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Last Time I Scampered

When was the last time I scampered
About six years ago Thursday, a disaster
Fell on my keister
My buttocks or beeper
Scampered one more time when I got plastered<>

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2020

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Theresa M. Cash

May 13, 2020 at 6:33 PM

This poem sure gave me the giggles Happy Jack, so glad I stopped by to read some of your funnies. Hopefully you didn't hurt your keister to much.

May 13, 2020 at 7:07 PM

So happy to hear from you again, Theresa my love! Glad to hear it gave you some giggles! Come by again, sweetie... love, Happy Jack XOX

May 13, 2020 at 9:45 AM

Jack the title of this should be a contest theme

May 13, 2020 at 10:17 AM

Not into contests but if I was I would take your advice my friend! LOL Thanks Sir John!

May 13, 2020 at 8:14 AM

You remember the day too. Plastered over here means getting legless from drink lol

May 13, 2020 at 8:28 AM

Here too! LOL

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

May 13, 2020 at 7:26 AM

I never took you for much of a scamp. ;), Good morning hugs my sweet Happy Jack! The sun is shining ~ xomo! <3

May 13, 2020 at 7:55 AM

Yep... ALL sun! Now if it could maybe warm up a tad! YEP! Uh what's a tad??? Good morning love Miss Mo! XOX

May 13, 2020 at 7:26 AM

Plastered Scampers can't be good, not for 35's...

May 13, 2020 at 7:51 AM

They are a disaster as you must know!!! LOL Face injuries hurt! Have good 'un you old geezer! LOL

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