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Last Time I Scampered

When was the last time I scampered About six years ago Thursday, a disaster Fell on my keister My buttocks or beeper Scampered one more time when I got plastered<>

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Theresa M. Cash

Date: 5/13/2020 6:33:00 PM

This poem sure gave me the giggles Happy Jack, so glad I stopped by to read some of your funnies. Hopefully you didn't hurt your keister to much.

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/13/2020 7:07:00 PM

So happy to hear from you again, Theresa my love! Glad to hear it gave you some giggles! Come by again, sweetie... love, Happy Jack XOX

John Lawless

Date: 5/13/2020 9:45:00 AM

Jack the title of this should be a contest theme

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/13/2020 10:17:00 AM

Not into contests but if I was I would take your advice my friend! LOL Thanks Sir John!

Tom Cunningham

Date: 5/13/2020 8:14:00 AM

You remember the day too. Plastered over here means getting legless from drink lol

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/13/2020 8:28:00 AM

Here too! LOL

Charlie Smith

Date: 5/13/2020 7:26:00 AM

Plastered Scampers can't be good, not for 35's...

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/13/2020 7:51:00 AM

They are a disaster as you must know!!! LOL Face injuries hurt! Have good 'un you old geezer! LOL

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib

Date: 5/13/2020 7:26:00 AM

I never took you for much of a scamp. ;), Good morning hugs my sweet Happy Jack! The sun is shining ~ xomo! <3

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/13/2020 7:55:00 AM

Yep... ALL sun! Now if it could maybe warm up a tad! YEP! Uh what's a tad??? Good morning love Miss Mo! XOX