Short Junk Poems
Short Junk Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Junk by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Junk by length and keyword.
Gangster rap?
Stop crap!
Take a nap?
Jaws flap
Don't fling garbage in brain
Thinking of junk - what is gain?
Form:
Food, drugs, gamboling, sex?
Put self under hex!
A life wrecks
Find inner peace?
Junk release
Way to form spiritual pecks!
Form:
grabbing a pen from
my junk drawer a ford pinto
keeps it from closing
Remember when - Rain or Shine
the mail must go through
Today - the junk on top is mine
the rest I leave for you...
Armand Frnandez Arman
collected bits&bobs in a tin can
Visual rather than a conceptual realist
with junk he did installations persist
museums, to youth, sarcophagus
but aging folks can’t get enough
of perusing the junk
and making up bunk
about those good old days so tough
Mind in need of fresh air
I took a walk in the park
Littered in space age junk
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Contest Name: Traditional Haiku #2
Somebody mean once asked Arlene
how her routine left her so lean.
Whether drunk or on junk,
if it wasn't for *****
she wouldn't get any protein.
A counselor, I am paid to listen to people
I hear what I want though
Filtering out all the rest of the junk
Plotting a poem around the good stuff
the car you sold my wifes junk
proof you need just check the trunk
apple turnips pear
pollute nose and air
to the lake alas its sunk.
Caught in a funk; feel like a punk?
Know this: The Almighty doesn't make junk!
His great love and plans for you
Not even the devil can knock askew!
Eddie went to the mall full of *****
He was always real proud of his junk
While taking a leak
Decided to streak
Suzie yelled, “Mommy, he has a trunk”
There was a woman from Boston
With a yard you could get lost in
It was so full of junk
It scared off the skunks
With all the refuse she had tossed in
Don’t they know where it’s going?
So much time they are wasting;
Robotic spam we are stuck
with holiday email junk;
Life ticking as I sit deleting.
A phone is missing
We find all kinds of wrappers
Under dirty chairs
A phone is missing
How did we get so many junk drawers?
We better stop looking
Dapper Dan was a devil-may-care
His favorite game was 'Shark-Pit'
Bought a roller-coaster with his money
In hedge funds and junk bonds he parked it
Once Harry, at night, won a trunk
That he burgled from Tom's filthy junk;
It was a real wonder,
For what he did plunder
Was gold put by owner Tom drunk.
My house number was 1233
That's how junk mail found me.
So, I changed it to 1234,
Now the junk mail goes next door.
Written September 8, 2022
there was an old man named Ford
who thought history was absurd
he said it was all bunk
then his company produced a junk
and the Edsel became the car most abhorred
Drunk, in a funk, a lowly punk, I shrunk from a skunk. It stunk. Away I slunk. I too stunk, I thunk. I took a dunk and sunk.
A chunk or hunk of B.S. or bunk? Please debunk.
Take a good look I'm definitely no hunk
To some though, my happiness is my *****
A positive type dude
Negatives tabooed
Perfection I is but at times my *****'s junk
Take a good look I'm definitely no hunk
To some though, my happiness is my *****
A positive type dude
Negatives tabooed
Perfection I is but at times my *****'s junk
Don't know who designed the Golden Arches
With way too many sugars and starches:
Some say the fare's quite good,
Others think it's junk food--
Yet no protest or funeral marches!
All this baggage
I would love
To put it behind me
What this girl wouldn't give
To trade it
For some junk in the trunk
17.10.14
For Broken Wings'
"Could You, Please"
Had a crazy dream last night in my bunk
Was an amazingly handsome Hollywood Hunk
Girls kept hounding me
For my bod to see
Don't blame them, got some amazing he-man junk