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Humor. Poems - Poems about Humor.

The Missing Wink - In Time
If brevity is the soul of wit levity the key to longevity be the humour in it and tho' we may be one link in the chain but a blink in the big picture the grand scheme of time here today and gone tomorrow on the brink I like to think (whenever I can) as the world's revolving I am a wink in the never-ending ever-unfolding evolving of...

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Categories: humor., how i feel, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Todd's Job's in Arbitrage
Todd’s latest job’s in arbitrage He said it’s the hottest thing going I asked Todd, if that is the case why isn’t the field exponentially growing ...

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Categories: humor., humor, language, work,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Short, Green and Squat
I once knew a seer, name of Hortense Who specialized in ominous portents Said I should marry a toad Long as he cleaned and he sewed I...

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Categories: humor., humor, marriage, visionary,
Form: Limerick
Big Mo
When a horrible commissioner was suddenly fired, team owners interviewed Big Mo. They told him, You're hired. Changes he made to the game were made right away. Protests which followed were completely ignored. And the first things removed were all the scoreboards. Big Mo outlawed all sales of meat. No burgers. No sushi. No hot dogs No barbecued beef. No sea food harvested from your favorite reef. Big Mo said The Game contained too much volatility, so...

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Categories: humor., baseball,
Form: Rhyme
Nookie Bookie
When business went from bad to worse and the Nookie Bookie (a pimp) with a curse saw the number of customers' trousers drop he took umbrage at an advertisement in the press inserted by the local knocking shop (where pleasure is a business) which was seen to say... RED LIGHT SPECIAL Too many hookers spoil the brothel Gentlemen today's the day you're in luck 2 for the price of 1 more BANG...

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Categories: humor., for him, fun, humor,
Form: Rhyme



Mr Flip-Flop
FLIP-FLOP FLIP-FLOP FLIP-FLOP GOING BAREFOOT FEELS FINE AT THE TIME YEAH AND SHOES DO TOO SOMETIMES I NEED SOMETHING LIGHT SOMETHING NOT QUITE SO TIGHT ONLY SANDALS WILL DO OF THE PACK I HAD MY PICK WISH I KNEW WHAT MAKES THEM TICK AND GET A HANDLE ON THESE MY BRAND NEW SANDALS THEY DIDN'T COST A LOT OF MONEY BUT WHEN I WALK MY FEET...

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Categories: humor., humor, humorous, nonsense, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Night Attire
Spoke to a bloke from Blighty whose wife wouldn't wear a nightie when she rolled over he told me her ankles were tangled then turned back her throat strangled all the more 'I can't retire' she said so instead she wore bloomers to bed ...

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Categories: humor., clothes, humor, nonsense, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Traffic
We drive on the left park in the driveway and walk on the pavement over here in the good old U.K. They drive on the right and on the parkway also the pavement over there in the U.S. of A. Confusing to tourist and traveler alike, so where should we go when riding a bike? ...

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Categories: humor., america, car, england, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Tired she ever since I retired
For long who’d been my better half Has now become my bitter half-- Bitter, my autumns sing Of fantasies of spring… She now a bull, ere a mere calf Who feels (or feigns) she’s tired Ever since I retired, And to smirk's turned what was her laugh. _________________________ Happenings | 24.07.2025 | humour, life, wife Note: She has, I would like to feel,...

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Categories: humor., humor, life, wife,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member If I had a Guitar
If I had a guitar and I knew how to play I’d be on tour, playing music all loud and gay I would have a fan base that would be yelling my name None of my fine renditions would be the same I would seriously pluck those strings in the fanciest way if I had a guitar and I knew...

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Categories: humor., humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Spitting Image
I wonder why my parent said She’s the spitting image of grandma dead For in death, grandma did not look her best ~ though she still aced the saliva test ...

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Categories: humor., humor, meaningful, words,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member - As We Moooooove On -
Categories: humor., angst, humor,
Form: Shadorma
Premium Member silencio
When I’m not tapped into a music stream. I like quiet no - let’s be exact, I like silence ear plugs in - deafening quiet or better yet, noise cancelled anti-sound That’s relatively new technology My mom mentioned new studies suggest it may rewire things gray matter wise, you know, behind the eyes like the patterns sound forms in sand. But if you’re going to...

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Categories: humor., cheer up, humor, mom,
Form: Free verse
A Poem About Nothing
I have nothing to live for. I have nothing to die for. If I die today, it will be nothing If I live today, it will be for nothing...

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Categories: humor., depression, feelings, hope, how
Form: Free verse
Premium Member From the Benedict Arnold Trial
"One if by land, two if by sea". That's what Paul Revere said to me. But my memory's just no good, and sadly, I misunderstood. Anyway, Paul was just a spy, and I like eating shepherd's pie....

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Categories: humor., history, humor,
Form: Rhyme

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