Humor. Poems - Poems about Humor.

The summer Olympics in France Send athletes to take their best chance Snoop Dogg carried the torch So games could be set forth And rap make a global advance....Read the rest...

They said that I could never do this! And I meowed back,,,” oh yes, I can!!” So I went down to the sporting...Read the rest...

Mister Cat adjusted his spectacles, Upon his nasal receptacle, As he spoke to his kittens three. Why must you climb the one tree In Widow Calico's prim front yard? You know there are trees out back Without fear of a sneak...Read the rest...

crow murder floods air like fish in the sea absent scarecrow ...Read the rest...

Skip Small skip, big skip, mid skip for a Yolosnip. Skip in the Frumpket sun. Skip in the Frumpket rain. Small skip, big skip, mid skip fun. Skip, skip, skip. Slip, slip, slip. Forward skip, back skip. Sideways skip. Skip, skip, skip. Slip,...Read the rest...

On a Friday morning at ten, you say? But our bus doesn’t go out on that day. I can do Tuesdays but never at one. Only in the morning does our bus run. How about a Thursday AM...Read the rest...

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A witless young man named Abdul one day dropped his phone in the pool. With his face in the wet, he could TikTok still get, no need to dive in; he’s no fool!...Read the rest...

In summer, I drag old bones to the beach. High surf and bikini clad women teach that, shining in the sun, there are some kinds of fun  that are for me, not my eyes, out of reach....Read the rest...

What happens when someone falls out of love? Is there a single, frozen in amber, sanctimonious moment when you decide you’re too good for whomever - the falling-out moment - where imperfections are revealed like a magic trick? “Huh,”...Read the rest...

There was a young man from Detroit Whose thinking they say was adroit He challenged the sun To have some hot fun Ended up with his head en pointe. ...Read the rest...

Swimming in the pool was Lou- Lou, In distress yelled, ”MA! Gotta poo !” Momma was too late. So the cowboy, Nate, stuck in head n'said, “Howdy-DOO!” ...Read the rest...

Pussycat, pussycat, where have you been? That I've been to London to see the queen? Do you want that version I told your mom? What went down was a much different scene than the tale that kitten ate off...Read the rest...

The indelible stamp of my favorite aunt my birthday gift arrived ...Read the rest...

Nothing to say but that’s ok Watching too much political yuk… Time to step outdoors ...Read the rest...