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Chug Cramproll made his heelstand in Buffalou so the story goes.
He sprinkledd sand on a surface
and made percussion sounds to the amazment of an audeince.
The song "Mumbled" was used as his entrance theme.
It's beleived it was remixed to the standards
of Modern sounds to have
a edgey Urban feel. " Jive Talking" Cat Vamp was said to be his manager.
"Scatt " and Bebop accompanied them to the ring. Off the wire these sounds like
"oh-be Doo-Bee" with some "ahh-you ahh's"
the debutting sounds of reasons.
So Right" and Yubbia Yubbah"
modern talking swing grooves.
When asked about that debut he said
" I'm a fool to want you: you know
that's life: thats the way it's gotta be!"
Where's that Crooner man; WWhere's that Crooner?"
Zu Du-dum: ooh we!
ahh wee ah!
OOh-wee!
summer's smiling face
her rosebud mouth - enjoying ~
kiss of chocolate
.
"and how would you
have me tell her"
her mane iz
tatter'd
daily
sheath scaly
breath atrocious
her clothing
un-contemporary
"she's your daughter
boss"
gosh, look at the time!
he's gotta go
immediately!
wherever he's headed
punctuality is a must,
he can't just go yet...
his mind
in utter disarray,
repeatedly screaming...
"where's my damn keys?!"
as he goes on a tear
for his misplaced keys,
he implores time to slow
to a c r a w l
but she gives him the kiss off.
she's laced up her running shoes
as he searches
frantically;
his inner voice...
wailing like a banshee,
ocean of tumult violently churns
in the pit of his gut.
a mouse scurrying
room to room
wreaking royal havoc;
clothes flying here and there,
the couch flipped upside down.
his impatience
giving way to panic.
meanwhile,
time's already on the run...
daring him...
" catch me, if you can!"
yet the borrowing gopher
paces around the house,
driving himself crazy, then...
he swings his front door open;
sad eureka!
there it is...
on the other side of the door
his keys dangle
in the keyhole.
time now mocking him...
he's late as can be.
Love’s journey, joy and tears,
Guided by grace through all the years.
Gotta love, in every guise,
Each chapter cherished, beneath the skies.
True love with God, tranquil and pure,
Promises eternal, pristine and sure.
Divine devotion, a destined delight,
Faithful forever, in the Father's light.
Memories murmur, melancholy in pairs.
Gone is the glow, a grievous gap glares,
Whispered words weep, wounds within deep.
Separation's sorrow, shadows silently sweep.
Tender touches, time transcends too soon.
She sings softly, serenades under the moon,
Laughter lingers long, lovely in twilight.
Living with love, life's luminous light.
Heartbeats hasten, hopes held high, hues of blue.
In anticipation, ardor awakens anew,
Gotta love the glowing gaze, a girl's gentle bloom.
Glimpses of grace in the gathering gloom.
" Definitions:
Delineating Means: Depicting or describing.
Deify Means: Adoration or exaltation for a beloved." - Oxford Dictionary -
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Darling, desire dominates dearest dreams.
Daydreams discover deepest devotion.
Despite demonstrative dauntless dedication.
Decades didn’t dampen delicate delights.
Daylight dawned, dazzled by a daisy a day.
Doting directly drives desire to dance.
Determined to declare deify for my dearest.
Distinguished, debonair, dignified date.
Dress, diamond, Diocese, document, a destiny.
Delineating developing dependence divinely.
Deserving dedicated devotion darling.
Dissent divides, devotion defends, to dispel dire divisions.
I think no stimulus could be
as potent as the one to pee.
A feeling frequent and innate
is this - the urge to urinate.
It comes each day to everyone
at work, at play, or on the run.
It comes sometimes as home you drive,
and soon you're hoping to survive
the bursting of your inner dam
while sitting in a traffic jam.
Then down the street you drive distressed
with thighs together tightly pressed.
You wish so badly it would cease
and then you pray for sweet release.
And as you drive, you ache and ache
and curse that drink you had to take.
You want to speed, but big surprise -
a cop's behind you. Squeeze those thighs
to keep inside what wants to flow!
You do not dare to let it go.
Few impulses can so compare.
Oh, how you'd love a diaper there!
Then home at last, you do a dance.
You run while pulling down your pants.
And horror, if when once inside,
you find the bathroom occupied!
WEll, just be glad it's mountain dew
you're holding in, not number two!
When she’s sure her tired hubby’s asleep,
Susie sneaks from the bedroom to keep
a much-loved rendezvous.
Rocky Road she will woo.
Her addiction to ice cream runs deep.
the Gandy Dancers Sougan and Swanson Pulaski bested Bobcat Titan Taquito
and Lighting Fecon Taquito in Off the Grid Thunderbox match.
Were both team members had to be thrown in the Thunderbox to receive the Contract to face the tag Champions. Feint Schmoz was referree.
"Big Fluffy" Poebelle Mouette and his Gal "Mean Hussy"
ffaced Consceince "The Director of Morality" in a
Figure Four Showdown. Winner: Moutte at 14:14.
Main Event
"Proud" Ivory and "The Pride of Godbout" Ebony Fizz
beat World Tagteam Champions
" All About Knowthing" Bassy Grist and " Treble" Treat Tatum
With a Stratinberg Six" a version of
the DoomsDay Device.
"he strated air playing
like he had a Guitar.
than we saw the the third Wallup
of the Night!
T -The movie-life with Ike Turner exposed
I - I, like most humans - had to notice her
N -Notoriety for hits true to life; loved fans
who return the favor
A - A prayer she joins celestial chorus
worshipping Jesus (I heard her sing in
Sanskrit-Hindi, "Sarveshyam Shantir Bhavatu")
Gotta jump through hoops to renew CalFresh
...but-- it is worth it-- to nourish my flesh! :D
May 8, 2023
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Couplet Poetry Contest sponsored by: Sotto Poet
The calendar says, 'Not a moment too soon'
I've got to fit in my swimsuit by the fifteenth of June
I suppose I could ask doc for a quick tummy tuck
But I'd rather the knife boiled chicken feathers pluck
Stomach in knots
Knots of doubt
Knots cursing at my anxiety
Sweating into panic mode
Thoughts racings
Praying no one knows
Is it obvious I gotta shet?!
I’m mad my stomach bubbling
I’m mad I can’t hold this shet any longer
I gotta shet away this pain
Pain of not good enough
I’m not worthy
Why I’m so chubby
Why my ass so flat
My body not society standards
I gotta shet the worry away
The worry’s of tomorrow
My 401k plans meeting my retirement quota
Dodging being pulled over while black
My fellow sister keeping her foot on my neck
Rejected from opportunities to prosper
Being judged on my natural hair
Will he love my stretch marks
Saggy skin
I gotta shet the sadness away
Sadness that I can’t win
Win to get ahead in life
I’m always coming up short
I’m labeled trash compared to a foreigner
I’m going shet this color shame away
I’m shetting the anxiety away
Knots lighting up
Shet this load off my back
Released the blockages
One-ups Than-Bauk,
both the talk and
the walk, with more
than just four lines ~
a fifth with five, seven, eleven, or nine.
You can't just do
one Yadu, but
seems two izza
good 'see ya' spot,
'cause three sure seems like a lot.
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A YaDu is similar to a Than-Bauk, but has five lines:
xxxa
xxax
xaxb
xxbc
xxxxc *
* last line can be 5, 7, 9, or 11 syllables, rhyming with 4th line
Humpty Dumpty fell from great height,
perfectly mixing the yolk and the white.
All the king’s horses and all the king’s men
had them some omelettes, then had some again.
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