Short Humor Society Poems

I stood….transfixed, reading the boldly painted warning

                         …DON’T TURN AROUND – YOU ARE NOT ALONE

©4/7/2023...

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.
just 
used about 
three gallons of 
water rinsing out a 
yogurt pot just so it 
could go in the 
recycling 
bin
....

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Oh you pitiful copycat,
fake accounts you’re getting fat;
Polluting my shadow Spam,
you can’t be who I am;
That’s a dead person’s photograph....

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I’ll Have What They’re Having/WBM

They gather – together  - alone
avatars – no identities known
promises blue
OMG – ILU
a video vape – The Game of I-phones


©7/29/2019

What’s Bugging Me Poetry Contest
Kim Rodrigues - Sponsor...

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punctured, onward continue to quit decision's to make second guessing a moment ,
wit a wound wide opened by sliding the cold shoulder's lap first but enlightened by composure, intellect wasted misuse's of time the truth withheld to prove ill state vs. denial of a mans prime singled too proud deviating the lost to worship no man who lives under trial....

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"You will eat a peck of dirt,
in the time before you die."
That's what my Grandma use to say	
and then she informed us why.

"Dirt is Nature's nat'ral way,
better than the doctor's drugs.
Dirt will help your body fight
off all those bad germs and bugs."

Modern moms will have a fit
when their kids get filthy, black.
They don't stop to realize
it prevents those germs' attack....

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How is this red? This is blue!
Did you shut your eyes with some glue?
Just look! Take your time, think it through!
Quickly, we have more work that is due,
And better things I have to do,
We have made people form a queue!
To decide the color of this damn dress sewn!
The blue group was angry, "How dare you!"
The red group was mad, "We are going to sue!"
We have fought for hours and gotten nothing new!
What's the color you ask? We have no clue!...

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