You Wish You Were Me

Why is my name and Life experiences always on your Lips? Are you using me as a guide in life? Or just giving out Tips? I'm consistently hearing my name in all your conversations. But always hearing you deliver it with such Negative Connotations. And the stories you tell of me, are often "Not True". Does my life in some way seem to bother you? If so, then why does every morning start with you on my phone? "Whatcha Doin?", "Where Ya Goin?", like my day sets your Tone. Look....PLEASE Know this about me..... Quite Frankly? I really "Don't Care" what other people think, Even though your devious interpretations really do Stink! See....those close to me will "Never believe" a word you say, And those that do, AND YOU, well, Can Kiss my Ass anyway. Yes, it's true! My Life's experiences are many! Both Good and Bad. But the fact that your always telling it? Thats the thing that's Sad. Cause it means you have "NO LIFE" and feel the need to degrade others. I bet most people don't even like you, huh? Not even your Mother. My guess is, your that last Dead branch on the Families Tree, So go find your Own experiences, cause I totally get why.... You "WISH YOU WERE ME"