Kiss My Ass Poems - Poems about Kiss My Ass

...DINNER’S A CHORE Dinner, my turn, nothing in the fridge Off to market, be gone a smidge Car won’t start, battery’s dead Jump it, full steam ahead Old gossips in the aisle, won’t move aside ‘S......

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...There once was a young man from Szechwan, who thought his prick looked like a pecan. He met Bertha Butts, who was hankering for nuts, so he gave her his pecan to chew on....

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...This Cowboy came into this world with nothing. So when you said you were leaving, I said " Fine." Now, I hope I Find a little Darling. That can take me out to dinner and fine dine. That can take......

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... Working night shift out on the retail floor, stocking cans and boxes till her back’s broke. Trying to live on minimum wage, eating PB and J and drinking generic coke. Cashiering all day at th......

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...I want Dr. Pepper a bottle won’t do not a sprite or mountain dew just Dr. Pepper my love Dr. Pepper simply comes above whatever shall I do without my Dr. Pepper the most beautiful of all drink......

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...Sonnet 7 New Wave It has been a long four years of pain, suffering, malice and being foolish The court jester in the house of white has been a liar, coward, and a donkey For four years eagle was p......

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...I guess the question begs for an answer, at what age does our life start to plummet? When do all of those eager years of youth, reach the peak and fall over the summit? I wonder how old do we h......

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... You know I could have been a rich man, maybe a Hollywood movie star. Or rocking out on some spot-lit stage, singing songs and playing my guitar. My fans would swoon and beg to touch me, and ......

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...Connie was a cheerleader bright white toothed smile bouncing boobs short skirt legs running long through school boy fantasies friday nights her stage crisp November air her makeup Robert was......

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...Early got the Ronda round house with a hi ya my head starts spinning with a who's that you can kiss my ass he's got her fantasy kick on tap......

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...You might think I’m crazy Some say I'm insane But when it comes to country music It takes me to another place It takes me back to those early days Me sitting by daddys side Listening to old H......

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...Farewell, Adios, Arrivederci. Please whatever you do. "TAKE THE WORDS PERSONALLY". . I don't want you, Nor do I need you.. Your someone from my past who had his chance.. Now all you can do is kiss ......

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...What have some people been doing Chasing innocent people Those of us with normal feelings We are being forced to hide Being told if we use their minds Ignoring everything we are told That we w......

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...I logged on to Face Book and, when my memories came came up, I saw this poem that I wrote January 2, 2020. I am editing it for January 2, 2022 as I see it. Oh One Oh Two Two Oh Two Two By Frankli......

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...Sittin’ here just getting’ high- Sharing stories between us guys Am I dreaming sweetly or in a nightmare? Does it matter? Do I care? I don’t need redemption or anything else- I just want to......

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