Jan Allison Poet Limerick

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He Nose How To Pick Em - Gross Humour Warning

Mam told me I must eat my greens
I’m certain I know what she means
I pick lots of snot,
And then eat the lot
It’s tasty and full of proteins! 

Mam’s livid and screams ACT YOUR YEARS
Aged fifty, I burst into tears
She whacks me round the head
Then she sends me to bed
And now I’ve got cauliflower ears!

For a lovely on line friend who gave me the first line and challenged me to write a poem ... it caused many snickers when he got the final poem

12/23/21

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Marikate Kingston January 28, 2022 at 9:49 PM I think I would have an issue with his tissue, :-( Tee hee.. :-)

Jack Horne January 6, 2022 at 5:04 AM LOL, had a chuckle here

Delice Arleen Skelly December 28, 2021 at 8:53 AM Very funny, needs to be introduced to tissues lol...Delice

Caren Krutsinger December 28, 2021 at 4:17 AM This is terrific! You surpassed the challenge Jan.

John Watt December 26, 2021 at 9:09 PM Jan, that's snot what I'd call an attractive pick, er, I mean pic... your lims are lol funny and your title is hilarious - thanks for the grins and giggles, yet again. Well, I gotta boogie. Hugs ~ John

Susan Ashley December 24, 2021 at 4:32 PM Lol!! Jan, you rose to the challenge with your singular style; clever, funny, and yes, gross! Such silly yucky fun!! Warmest wishes to you and yours for a merry Christmas.. ~Susan

Ilene Bauer December 24, 2021 at 1:49 PM Jan - I think you could rise to any challenge AND make it very funny, too! Best wishes for a happy holiday…

David Kavanagh December 24, 2021 at 12:07 PM Leave it to you Jan, a wonderful gross out Limerick, now I can’t get that damn kid Billy something, (aka) snots I went to school with out of my mind, from nostrils to his upper lip was always green, cheers David

David Mchattie December 24, 2021 at 11:59 AM Funny stuff my friend. Wishing you and yours a Happy Holiday and a Merry Christmas.

Rico Leffanta December 24, 2021 at 10:10 AM Mum nose best?

Lin Lane December 24, 2021 at 5:43 AM Ya got the 'gross' part right. ha ha Not my source of protein.

Regina Mcintosh December 24, 2021 at 1:32 AM So cute. God bless you with a Merry MErrY Christmas sweet lady. Love, Gina

Victor Buhagiar December 23, 2021 at 11:20 PM You rose up to that challenge very well. A happy festive season to all. Hugs Victor

L Milton Hankins December 23, 2021 at 7:14 PM (chuckling) You won't mind if I stick to salads, okay? My mama taught me never to eat my snot, but I did. I don't know why. I figured it was from me, so it had to be good. Ugh! I don't know; I really don't.

Debra L Brown December 23, 2021 at 6:27 PM I going to look at salads a little differently for the next few days, LoL. I enjoyed the limerick. Merry Christmas ~ Debra

John Lawless December 23, 2021 at 5:28 PM ...part of a heart healthy diet.....

Alexis Y. December 23, 2021 at 5:26 PM Lol! Jan, Your limericks worked so well with photo. Like always good job. Have a good evening:-) Alexis

Tony Hargreaves December 23, 2021 at 4:24 PM Hi Jan Mum's veg I always eat. But cast aside the meat. I have to be discrete. Overcooked meat, no treat. Tony Jan Allison December 23, 2021 at 4:44 PM thanks Tony:-) hugs jan xx