Keister Poems - Poems about Keister

...neither cleanliness nor godliness do I abide rather yours truly doth thrive on keeping the ethos, mythos, and pathos of Pigpen alive subjected to eternal abomination, brutalization, condemnatio......

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...Blech - impossible mission to savor mug of ginger tea... When the entire mug awash with floating leavings by golly by gosh, sipping said herbal brew analogous challenge to eat spaghetti squas......

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...Roses are red and grown by my own see-ster Violets are just a pain in my keister Though I came here to say Happy Valentine’s Day I long to kiss your tulips come this Easter ......

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...We've been having a "Bash Santa" week, but I wrote limericks this morning about Putin breaking his tailbone. So, Tom suggested we have a "Bash Putin" week. Here are three more from me. Please join......

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...Spring Sun blessed her right on Easter ~ Summer Sun tanned her on her keister......

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...Which is trickier, slipping or sliding? The ice out there is a hard quarter inch. Which is riskier, gripping or gliding? I'm digging down deep in the workroom bench; I remember they are ......

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...Hey Mr. Fireman, save him but not her. She’s mean and horrible, and she has a bee up her keister. Which one? He asks me, pointing from one to the other. Good grief! He cannot tell a man from a w......

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...It was freezing so, and cold winds did blow As I walked slowly through the fallen snow But I slipped on some ice My keister paid the price Tried getting up, but down again I'd go 12-29-20......

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...When was the last time I scampered About six years ago Thursday, a disaster Fell on my keister My buttocks or beeper Scampered one more time when I got plastered<>...

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...Biological parents minted circa December 1st, 1957 Amelie Beth Harris fresh out womb blurted "ahoy" melded as genetic deoxynucleic acid alloy awkward first time parents natural affection di......

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...Sleeping Beauty move over, you got fierce competition Ain't no vicious rumor, but dead serious joke cuz no princess can kiss bajillion times to get yours truly woke ah... just one garden va......

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...cuz poisonous toxins sting like scorpions severely crimping ability to sit down absorption radiating throughout every cell guaranteeing abstention against hidebound contract, no ifs, ands, nor......

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...End of summer countdown before school year... countless decades graduating contemptible cum laude hence same time frame every August since...the stone temple pilot age, this beastie boy fl......

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...Tired of feeling sleepy today - August 17th, 2019 Lashed with fatigue, eye cannot fend off lethargy hazy, hot, humid weather zaps mental physical, and spiritual energy even men of cloth vario......

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...Bums are funny, I don't know why giggling 'til I nearly cry- Silly nicknames are so much fun like tuchis, tail, rump or buns Some are dainty, sweet or cutesy like heinie, cheeks, and petoots......

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