Gross Poems - Poems about Gross

...How do you run away from what doesn't chase you? In the middle of dead butterflies that makes you smile. Too white to fetch, too bored to care. Who cares? The only thing that makes me gasp is my m......Read More

... It’s Sure not Miss Daisy Drivin’ Ivan The Over-Achiever Be more Igor Big Eater Guy Piggy Iggy The Straw Man Flaxen Jackson Street Smart Joseph Knows stuff Serial ki......Read More

...A healthy dose of invective flourishes at Highland Manor asylum I hate to be curt, but welcome to the monkey house at 2 highland manor drive, where all manner of imbeciles go berserk. I and ......Read More

...Mr Spud Head is wearing a frown Some eejit stole his wife’s best gown His wife who’s called Myrtle Looks like a gross turtle Spud’s concerned that the chips are down They’re going ......Read More

...#IN THE ELEVENTH MONTH, ON THE ELEVENTH DAY, I WAS BLESSED TO AWAKE AND HONOR "A SPECIAL ANGEL" ON WHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN HER 81st. BIRTHDAY. THIS IS THE SUNNIEST BRIGHTEST GRANDEST DAY, GIFTED SO SW......Read More

...You drove many species to extinction. You plundered, thinking all the earth was yours. You dumped your waste causing gross pollution. You blatantly broke all of Nature’s Laws. Just where have t......Read More

...Costuming Halloween Masque my visage fast! …So my eyes bulge out, drunken red, and give me purpled, hairy lips and cheeks to complete My bloodcurdling look — Yikes! So scary…Not sweet! S......Read More

...Baby, born, small loved. Toddler, learning, growing,, loved Taller, talking, not the same for all Growing each day, happy just trust. Bigger each year, pressure will start Unsure amd lost, at......Read More

...I headed out hunting But the game wasn’t deer Was stocked with beef jerky And a six pack of beer I climbed to my tree stand And tried hard not to cuss Since it was located High up on a cactu......Read More

...#YO! MY SOUL ACHES IN LONGING FOR MORE INSTRUMENTATION THAT MASSAGES, SOOTHES AND BRINGS A SPECIAL SOLACE THAT I NEED... THIS IS WHAT "ADRIAN'S THEME" BRINGS TO ME! CLOSE YOUR EYES AND IMAGINE......Read More

...My eyes are in a cocoon. They will open when there is light. Only light from the sun. Not the gross, hallway light. No, the hallway is dead to me. There is only me in this bed. The......Read More

...#THIS DEDICATION SPEAKS TO A PARTICULAR INDICATION... IT SPEAKS TOO... SPECIFICALLY WHO??? ANYONE WHO STAYS, SPLAYED... UNDERNEATH COVERS/SHIELDINGS AND YIELDINGS. SIRENS IN HIGHEST......Read More

...The twisting and turning snatches of light are back on the wall I can't decypher them - they don't have messages within There's more to be known from snatches of caught words than prepared words ......Read More

...If you appear before me with no claim why Clamoring as much as to catch my eye Know that you make the offense gross When I ponder the minutes’ worth of loss That I would have used on a thought or......Read More

...Alien talk I can’t understand A Pifflewig performed a handstand He verbalised through his ass Gross putrid wind he did pass Like many blokes throughout the land! I farted, perhaps ......Read More