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Job Poems - Poems about Job

Premium Member you did a whiz bang job Honey
You did a whiz bang job honey An expert could not have done better Thanks Dad, Kathy said But I am an expert That’s why I have doctor in front of my name And the hospital pays me to do this surgery...

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Categories: job, humor,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Job Description Board of the Middle East
Job Description Board of the Middle East The Sniper - not Palestinian The Bomber - not Palestinian The Thief - not Palestinian The Terrorist - not Palestinian The Child Killer - not Palestinian The Burner of Tents - not Palestinian The Group that blows up Hospitals - not Palestinian The Rapist - not Palestinian The Blocker of Humanitarian Aid - not Palestinian The Exploding...

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Categories: job, abuse, evil,
Form: Free verse



High-Profile Job --- Motherhood
Being a mother is easily, the toughest job in the world - Although it oscillates from "delightful", to "exhausting" to "thankless", It is at most times, a demanding and overwhelming one. Motherhood's main requirements are patience and love Along with the ability to teach, discern, protect and nurture. It needs a lot of resolve, to look into those pleading,...

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Categories: job, mother,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Zora Zebra Gets a Boob Job
Zora Zebra does not know how to be subtle does she? I looked at my cousin, who is snotty notoriously. What’s going on? I asked this uppity Georgia peach. Look down there she said, nodding toward the beach. Zora was coming up for another breath of sea water air. I noticed right away that there was something added there. A boob...

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Categories: job, humor,
Form: Rhyme
job description
Job description If you like to be an executioner can be failed as doctors or nurses who needs the thrilling feeling masterful Given the last, fatal injection give a sense of power so strong it can lead to premature ejaculation What can be better legally kill the condemned and feel proud of a job, both well paid emotionally rewarding...

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Categories: job, absence, abuse, bereavement, betrayal,
Form: ABC



Monotonous Job
Interpreters lead a monotonous life Always sitting behind close doors Repeating what other people say Again and again and cautiuosly Their job isn't just about language translation They serve as bridge, ships, high-speed trains And shipping routes that connect the world Do you think they are great But I'd like to be one of them....

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Categories: job, dedication, love, work,
Form: Other
One must possess the patience of Job,
“The patience of Job” applied as an idiom that means to have great patience or endurance in the face of suffering. It's used to describe someone who perseveres through many problems or hardships. One must possess the patience of Job, (or be an uncommon Joe)... to bide their - meaning her/his time (while listening to muzak) before talking with Verizon...

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Categories: job, 12th grade, adventure, analogy,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member does he really want a job
I want a job the young man said But not that one or the other two Father-in-law was not impressed with Ed Offered him a great job, told daughter Sue. He has to have the right fit, she replied. Has to feel right, wants the ideal life Six other job offers, but he had his pride. Spent thirty years living off his...

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Categories: job, work,
Form: Rhyme
My First Job
I kinda like my first job, I teach and learn, I'm seen am heard, I'm serious am fun, I really like my first job. However, its temporary, An year full of memories, Living in a foreign territory, With rivers, Hills and Valleys, Ooh! I can't forget the monkeys, What if i don't get the job, I worry because i need to develop, My career is on a...

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Categories: career, education, growth, jobs,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Politiciansvand Job Security
Politicians have better job security than most. In what other occupation can you screw up so often and still retire with a pension?...

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Categories: job, humor,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member you think that is doable
There were forty-three pros So that is do-able, right? The job coach gave Harry the knowing look. How many cons were there? He pretended to search for the answer. One hundred and fifty-three cons, he replied. All of her tips should have him realizing one thing. She said “You thought that was do-able?” “I think I can make it work,” he replied. A job-taker...

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Categories: job, life,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Three Wishes
I wish that I don't go to jail tonight/ But if I go to jail I wish I don't do life/ And if I do, I'll be alright/ I just wish I do it right/ Sometimes I feel like a cliff hanger, can't hold on much longer/ But I'm still holding on, getting stronger and stronger/ Even though my days feel...

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Categories: job, character, courage, dark, deep,
Form: Free verse
A Snowman on a Snow Job
Peppering down, like too much salt, the world's grounds are draped with deliberate deception. All "snow"men now and then overwhelm us. "Will warm, wet weather motivate more meltdown?" Answer is axiomatic - "Nature's non-negotiable." (Axiomatic - self evident)...

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Categories: job, 11th grade, allusion, snow,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member When Will I Grow Up
When will I finally fill your shoes, Reach maturity like you did? You seemed to have all the answers When I was just a kid. I've been waiting a long time now So maybe I missed my turn, I'm well past the age you were, By now I should have learned! How did you do the adulting, so effortless, Not...

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Categories: job, funny, humor, mother daughter,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Perks of the Job
Terrorists deserve ‘severance pay’ ~ Chopping off their heads would be ok ...

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Categories: job, dark, humor, money, murder,
Form: Couplet

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