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Humor. Poems - Poems about Humor.

Humor. Poems - Examples of all types of poems about humor. to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for humor..
Premium Member Biting My Tongue
My humour can often be misunderstood Though it's solely my attempt at lightening the mood And putting a smile on everyone's face No deeper, more sinister reason do I have My most serious problem is That I show affection for...Read the rest...
Categories: humor., humor,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Questions and Answers
We answer big questions one by one As scientific progress marches on. When we find an answer, we’re not done. Up spring two new questions to dwell upon! Math then informs us of a sad pitfall. While the...Read the rest...
Categories: humor., humor, irony, math, science,
Form: Rhyme
Sitting With Winnie
Sitting with Winnie Running from MiMi in polka dots Makes me giggle at haughty tots Who don’t want to use their potty pots. I’m now thinking of tequila shots And other things I oughta nots. ...Read the rest...
Categories: humor., baby, child, childhood, grandchild,
Form: Rhyme
FLIES
Nasty flies are sickening as hell So, I brought some stuff to repel They dropped to the floor And was swept out the door But I couldn’t get rid of the smell ...Read the rest...
Categories: humor., humor, insect,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Critterature: A Fine Bromance
A seahorse named Irv finally got up the nerve To ask a starfish named Larry to marry him. Said Larry, "Sure, swell, and it's high time as well, Now it's legal in this aquarium.* But, oh, what I would...Read the rest...
Categories: humor., animal, humor,
Form: Light Verse



Premium Member Hot Line Call
He called the Viagra hot line shouting: "It's fallen and i can't get it up"....Read the rest...
Categories: humor., humor, lust,
Form: Monoku
Banguhthon'd
. Dude's limp described by the sum in ink could be only by an inclusion of think "definitely dude's dexterity deserves downtime for all the day long hiz soldier stood sublime" "i'm done" hiz exclaimed smeared in hern stink...Read the rest...
Categories: humor., humor, poetry,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Everything from B to Z
Something's missing in the puzzle of life. I'm living without something, I just know. I must tell you, my confusion is rife. I'm stumped. I've hunted high. I've hunted low. Should I try to discern my...Read the rest...
Categories: humor., growth, humor, journey, philosophy,
Form: Sonnet
If not, we all are gifted
One's born, grey stuff inherited, Or gets made with a lot lifted, It's not how much you quote, How much yours be of note, If not, every next man’s gifted! _______________________________ Limerick (Tongue-in-cheek) |03.12.2018| humour...Read the rest...
Categories: humor., humor,
Form: Limerick
Story-My humor
Do you know what it feels like when your dad leaves to go get the milk and comes back with a gun and some vengeance? No? Well me neither. See look, being funny is hard. Some people don’t...Read the rest...
Categories: humor., creation, emotions, funny, humor,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member chicago
I flew to Chicago last Friday night my great uncle was turning a hundred. The plan was to fly-in Friday, party Saturday, and fly out Sunday. No missed school. The air felt colder in Chicago, the wind really bit, and...Read the rest...
Categories: humor., birthday, flying, humor, sick,
Form: Free verse
Queen Bee
Here's what I am going and willing to do Make a pinky promise and swear an oath unto both me and to you Then spend the rest of every second of my entire life Trying my...Read the rest...
Categories: humor., humor,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Squirm the Germ
Squirm the Germ Vs.1 There’s a germ, his name is Squirm, he lives inside our head, and when we cough or sneeze or wheeze, he jumps right out instead! So….. (Point to your head, then use both...Read the rest...
Categories: humor., caregiving, child, education, health,
Form: Ballad
Premium Member cockroach was styling
Cockroach was styling, in her element tonight Wrapping her velvet cloak around her formal tight The rest of the models stayed out of cockroach’s way Knowing she will be left standing at the end of their day...Read the rest...
Categories: humor., humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member One Flaw
A vampire known as Silent Killer, wanted to star in a thriller; He had just one flaw, that lisp in his southern draw; Film’s a talkie, what a bummer....Read the rest...
Categories: humor., emotions, feelings, humor,
Form: Limerick

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