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Premium Member I Want To Leave This World With A Little Something
This Cowboy came into this world with nothing.
So when you said you were leaving, I said
" Fine."
Now I hope I'll find me a little something.
That can take me out to dinner, and fine dine.
 ...

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Categories: kiss my ass, character, funny, goodbye, humor,
Form: Light Verse



Like the Frightened Jackrabbit, I Run Away From Love
Jump up and down like a jackrabbit
running through meadows
running from what?
Could it be heartbreak,
a venemous snake that hides in the grass,
hiding with fangs ready to pierce the tender skin
upon the tight, bronze flesh of everyday...

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Categories: kiss my ass, beautiful, beauty, courage, cry, dark, depression, desire,
Form: Free verse
Flames of Gold
Flames of Gold

Just like the famed Kidd Capre I'm out here building up my sweet legacy
Have you ever been down to the lowest pit & you realized no one gives a shit
life can be so...

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Categories: kiss my ass, art, autumn, rap,
Form: Free verse
Gangsta
Im Saven my freestyle rhymes so I got da proof n soon I'll be raising da mothaen roof, feeling bullet proof..with all my skills shining through..my competitors ain't know what to do.. when I grab...

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Categories: kiss my ass, hip hop,
Form: Diamante
Premium Member Dedicated To Donald Trump
Dedicated to Donald Duck


You are greatly admired
By the following
The deplorables

Kellyanne Conway
   She will con you all the way!
Adolph Hitler
Joseph Stalin
Mussolini
Sarah Palin
Pol Pot
Vladimir Putin
Saudi Royals
Palestinian boils
Tayyip Erdogan
Rudy Giuliani
Mike Pence
Chris Christie
Fran Drescher
Denis Rodman
Jesse Ventura
Astor Mark...

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Categories: kiss my ass, bible, butterfly, death, nonsense, philosophy, political, rude,
Form: Free verse



Afraid Of
Afraid of

What am I afraid of...Really.
 is what scares me in thought, silly?
 What I'm afraid of ...
 is my Life never having meaning;
 to never reach my full potential is what my soul be...

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Categories: kiss my ass, addiction, courage, imagery, metaphor,
Form: ABC
Skinny Girls Go Back To School
Skinny girls go back to school
Waiters wait in process lines
Tears fall faster
I want to start smoking
It’s getting bad
I will slice myself
I will rip me apart
And fall
The bag I am holding is none 
Of your business....

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Categories: kiss my ass, angst, people, journey, me, people,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Bukowski
Was it said before? Sure.
Was it said this way? I doubt it.
Perspective is in no way obscure,
And his works are nothing without it.

His motivation’s observed in daily life,
Misery, not just some vague inspiration.
He begs for...

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Categories: kiss my ass, abuse, addiction, america, culture, death, depression, environment,
Form: Rhyme
My Mom Didn'T Understand
My Mom didn't understand
why I had quit High School, 
it had nothing to do with the kids
I didn't find them to be cruel.

I had a lot of friendships
ones I will never forget,
they helped me when I...

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Categories: kiss my ass, abuse, april,
Form: Rhyme
Needle On the Vinyl
You might think I’m crazy
Some say I'm insane
But when it comes to country music
It takes me to another place

It takes me back to those early days
Me sitting by daddys side
Listening to old Hank Williams
Sing I'm...

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Categories: kiss my ass, father son, love, nostalgia,
Form: Lyric
Sperm Donor
Thinking back To the past
I always knew it wouldn’t last
You were nothing more than a dumb ass
With no class

Just a clown
Who wanted to sling his dick around 
All over town
You used to keep me down

What...

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Categories: kiss my ass, forgiveness, daughter, me, daughter, me,
Form: I do not know?
All You Critics Suck
All You Critics Suck

excuse me what did you fart
 you always got something to bitch about
 nothing is every good enough for you
 you have bitten off far more then you could chew

 still your...

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Categories: kiss my ass, analogy, anxiety, art,
Form: Free verse
Battlecry
Tales were told of the woman who felt like a girl
Weak and shameful
Deplorable and contemptible

Who was this..thing, that dare walk upon our land
What evil could she posses to make her think she had the balls?

ME!

I...

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Categories: kiss my ass, abuse, celebration, dance, depression, endurance, growth, heart,
Form: Free verse
Old Man Doubt
You know I could have been a rich man,
maybe a Hollywood movie star.
Or rocking out on some spot-lit stage,
singing songs and playing my guitar.

My fans would swoon and beg to touch me,
and they would tell...

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Categories: kiss my ass, poetry,
Form: Lyric
Her Worth
I know a girl who doesn't know what she is worth
I tell her all the time, she is the most precious thing on this earth
but my words go in one ear and right out the...

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Categories: kiss my ass, beauty, happiness, love, words, world, me,
Form: Lyric
You Wish You Were Me
Why is my name and Life experiences always on your Lips?
Are you using me as a guide in life? Or just giving out Tips?

I'm consistently hearing my name in all your conversations.
But always hearing you...

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Categories: kiss my ass, betrayal, character, discrimination, hate, identity, psychological, wisdom,
Form: Sonnet
Premium Member Yesterday's Coffee
Got up from the sofa with sleep in my eyes 
As the dawn was beginning to break.
I went to the kitchen to clean up the mess 
From the previous evening’s mistake.
I’d thought it was worth...

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Categories: kiss my ass, break up,
Form: Lyric
Freedom Song
Well and today I am finally free of the past
no one's gonna tell me what to do anymore
no, everybody can just kiss my ass...
THIS IS MY FREEDOM SONG and now
I am like a gypsy just...

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© Bo Lanier  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: kiss my ass, feelings, freedom, inspiration,
Form: Free verse
Choosing To Heal
Sittin’ here just getting’ high-
Sharing stories between us guys

Am I dreaming sweetly or in a nightmare?
Does it matter?
Do I care?

I don’t need redemption or anything else-
I just want to learn to love myself!

Escaping reality &...

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Categories: kiss my ass, abuse, appreciation, celebration, courage,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Laugh With Jack Number 4
You can't commit suicide by holding your breath
Going to try it now my good friends
If it works it's been great knowing you guys
If  my  poe-m  e-n-d-s  h-e-r-e  t-h-e-n-n-n-n-n . ....

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Categories: kiss my ass, humorous,
Form: Quatrain
Cruel World
I lay my body on this heap,
My eyes are weary and longing for sleep.
As the world gets darker and begins to swirl,
For this poet has found comfort in a suicide pill. 
My  body will...

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Categories: kiss my ass, death, life, lost love, sad, world, longing,
Form: Rhyme
Brush It Off
A lot has happened the past few months and days,
But we pulled through and made it past that part of the maze.
I don’t know what is yet to come,
or what to prep to get it...

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Categories: kiss my ass, poetry,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member Take a Knee
Take a Knee
By Franklin Price
9/28/2017

Take a knee to praise the Lord
Not for discord, we can't afford
Not in the venue of your work
Play football there, don't be a jerk

Don't use the flag to have your say
That's...

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Categories: kiss my ass, anger, change, freedom, introspection, jobs, prejudice, religion,
Form: Couplet
Little Miss
Little Miss Princess.
Little Miss Me.
Little Miss Oreo.
Little Miss Believe.

Little Miss Hopeful.
Little Miss Naive.
Little Miss Trustworthy.
Little Miss Decieved.

Little Miss Too Caring.
Little Miss Watch Out.
Little Miss Can't Let Go.
Little Miss Remember Every Thought.

Little Miss I Love You.
Little...

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Categories: kiss my ass, funny, introspection, philosophymiss you, miss you,
Form: Quatrain
Still Middle Aged
I guess the question begs for an answer,
at what age does our life start to plummet?
When do all of those eager years of youth,
reach the peak and fall over the summit?

I wonder how old do...

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Categories: kiss my ass, poetry,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Reflection on the Important Things