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True Friends

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I always knew you’d be there with your caring and concern.
I always knew you’d have my back when I had nowhere to turn.
I always knew I could count on your support no matter what.
All these ...

Dinner's A Chore

...DINNER’S A CHORE

Dinner, my turn, nothing in the fridge
Off to market, be gone a smidge
Car won’t start, battery’s dead
Jump it, full steam ahead
Old gossips in the aisle, won’t move aside
‘S...

Bunch of limericks and other funny tricks I

..."Okay, tell me, who's gonna be next?"
said the writer of the too-long text.
"No, please, not me," said the lean noun.
"Cut that fat verb there, two lines down."
And they all watche...

I Want To Leave This World With A Little Something

...This Cowboy came into this world with nothing.
So when you said you were leaving, I said
" Fine."
Now, I hope I Find a little Darling.
That can take me out to dinner and fine dine.
That can take...

Ain't Life Grand

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Working night shift out on the retail floor,
stocking cans and boxes till her back’s broke.
Trying to live on minimum wage,
eating PB and J and drinking generic coke.

Cashiering all day at th...

Dr Pepper, my love

...I want Dr. Pepper
a bottle won’t do
not a sprite or mountain dew
just Dr. Pepper my love
Dr. Pepper simply comes above
whatever shall I do
without my Dr. Pepper
the most beautiful of all drink...

Sonnet 7: New Wave

...Sonnet 7 New Wave
It has been a long four years of pain, suffering, malice and being foolish
The court jester in the house of white has been a liar, coward, and a donkey
For four years eagle was p...

Still Middle Aged

...I guess the question begs for an answer,
at what age does our life start to plummet?
When do all of those eager years of youth,
reach the peak and fall over the summit?

I wonder how old do we h...

Old Man Doubt

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You know I could have been a rich man,
maybe a Hollywood movie star.
Or rocking out on some spot-lit stage,
singing songs and playing my guitar.

My fans would swoon and beg to touch me,
and ...

Connie Was a Cheerleader

...Connie was a cheerleader
bright white toothed smile
bouncing boobs
short skirt legs running long
through school boy fantasies
friday nights her stage
crisp November air her makeup

Robert was...

Round House Ronda

...Early got the Ronda round house
with a hi ya my head starts spinning
with a who's that
you can kiss my ass
he's got her fantasy kick on tap...

Needle On the Vinyl

...You might think I’m crazy
Some say I'm insane
But when it comes to country music
It takes me to another place

It takes me back to those early days
Me sitting by daddys side
Listening to old H...

Farewell

...Farewell, Adios, Arrivederci. 
Please whatever you do. "TAKE THE WORDS PERSONALLY". . I don't want you, Nor do I need you.. Your someone from my past who had his chance.. Now all you can do is kiss ...

Some People

...What have some people been doing
Chasing innocent people 
Those of us with normal feelings
We are being forced to hide
Being told if we use their minds
Ignoring everything we are told
That we w...

Oh One Oh Two Two Oh Two Two

...I logged on to Face Book and, when my memories came came up, I saw this poem that I wrote January 2, 2020. I am editing it for January 2, 2022 as I see it.

Oh One Oh Two Two Oh Two Two
By Frankli...

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