses over the years

so much to give...so much to feel
No more eluding, I’m choosing to heal!

Come take a trip with me to a place we’ve never been
where we’ll create a world of holiness mixed with sin

Love and Hate, Peace and War – they all will be a part-
No exclusions or divisions is how it all will start

We’ll be crazily informed with our freedoms all intact
The government can kiss my ass-
There’ll be nothing that we lack!

It’s there for the taking so don’t be confused-
Join me on my journey, to hell with being abused!
____________________________________________

I don’t need redemption or anything else-
I just want to learn to love myself!

so much to give...so much to feel
No more eluding, I’m choosing to heal!


Kim Hilliker, 9/18/21

Premium Member Yesterday's Coffee

Got up from the sofa with sleep in my eyes 
As the dawn was beginning to break.
I went to the kitchen to clean up the mess 
From the previous evening’s mistake.
I’d thought it was worth it. I gave it a try, 
But my dinner plans didn’t go right.
We got past the entree and served the dessert 
When my ex and I started to fight.

She told me, “You ought to...” I answered, “No way!” 
Then she mockingly called me a fool.
I said she was pushy and oughta back off. 
She responded with more ridicule.
I called her a bully. She called me a bum 
And a loser, then said, “Kiss my ass!”
I gave her the finger and called her a witch 
As the cabernet flew from her glass.

I tried hard to duck, but I stumbled instead, 
Lost my balance and started to fall,
I grabbed for the tablecloth as I went down, 
But the act didn’t help me at all.
The glasses and dishes and chicken and sauce; 
Gotterdammerung down on the floor.
It all went to pieces, it all went to hell. 
My ex walked out slamming the door.

Yesterday’s coffee is bitter and cold 
As it pours dark as sin through the spout.
Yesterday’s love tastes exactly the same, 
But it’s something I’ll manage without.

Soul Seated

Dark as the night of 
the soul, 
That's seen a thousand
black holes 
You wait on all fours 
ready to kiss my ass-whole. 

You're hard, 
Coated in Sweet bliss
Crystalliss
That twinkles in the 
Tea Light. 

The dark horse 
Amongst a herd of
Leather suede and hide, 

I choose you
My perfect throne,
Regal and subdued
You're the perfect 
prelude
To one's raging 
Side.

A Winning Hand

Ask me to run a marathon
I would think you where off your head.
If you say something that worrys me
I could run two back to back in my head.
You look for peace in a tablet. 
And sanity from a therapists  chat.
In a world gone mad 
the past is lamented.
The future holds fear 
the present is a nightmare.
When the world as gone insane. 
Your mind is like a carousal 
running issues round and round. 
Your the clown at the carvival 
the joker in the pack. 
Wipe that fake smile of your face
the worry from your mind.
Deal yourself a royal flush 
and tell the world to kiss my ass.

Impromptu

when a perro 
meets a gato 
he just barks
and keeps 
barking

she simply 
turns around 
as if to say 
kiss my ass
doggie 

thoughts 
of doggie 
style
but 
i'm

not pure 
of breed
just a mutt 
that can't 
seem to 

shut up.

Just My Thinking

I’m attracted to you
I’m keeping it together like a lady
And I’m just being myself
Maybe just maybe
You’re the one for me
Maybe not
Who cares right now
I don’t care
Not even trying to be sexy
Just being me
Opps just burped
Didn’t mean to do that
That probably turned him off
Oh well
Why am I so nervous
He’s just a guy
Not the first or the last
Oh well, I did it and he don’t like it he can kiss my ass
Oh well, Guess that’s my last time seeing him 
Maybe it wasn’t meant to be

Premium Member The Yin Yang of Kiss My Ass

If I had to make a choice I would rather hate intelligently than to love stupidly.

Premium Member Upside Down World

There was once a snowman named Clyde
who showed all his underside.
When someone stopped and asked why
he was turned up to the sky?
“Kiss my ass was all he replied.”

12/28/17

You Wish You Were Me

Why is my name and Life experiences always on your Lips?
Are you using me as a guide in life? Or just giving out Tips?

I'm consistently hearing my name in all your conversations.
But always hearing you deliver it with such Negative Connotations.

And the stories you tell of me, are often "Not True".
Does my life in some way seem to bother you?

If so, then why does every morning start with you on my phone?
"Whatcha Doin?", "Where Ya Goin?", like my day sets your Tone.

Look....PLEASE Know this about me.....
Quite Frankly? I really "Don't Care" what other people think,
Even though your devious interpretations really do Stink!
See....those close to me will "Never believe" a word you say,
And those that do, AND YOU, well, Can Kiss my Ass anyway.
Yes, it's true! My Life's experiences are many! Both Good and Bad.
But the fact that your always telling it? Thats the thing that's Sad.
Cause it means you have "NO LIFE" and feel the need to degrade others.
I bet most people don't even like you, huh? Not even your Mother.
My guess is, your that last Dead branch on the Families Tree, 
So go find your Own experiences, cause I totally get why....
You "WISH YOU WERE ME"

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