Rose Is R-Red

Roses are red and grown by my own see-ster
Violets are just a pain in my keister
Though I came here to say
Happy Valentine’s Day
I long to kiss your tulips come this Easter
Copyright © | Year Posted 2024

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Sambourne Avatar
February 15, 2024 at 5:50 AM
Just a terrifically funny posting, David. A true winner. Congratulations! Brian
Kendrick Avatar
February 6, 2024 at 8:27 AM
Congratulations on your winner in the Valentine limerick contest. Way to go. Sara K
Flood Avatar
February 5, 2024 at 3:29 PM
But David, I’m not that kind of boy! Congrats on a worthy win anyway.
Dietrich Avatar
February 4, 2024 at 3:26 PM
great word play. Big congrats on your win
Fowler Avatar
February 4, 2024 at 9:42 AM
LOL David. So clever and cute. Congratulations! :)
Kitchin Avatar
February 4, 2024 at 8:44 AM
David, congratulations on your winning placement with your funny limerick!
Goldsmith Avatar
February 4, 2024 at 7:31 AM
Congratulations on your win. I enjoyed reading your cute/fun Limerick write. Have a blessed day with your win..................
Beaufort Avatar
January 31, 2024 at 8:20 AM
OMG, so many puns. This is very good really. And so appropriate for the upcoming holiday such as it is.
M  Avatar
January 30, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Funny and a wee bit naughty David!! Ha….Debx
Edmonds  Avatar
January 29, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Great Limerick David, the ‘Tulip Limerick’ is red and double, so you get two kisses instead of one. Beryl
Kendrick Avatar
January 27, 2024 at 4:19 AM
Good one, David. I guess soon you will know if that line will work. Thanks for sharing and for dropping by my page. Sara K
Rodrigues Avatar
January 24, 2024 at 4:10 AM
Very funny, Poet!
Wolf Avatar
January 23, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Ha, ha. Very clever, sir. Keep smiling, gw
Brotherton Avatar
January 23, 2024 at 5:32 PM
A brilliant limerick David.
Baker Avatar
January 23, 2024 at 5:03 PM
A very good limerick poem, David. Now I see how it's done. :-) Good luck this Easter. Bill
Greenhough Avatar
January 23, 2024 at 4:52 PM
I'm enjoying your limericks again. I don't know how you come up with them, but each one is different. Thanks. Good read.
Baker Avatar
January 23, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Thanks for the comment, Hilda. I think of them all the time while I'm driving, but most aren't poetry soup worthy. I still post some of them anyway. LOL Have a pleasant evening, my friend. Bill
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