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I Have a Gross Handicap

I have a gross handicap: While sleeping retains my cap, As I read feet in shoes tap And easily a work “Crap!” …And spoiled kids’ knuckles rap; During sermon daring a nap, Bathsheba survey her lap; For my trips shun the best map… Can I crush my handicap? Enough to energy sap: Eccentric wings stop their flap While Handicap fills some gap… But die could most handicaps: As easy as rats in traps; Sure, a cop and his hard slaps Orders for water to start laps.

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