Carrie Richards Poet Limerick

Out-Foxed By a Mongrel

They said, "his bark is much worse than his bite"
So, I opened  the gate, without fright
But the beast would outwit me !
In the keister, he bit me!!
He will feast on my trousers tonight !
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5/4/15  For John Freeman's Contest : Dumb and Dumber Quotations
(Never trust someone who says "his bark is much worse than his bite".... !! LOL !)

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Joseph May June 20, 2015 at 12:32 PM Congrats on a great win Carrie....

Andrea Dietrich June 19, 2015 at 5:00 PM cute one!! Congrats, Carrie.

Jan Allison June 19, 2015 at 2:14 AM Very witty Carrie many congrats:-) hugs Jan xx

Skat A June 19, 2015 at 12:01 AM Congrats on your win. **SKAT**

Poet Destroyer A June 18, 2015 at 11:10 PM Carrie, thank you for the very sweet comment. :) Congratulations on your Dumb and Dumber Personal quote win.... WUV ~LINDA~

John Freeman June 18, 2015 at 11:05 PM Beautiful Carrie, very witty loved it! Agape, Moses

Lindsay Laurie May 4, 2015 at 10:06 PM G'day Carrie... thanks for the chuckle Carrie. Better off feasting on your trousers than you I suppose - Lindsay

John Williams May 4, 2015 at 6:14 PM Well done Carrie-made me laugh---kind regards---John

Jerry T Curtis May 4, 2015 at 5:19 PM Better your trouser than your wowzer, lol

James Peranteau May 4, 2015 at 5:18 PM Your Limerick came a little late dear poet....I'd say, 30 years late ! *smiles* Loved this Limerick Carrie ! Have a wonderful week........much love, james

Jaycee Cervenka May 4, 2015 at 5:01 PM So very cute Carrie! Lets hope your pants is all he got his teeth into..OUCH! ~Jan