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Premium Member How My Sister and I Duped a Crook - 1st Half
1st Half - because of Poetry Soup's file size limitations -

                      How My Sister...

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Categories: kiss my ass, humor,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Oh One Oh Two Two Oh Two Two
I logged on to Face Book and, when my memories came came up, I saw this poem that I wrote January 2, 2020. I am editing it for January 2, 2022 as I see it.

Oh...

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Categories: kiss my ass, america,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Oh One Oh Two Two Oh Two Oh
Oh One Oh Two Two Oh Two Oh
By Franklin Price
01/02/2020

Oh one oh two two oh two oh
Alliteration as we go
I hope the twenties, will be fun
For this our century twenty-one

First twenty years are over now
We...

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Categories: kiss my ass, america, political,
Form: Couplet
Writing Game Is On - Part 1
WRITING GAME IS ON Part 1

Writing game is on as long as I’m here,
There with tears as I train your mind to be strong,
Right or wrong, with no strain have sight, not to entertain,
The main...

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© Quincy Mac  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: kiss my ass, allegory, lost, meaningful, nature, slavery, spiritual,
Form: Epic
Make America Great Again Huh
"Let's Make America Great Again!" *Sigh*
Great catch phrase! But...It's a ruse!...It's a lie!
Let's put the cards on the table! Shall we...Why?
(Your Brothers and Sisters will probably die!)
The words are the shallows of a deeper intent
Meant...

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Categories: kiss my ass, america, conflict, corruption, humanity, leadership, rights, war,
Form: Rhyme



Like the Frightened Jackrabbit, I Run Away From Love
Jump up and down like a jackrabbit
running through meadows
running from what?
Could it be heartbreak,
a venemous snake that hides in the grass,
hiding with fangs ready to pierce the tender skin
upon the tight, bronze flesh of everyday...

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Categories: kiss my ass, beautiful, beauty, courage, cry, dark, depression, desire,
Form: Free verse
Flames of Gold
Flames of Gold

Just like the famed Kidd Capre I'm out here building up my sweet legacy
Have you ever been down to the lowest pit & you realized no one gives a shit
life can be so...

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Categories: kiss my ass, art, autumn, rap,
Form: Free verse
Gangsta
Im Saven my freestyle rhymes so I got da proof n soon I'll be raising da mothaen roof, feeling bullet proof..with all my skills shining through..my competitors ain't know what to do.. when I grab...

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Categories: kiss my ass, hip hop,
Form: Diamante
Premium Member Dedicated To Donald Trump
Dedicated to Donald Duck


You are greatly admired
By the following
The deplorables

Kellyanne Conway
   She will con you all the way!
Adolph Hitler
Joseph Stalin
Mussolini
Sarah Palin
Pol Pot
Vladimir Putin
Saudi Royals
Palestinian boils
Tayyip Erdogan
Rudy Giuliani
Mike Pence
Chris Christie
Fran Drescher
Denis Rodman
Jesse Ventura
Astor Mark...

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Categories: kiss my ass, bible, butterfly, death, nonsense, philosophy, political, rude,
Form: Free verse
So That Was How the Beautiful Piece of Heaven They Had On Earth Stopped Existing
We live in a world full of anger, hate, mistrust, fear and hypocrisy, but it wasn’t meant that way. Once upon a time, thousands of years ago God created a green, pretty and healthy planet...

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Categories: kiss my ass, adventure, animals, death, fear, life, loss, beautiful,
Form: Narrative
Afraid Of
Afraid of

What am I afraid of...Really.
 is what scares me in thought, silly?
 What I'm afraid of ...
 is my Life never having meaning;
 to never reach my full potential is what my soul be...

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Categories: kiss my ass, addiction, courage, imagery, metaphor,
Form: ABC
Roloc Otni Nrut Lliw Ti Noos Tub Etihw Dna Kcalb Ni Sit
IT’S IN BLACK AND WHITE BUT SOON IT WILL TURN INTO COLOR

You cannot be a dog if you’re a cat
You cannot be an elephant if you’re a monkey
You cannot make a zebra into a rat
And...

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Categories: kiss my ass, angstamerica, hate, kiss, me, men, racism, sick,
Form: Free verse
It Is In Black and White But Soon I Will Turn Into Color
IT’S IN BLACK AND WHITE BUT SOON IT WILL TURN INTO COLOR

You cannot be a dog if you’re a cat
You cannot be an elephant if you’re a monkey
You cannot make a zebra into a rat
And...

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Categories: kiss my ass, angst, america, hate, kiss, me, men, racism,
Form: Monorhyme
Skinny Girls Go Back To School
Skinny girls go back to school
Waiters wait in process lines
Tears fall faster
I want to start smoking
It’s getting bad
I will slice myself
I will rip me apart
And fall
The bag I am holding is none 
Of your business....

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Categories: kiss my ass, angst, people, journey, me, people,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Bukowski
Was it said before? Sure.
Was it said this way? I doubt it.
Perspective is in no way obscure,
And his works are nothing without it.

His motivation’s observed in daily life,
Misery, not just some vague inspiration.
He begs for...

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Categories: kiss my ass, abuse, addiction, america, culture, death, depression, environment,
Form: Rhyme
My Mom Didn'T Understand
My Mom didn't understand
why I had quit High School, 
it had nothing to do with the kids
I didn't find them to be cruel.

I had a lot of friendships
ones I will never forget,
they helped me when I...

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Categories: kiss my ass, abuse, april,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Governmental Fools
Governmental Fools
By Franklin Price
1/20/2018

The President, House and Senate
Mostly made of stupid fools
The parties they belong to,
Not each person, makes the  rules.

Few of them are willing
To reach across the aisle
Only flip a single finger
As they...

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Categories: kiss my ass, political,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Emotional Intelligence
Can ‘Religious’ folk claim a connection with God
who refuse to condemn the cops’ stopping of those
(who refuse to obey), who retreat from police
at a walk (not a run), and get shot in the back
for this...

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Categories: kiss my ass, faith, political,
Form: Rhyme
Needle On the Vinyl
You might think I’m crazy
Some say I'm insane
But when it comes to country music
It takes me to another place

It takes me back to those early days
Me sitting by daddys side
Listening to old Hank Williams
Sing I'm...

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Categories: kiss my ass, father son, love, nostalgia,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member November Ninth the President
November Ninth the President
By Franklin Price
11/9/2016

November ninth the president elect is thought to be:
Donald Trump with outside chance will get the victory.
It's nip and tuck and hardly fought; the vote count is not done.
There are...

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Categories: kiss my ass, political,
Form: Couplet
What Defines Us?
What defines us in a world so undefined?
What expresses us when expressions are oppressed?
Why strive for perfection which is clearly impossible.
Why go for it all when all is too much to handle.
Why worry about the...

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Categories: kiss my ass, confusionworld, freedom,
Form: I do not know?
Sperm Donor
Thinking back To the past
I always knew it wouldn’t last
You were nothing more than a dumb ass
With no class

Just a clown
Who wanted to sling his dick around 
All over town
You used to keep me down

What...

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Categories: kiss my ass, forgiveness, daughter, me, daughter, me,
Form: I do not know?
The Interview
a.“so, tell me a little about yourself.”
b.”well, i enjoy hang gliding.”
a.”ah ha.”
a.”oh, i’m sorry…did you mean that i should tell you something about myself that really relates to this company?”
a.”well now, that’s not exactly what...

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Categories: kiss my ass, life, me, may, me,
Form: Free verse
Connie Was a Cheerleader
Connie was a cheerleader
bright white toothed smile
bouncing boobs
short skirt legs running long
through school boy fantasies
friday nights her stage
crisp November air her makeup

Robert was a loner
a stoner
bad clear down to the core
shriveled up inside
Salvation Army furniture
Batman...

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Categories: kiss my ass, poetry,
Form: Free verse
All You Critics Suck
All You Critics Suck

excuse me what did you fart
 you always got something to bitch about
 nothing is every good enough for you
 you have bitten off far more then you could chew

 still your...

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Categories: kiss my ass, analogy, anxiety, art,
Form: Free verse

Book: Reflection on the Important Things