My Junk Drawer Explained in Rhyme

My mingle-mangle mismash mixed bag of stuff Is a pastiche, potpourri, patchwork of remnants rough The accumulation of this junk was not so very tough Feather dusters, ink wells, rulers, silver links of cuff Pincushions, a beaver tail, old Spice, smelly snuff Nails, shoe polish, tape, puffer that does not still puff Potholders, elf statue, rags to give car a buff Petrified cinnamon roll, please don’t give me guff.