Short Keister Poems
Short Keister Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Keister by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Keister by length and keyword.
Roses are red and grown by my own see-ster
Violets are just a pain in my keister
Though I came here to say
Happy Valentine’s Day
I long to kiss your tulips come this Easter
Categories:
keister, flower, valentines day,
Form:
Limerick
When was the last time I scampered
About six years ago Thursday, a disaster
Fell on my keister
My buttocks or beeper
Scampered one more time when I got plastered<>
Categories:
keister, repetition,
Form:
Limerick
By Angeline Vine
He went through the morning
ritual
Scooping spoons of coffee
One . .
Two . . .
Three . .
Four . .
and one to grow on!
Suddenly, his keister felt
a slap
Categories:
keister, age, birthday, memory, morning,
Form:
Free verse
Number 12: Bet you just realized that was downright silly
Twelve comes after ten by about two or three
Failed mathematics
Also acrobatics
Once fell on my keister ripping my pretty silk saree
Categories:
keister, silly,
Form:
Limerick
It was freezing so, and cold winds did blow
As I walked slowly through the fallen snow
But I slipped on some ice
My keister paid the price
Tried getting up, but down again I'd go
12-29-2020
Winter Snow Or Ice Limerick Contest
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin
Categories:
keister, snow,
Form:
Limerick
They said, "his bark is much worse than his bite"
So, I opened the gate, without fright
But the beast would outwit me !
In the keister, he bit me!!
He will feast on my trousers tonight !
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5/4/15 For John Freeman's Contest : Dumb and Dumber Quotations
(Never trust someone who says "his bark is much worse than his bite".... !! LOL !)
Categories:
keister, animal, dog, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Keister and Easter
Will have to get off my kind keister;
Write some more poems after Easter;
What I found in poem to be surprising
was there was no mentioning of arising.
Many problems we may have to face;
Kids left egg shells all over the place,
And after more and more surmising
Christ's death started a civil up rising.
Jim Horn
Wow. Five limericks in one hour.
Can you beat that?
Categories:
keister, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Hey Mr. Fireman, save him but not her.
She’s mean and horrible, and she has a bee up her keister.
Which one? He asks me, pointing from one to the other.
Good grief! He cannot tell a man from a woman?
They cannot train firemen any better than that these days?
This is nuts!
The big one! I yelled. “Don’t save the big one!”
The big one was rescued unfortunately, and
Gave me the horrible algebra test I was hoping to get out of on Thursday.
Categories:
keister, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form:
Free verse