Humor Society Poems - Poems about Humor Society

How is this red? This is blue! Did you shut your eyes with some glue? Just look! Take your time, think it through! Quickly, we have more work that is due, And better things I have to do, We have made people form a queue! To decide the color of this damn dress sewn! The blue group was angry, "How dare you!" The...

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I stood….transfixed, reading the boldly painted warning …DON’T TURN AROUND – YOU ARE NOT ALONE ©4/7/2023...

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Oh you pitiful copycat, fake accounts you’re getting fat; Polluting my shadow Spam, you can’t be who I am; That’s a dead person’s photograph....

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She slipped into the ballroom Shimmied across the floor Bobbed a graceful curtsy Slid quickly through the door Leaving some mixed reactions From all those gathered there First time they’d seen a tango With the artiste totally bare And it’s not the sort of thing One ever ever expects to be seen At an Official Civic Reception For Her Majesty the Queen And certainly not...

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Be prepare like the busy ants store food for any catastrophic event From famine, war, or worse yet being run by a democrat Have guns and ammo and medical supplies but the word to the wise Emergency food row after row in time of crisis your families hero Cans of corn and cans of beans cans of darn near anything A can of this and...

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There's plenty of empty Shelves and pantries The streets weep for missing feet Crowds of clouds float and gloat Mocking our lot, as they mingle and flock Oh, the lords of hoard now run the board Going by social media shifts Toilet paper's now the sought-after gift One can't use scanty panties To clean your fanny's nooks and crannies In this sparse farce The walls grow...

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I’ll Have What They’re Having/WBM They gather – together - alone avatars – no identities known promises blue OMG – ILU a video vape – The Game of I-phones ©7/29/2019 What’s Bugging Me Poetry Contest Kim Rodrigues - Sponsor...

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Knick Knack Paddy Whack Can’t take back a wisecrack If you wanna be a crackerjack Earn a greenback from blackjack Gotta buyback your backpack Need to blister pack your flapjacks Evident ebbing of drawbacks Raises the bar for the sad sacks The good life, so Kodak So long as you don’t sidetrack Selfie people hide in haystacks Hoarding their golden tie tacks Shall we ponder how to...

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One answer to Patrick Deneen's question, Why Liberalism Failed, not necessarily opposed to Deneen's own more LeftBrain position, yet considerably shorter, is: Profoundly democratic liberalism, like Christianity, has failed because it has not been multiculturally tried, to paraphrase anti-colonizing and non-violent communicating Mahatma Gandhi. Strangely, this may also be a kind of corollary to respond to a different title, How the West was Won, which would thereby postulate How the...

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Saturday Farmers’ Market Here’s how it goes at our Farmers’ Market: shoppers all ages, clothing, and races, parents push bundled babies in strollers, children dash eagerly through the crowd. Others meander to and fro, seeking new food and old faces they know. At the top are the hucksters and politicians handing out stickers, buttons, petitions. There’s music: guitars, banjos,...

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While ambling down the boulevard, I spied a swanky canopy. As member of the avant-garde, The classy bistro suited me. When greeted by the maitre'd, I nonchalantly said, "Just one." He smiled and nodded graciously. My gourmand venture had begun. As soon as seated, promptly pounced A waiter dressed in gray and pink. "My name is Jacques," the man announced And asked what I prefer to...

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Some say that our people will never, ever get along, that skin is our ‘identity,’ that old, bigoted song. Some must always be victims, and others will oppress, the groups A, B, C are awful, but D, E, F are best. I don’t care much for that, but one thing is clear, taking home Shanise tonight, so wingman, hold my beer. Others cry technology is destined to stagnate, that...

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lips like wet Vagina if am good they talk if am bad they talk they always wet their mouth with their spit through their lips like wet Vagina lips like wet Vagina if i live they will talk if I fear to live they will talk if I talk they will talk if I don't talk they will talk they love to talk their...

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Health care standards are climate care constants and resilient variables. Health care giving and receiving constants across cultures and diverse species of plant and animal, and perhaps even mineral, lifespans, each and all declare mentoring mutual health is positive, between ego-center and eco-exterior, Yang and bilateral, or even multilateral, Yin, squared and cubed and fractal and octaves of resilient variable sounds and light, space and changing interdependent times. And absence of...

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You walk real low, knuckles almost scraping the ground Looking at the sky up high, scratching your jutting brow bone You're puzzled by that round thing, which you can't reach You don't understand at all, how it could be so hot Your belly is on the growl, telling you it's time to go on a prowl You like it best when you can hunt and scavenge...

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