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Junk Poems - Poems about Junk

Premium Member Yeah, I know my poetic oeuvre contains a fair bit of junk but
Yeah, my poetic oeuvre contains a fair bit of junk. But then even God created something called a skunk. In the works of all unparalleled thinkers, you can expect to find quite a few genuine stinkers. Most attempts at art never attains great heights ~ most just immediately goes kerplunk. Bonus verse I don't take myself too seriously. If I ever did, it...

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Categories: junk, art, humor, poetry, writing,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member CIRO GARGANO JUNK SICK OFFICERS
IT WAS 1984 DURING AN ELECTION CIRO GARGANO RAN THIS SMALL TOWN OUTSIDE GREATLAKES NAVY BASE WITH HIS DRUG CARTEL AND AN IRON FIST OF CORRUPTION HE BLACKMAILED THE ENTIRE CITY SEVERAL OFFICERS SELLING HIS DRUGS USING HIS DRUGS THIS RESULTED IN OFFICER KEVIN ALCOTT MICHEAL DAVIS OWEN CHRISTIANSEN FINALLY RECIEVING MILLION DOLLAR LAW...

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Categories: junk, allah,
Form: Naat



Premium Member Untitled
there was an old man named Ford who thought history was absurd he said it was all bunk then his company produced a junk and the Edsel historically became the car most abhorred ...

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Categories: junk, car,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member My Junk Drawer Explained in Rhyme
My mingle-mangle mismash mixed bag of stuff Is a pastiche, potpourri, patchwork of remnants rough The accumulation of this junk was not so very tough Feather dusters, ink wells, rulers, silver links of cuff Pincushions, a beaver tail, old Spice, smelly snuff Nails, shoe polish, tape, puffer that does not still puff Potholders, elf statue, rags to give car a buff Petrified...

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Categories: junk, women,
Form: Monorhyme
Premium Member Make America Eat Junk-Food Again
~ A Little Post-Election Humor Never Hurts ~ Old McDonald’s had a roadside stand “Make America Eat Junk-Food Again” And at that roadside stand was RFK eating processed food, Ole! Old McDonald’s had a kiosk...

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Categories: junk, food, giggle, humor, hyperbole,
Form: Couplet



Premium Member my junk drawer
huggermugger jinglejangle of mishmashed stuff land in the junk drawer amid pencils and sandpaper rough I sorted it a month ago down to sixteen mere things now there is pink playdough blue ribbons and six gemstone rings cleaning it is fruitless a wasted effort to me I refuse to take total blame and watch a bit more TV Gnomes toss stuff in there in the middle of the...

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Categories: junk, me,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member junk drawer clean up
junk drawer clean-up is scheduled today tape ribbons rubber bands pencils pens rulers small notebooks matches candles bungee cords dog collar flashlight wrench pliers scissors maple syrup packets I need all of these things I think as I shut the drawer....

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Categories: junk, irony,
Form: List
Premium Member multifariousness of my junk drawer
the multifariousness of my junk drawer holds secrets, stories, gadgets, humor, and much more bungee cords, cameras, pliers, tape and string a rubber chicken leg, buzzer bell with an ominous ring hard cinnamon roll, which fell in yesterday blue yoyo, ketchup packet, a tiny nosegay such a variety of goodies I have to admit if my mother saw it, she would have...

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Categories: junk, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member This Poem Ain't Junk
Drunk, in a funk, a lowly punk, I shrunk from a skunk. It stunk. Away I slunk. I too stunk, I thunk. I took a dunk and sunk. A chunk or hunk of B.S. or bunk? Please debunk....

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Categories: junk, animal, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Junk
The world's rarest treasures are other people's junk...

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Categories: junk, art,
Form: Monoku
Junk Drawer
The junk drawer of my mind processes MOMENTO, like golden Ark Dulcimer, Cimbalom that shatters the font of unfinished sound, into pixels of mime, song bound, PUZZLE PIECE orchestrated by the filter of Time In swirling depths of thoughts refined, sorted, assorted, twine. The junk drawer of my mind resides, to be found again. A hope chest realm...

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Categories: junk, art,
Form: Other
Junk
mountain of things we throw unneeded items stacked in drawers rotten meat , fermented food we eat junk and then junk eats us heaps of trash, that's our treasure rusted cars will soon be a wreckage Oh! Let's bring new junk, get rid of the old...

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Categories: junk, city,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Junk
JUNK Achievements of life turning meaningless - useless well preserved in mind. ...

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Categories: junk, how i feel,
Form: Tanka
Premium Member Junk
"One man's trash is another man's treasure" Old English Proverb Just because you think some thing is too old or has become Useless doesn’t mean it should be tossed out. Here is a hint: Never think another would not want it. You might feel dumb Knowing an old record you’d thrown away was worth a mint!...

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Categories: junk, loss,
Form: Acrostic
Premium Member Junk
"Nothing haunts us like the junk we didn't buy." ...

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Categories: junk, funny,
Form: Rhyme

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