Humor. Poems - Poems about Humor.

"Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing." –Allen Klein A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR BLUNTS THE SHARP BLADES OF REALITY ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I lay on the table, a modern-day sacrificial lamb, pillow cradling my head, a fortress of foam and fabric. Then came Velcro, the sticky embrace of a high-tech straitjacket, my legs...

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what else do you have to do? She asks me. She is young. This is probably why she feels I am a slug. A sloth who holds down a recliner. A do-nothing who does nothing. I could build a swing set I tell her. Could swim a mile. Could enter a dance contest. Could build a bridge. Could plant a garden. Could travel to London. She...

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In a round-about, indirect Not to deflect but inspect Alternative means to deflect From some singular aspect, Of getting to a point or effect… I need to be more direct. ...

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From womb to grave the light is brief, our days are clogged with pain and grief; there’s little time for tears or laughter, and if that weren’t bad enough there’s a hereafter! ...

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DNA spawns life and, too, the capacity to laugh, which is a good thing, later, when those lives are torn in half. Those three letters guide us down a long, rocky road, through our behavior which that prankish molecule bestowed. Yes, deoxyribonucleic acid is the name, borne by the misguided chemical that I blame for the unfortunate, darkly...

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A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps, as you walk the tightrope of life. Quote By William Arthur Ward We were young and filled with responsibilities new to town, married and in our early twenties My husband needed surgery and I didn't drive with two small kids I...

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How I hate it when they call me a clown, Yet I can't help but make people laugh. It comes unbidden, needing no invitation — As though a trove of jokes is placed in my mouth. Often I try to bridle my face and talk tough, But when a flume of gloom drowns spirits deep down, Then my sense of humour...

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Alas! Alas! Season near past… Age all but gone, youth comes waddling on our heels along: new lingo, with movements, though awkward youthfully strong – Alas! Alas! Fogies must step aside~ gracefully-move-on…....

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Cast your bread upon the water if you like it soaky As for mine it’s in the oven ‘cos I prefer...

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Since it already exists Why does Mr. Macron resist Simply recognize France’s Palestinian revolution Forget the ‘two-state Middle East solution’ ...

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H=Humour and smiles make for a happy day for everyone. U=Under hurt or pain, add humour so it will melt fast away. M=Many need a joke or two so their face can wear a smile. O=Our life is happier with lots of humour in it. U=Unless we have humour in the world, we will be sad. R=Read this again to...

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"As the greatest of all poets and musicians, tho' you may call me 'liar', Hermes may have invented it but I perfected the lyre and with my music and singing if only I could see the forest for the trees I would coax the woods to dance for me but, on the other hand from where I stand, it appears to be, looking at it from...

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With those who want to test the waters, and yet have no wish to get their feet wet, but wait to have their cake (and eat it too) handed to them on a plate, I will neither split hairs and pick nits nor reason or debate (or tear their thoughts to bits) so, if they're going to 'fly', (jump to a conclusion) either do it or don't, as Yoda said,...

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Time was when every bullet had a name, For every lens now ‘tis nigh but the same. Privacy’s all but dead If not on a deathbed, Love during Coldplay? Do not a lens blame. ____________________________ Happenings |32.07.2025| humour, life, love Note: Yes, privacy is all but dead. Social media have put it on a deathbed. If there’s any doubt, what happened recently...

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A tiger cuddling in my lap my dog observed mouth agape I said to my dog ...

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