Best Humor Society Poems

Airports; people and planes,
Traffic jams and baggage claim. 
Noisy, rumbling, to the gate I'm 
running. 

Looking at the screen for my flight, 
Delayed? What is causing this 
madness? 

Dragging my bags; this way and 
that. 
Smoking lounge, where are you at? 
Find a store, buy...

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My son is growing a man bun.
I don’t know how big it’ll be when he’s done.
He’s only sixteen you know and at his age it’s fun.
So I’ll just watch but if it gets too big, I’ll have to run.

My son is growing a man bun.
I...

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While ambling down the boulevard,
I spied a swanky canopy.
As member of the avant-garde,
The classy bistro suited me.

When greeted by the maitre'd,
I nonchalantly said, "Just one."
He smiled and nodded graciously.
My gourmand venture had begun.

As soon as seated, promptly pounced
A waiter dressed in gray and pink.
"My name...

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You walk real low,
knuckles almost scraping the ground
Looking at the sky up high,
scratching your jutting brow bone

You're puzzled by that round thing,
which you can't reach
You don't understand at all,
how it could be so hot

Your belly is on the growl,
telling you it's time to go on...

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punctured, onward continue to quit decision's to make second guessing a moment ,
wit a wound wide opened by sliding the cold shoulder's lap first but enlightened by composure, intellect wasted misuse's of time the truth withheld to prove ill state vs. denial of a mans...

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"You will eat a peck of dirt,
in the time before you die."
That's what my Grandma use to say	
and then she informed us why.

"Dirt is Nature's nat'ral way,
better than the doctor's drugs.
Dirt will help your body fight
off all those bad germs and bugs."

Modern moms will have...

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Saturday Farmers’ Market 

Here’s how it goes at our Farmers’ Market:
shoppers all ages, clothing, and races,
parents push bundled babies in strollers, 
children dash eagerly through the crowd. 
Others meander to and fro, seeking 
new food and old faces they know. 
At the top are the...

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Knick Knack Paddy Whack
Can’t take back a wisecrack
If you wanna be a crackerjack
Earn a greenback from blackjack

Gotta buyback your backpack
Need to blister pack your flapjacks
Evident ebbing of drawbacks
Raises the bar for the sad sacks

The good life, so Kodak
So long as you don’t sidetrack
Selfie people hide...

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.
just 
used about 
three gallons of 
water rinsing out a 
yogurt pot just so it 
could go in the 
recycling 
bin
....

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I stood….transfixed, reading the boldly painted warning

                         …DON’T TURN AROUND – YOU ARE NOT ALONE

©4/7/2023...

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Some say that our people
will never, ever get along,
that skin is our ‘identity,’
that old, bigoted song.
Some must always be victims,
and others will oppress,
the groups A, B, C are awful,
but D, E, F are best.
I don’t care much for that,
but one thing is clear,
taking home Shanise...

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Health care standards
are climate care constants
and resilient variables.

Health care giving and receiving constants
across cultures and diverse species
of plant and animal,
and perhaps even mineral, lifespans,
each and all declare
mentoring mutual health is positive,
between ego-center
and eco-exterior,
Yang and bilateral, or even multilateral, Yin,
squared and cubed 
and fractal and octaves
of...

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lips like wet Vagina
if am good 
they talk
if am bad 
they talk
they always wet
their mouth with 
their spit through their
lips like wet Vagina

lips like wet Vagina
if i live they will talk 
if I fear to live 
they will talk 
if I talk they will talk
if...

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There's plenty of empty
Shelves and pantries
The streets weep for missing feet
Crowds of clouds float and gloat
Mocking our lot, as they mingle and flock

Oh, the lords of hoard now run the board
Going by social media shifts
Toilet paper's now the sought-after gift
One can't use scanty panties
To clean...

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Be prepare like the busy ants
store food for any catastrophic event
From famine, war, or worse yet
being run by a democrat

Have guns and ammo and medical supplies
but the word to the wise
Emergency food row after row
in time of crisis your families hero

Cans of corn and cans...

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